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Just another fine Homestuck
Forum-Index → Roleplay → Inactive RPs → Just another fine Homestuckyou go to your Sisters room and find her on her Husktop, roleplaying with Nepeta.
>Aleana: Confront cat Lusus.
you go to find your Lusus sleeping in her personal cave in the basement of your hive. Your Lusus was napping on a pile of yarn.
>Aleana: Talk to Gamzee.
YES! You decide to talk to your friend. You secretly had a flush crush for him since you were a Grub, the only one who knows about it is Savannah. If you had told Vriska she would of probably blabbed it to Him.
>Aleana: Say hi to Gamzee.
ascendingDreamer started trolling terminallyCapricious.
AD: h3y Gamz33! =3
TC: HeHe hI ThErE, WhAtS uP, My WiCkEd SiS? :o)
AD: oh, nothing much happ3ning y3t.. you? =3
TC: ItS AlL gOoD, NoThInG eXcItInG hApPeNiNg ThOuGh... HoNk
>Aleana: Carry on conversation with Gamzee.
You continue to talk to Gamzee, talking about friends and Faygo and even planning a meetup at his hive in a few days.
>Aleana: Close conversation with Gamzee.
You say goodbye to Gamzee and decide to go Outside once more.
You start. It's useless. The conversation is pointless. You never were good at insults. Maybe you could use some awkward humor.
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seeingFallacies[GA] began trolling noticingCracks [NC]
SF: hEllO thErE
NC: ...hello?
SF: ^^
NC: Why do you type that way? It seems useless. You could just type the normal way and not give people headaches.
SF: I mEAn, yOU'rE UslEssnEss Is ObvIOUs.
SF: I'm clEArly nOt thE UsElEss OnE hErE. cOnfUsIng pErsOn.
NC: Please tell me that wasn't an insult....
SF: sUrE...
NC: It was. You. Are terrible. At insulting people.
SF: OkAy ;-;
NC: That was an embarrassment to all things insulting.
SF: sOrry
NC: That's how you insult someone. Honestly. Do you even insult anyone?
SF: ;-;
NC: I bet you don't have friends. They'd be embarrassed by you.
SF: It's nOt my fAUlt
NC: Yes it is your fault. It always is.
SF: OkAy
NC: That's how you insult someone.
SF: ;-;
NC: Need me to go on?
SF: nOw's thE tImE whEn I lEAvE ;-;
seeingFallacies[GA] began trolling noticingCracks [NC]
SF: hEllO thErE
NC: ...hello?
SF: ^^
NC: Why do you type that way? It seems useless. You could just type the normal way and not give people headaches.
SF: I mEAn, yOU'rE UslEssnEss Is ObvIOUs.
SF: I'm clEArly nOt thE UsElEss OnE hErE. cOnfUsIng pErsOn.
NC: Please tell me that wasn't an insult....
SF: sUrE...
NC: It was. You. Are terrible. At insulting people.
SF: OkAy ;-;
NC: That was an embarrassment to all things insulting.
SF: sOrry
NC: That's how you insult someone. Honestly. Do you even insult anyone?
SF: ;-;
NC: I bet you don't have friends. They'd be embarrassed by you.
SF: It's nOt my fAUlt
NC: Yes it is your fault. It always is.
SF: OkAy
NC: That's how you insult someone.
SF: ;-;
NC: Need me to go on?
SF: nOw's thE tImE whEn I lEAvE ;-;
>Makri: Shake it off. Maybe do something else...
Okay. No problem. That wasn't a huge failure. Just...go outside. Maybe.
There's ALOT of different rank monsters. You decide to take care of a few of them around your hive.
==>Sayomi: Do crazy stunts with archery
You TRY to do some AWESOME as SHIZZLE stunts but you absolutly FAIL. You just shoot them in the eyes and KO them with a kick to the forehead.
There's nowhere to stick that! You kick the cursor again in frustration and it deposits the TOTEM LATHE in front of the door.
>Kage: stick pillar in totem lathe.
It doesn't do anything.
>Kage: Put the captchalogue card with the violin in the weird slot.
For good measure, you put a SHRUIKEN card in too. The TOTEM LATHE changes the shape of the pillar, making it squiggly.
>Kage: put pillar on alchemiter.
The ALCHEMITER reacts by creating a gray violin. You play it and it shoots SHRUIKENS everywhere. You look with renewed respect at the ALCHEMITER, TOTEM LATHE and the CRUXTRUDER.
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
Yes. Bothering others. That is something you're good at! After a small pep talk, you ready your fingers over your computer and...yes! A random person! Someone to bother...
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seeingFallacies[SF] began trolling
kantankerousMusician[KA]
SF: Uh...
SF: I'm nOt gOOd At thIs InsUltIng thIng...
SF: dO yOU hAvE AnYthIng tO sAY bEfOrE I gIvE yOU A vIrUs?
SF: Uh...
SF: I'm nOt gOOd At thIs InsUltIng thIng...
SF: dO yOU hAvE AnYthIng tO sAY bEfOrE I gIvE yOU A vIrUs?
>Makri: Facepalm.
Consider it done.
KM: um no
KM: I can block your virus anyway
KM: and I could give YOU a virus
~kantankerousMusician [KM] stopped being trolled by seeingFallacies [SF].~
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
You believe another face palm is in order, is it not? After briefly reviewing the chat, you decide to keep an eye on the person anyway. Maybe you could try again some time or something. Anyway, you should probably feed your lusus.
(Sorry for short post. Hard to make a long one on my phone.)
You should give people some slack. You were too harsh on that dude. You settle for eating some food.
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You go back to the WEIRD PIANOLIKE PUNCHER. You type a random code in it, and it spits out a card with a perfectly circular pattern.
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A comet is (probably, not insured and 100% not guaranteed) hurtling towards your neighborhood.
>Kage:Throw a fit and roll around.
You don't want to do the latter, but you throw a fit. All the while, the black ice is melting.
>Comet:Hurtle towards Kage
It's already doing that!
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
You see him off in the distance with others around it. You decide to go back to your hive and set up the defence mechanism.
==>Sayomi: Go inside
Your lusus is still sleeping. She's a sleepyhead most of the time. You carefully run around the hive to look for the switch but you can't find it anywhere. Where is the darn thing?
==>Sayomi: Find switch on your room
You are so forgotten about stuff that you forgot it was on your room. You quickly rush to it, trying not to make noise, and turn it on.
==>Hive: Set up defences
Walls just apper-ify around your hive and turrets also apper-ify. Your lusus may be a sleepyhead but she sure knows alot of stuff about tecnology and stuff.
==>Sayomi: Wait and watch
Why wait and watch when you have still cats around your house. You decide to go outside and clear the ones that got stuck inside the wall.
((I have the Roleplay linked in my signature in case anyone wants to join in.))
You retreat to your bedroom and jam the door shut.
Kage: Jump out window.
Geronimo! Good thing you didn't mow the lawn.
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*glares at house* what now?
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
Kage: notice the countdown has reached 1:00.
OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE
Kage: Quick, create your entry item!
You flail around for 30 more seconds before complying. You feel absurd and scared.
Kage: See entry item.
... What
... The
.............
HECK IS THAT
Kage: Pick up Cruxite Octopus
You wonder if you're supposed to make sushi out of it. You suppose so, and pick up the Cruxite Knife that came with it.
Kage: SLICE 'N DICE
OHH YEAH----
3.
2.
1.
Kage: Cut last piece of Cruxite Sushi.
BOOM.
Oh god I didn't see it was in the Inactive RPs
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
"Don't let someone else make you feel guilty or ashamed about something you don't have control over, whether it is your skin color, your sexual preference or otherwise."
- Alex Bolton (I Hate Everything)
I have advanced to the ranks of threadbumper. Now fear me.
FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now train my sweet boi Arty so he can become a great criminal overlord/friend of the fairies in the future.
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