"You're right, we do need to find Max, so get off your lazy behind
and wake people up! You kinda need him you know. Hurry up, stupid!
He doesn't have all night. I mean, unless you wanna find what
would've happened to Adrin if you didn't get there in time, but to
Max. Think my corpse. Would've been nice if you got there in time
for me, then you wouldn't be replacing me with that Rhea girl.
She's been with all sorts of men, and hasn't kept any of them. Ugh,
I hate that girl." Melina said, shuddered, then got back to the
subject at hand. "Go on, save my brother you doofus. Do something
good with your life."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"C'mon sweetie, you know you can't hit me. It'd be nice if I could
smack you upside the face for being loud, but I can't. Also, you're
the cuter brother, so I'll be nicer to you." Melina replied.
"Besides, I'm dead, don't bother hitting me. It won't work.
Speaking of which, your brother likes it, don't defend him. Also,
how about you be useful? Get some friends and maybe your useless
brother and find Max."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"Well, Max was about five feet away from this old bar, so you can
start there, but if it's strong enough to catch Max, you'll be
shredded in an instant. Not to be too mean, okay I'm fine with
being mean, but you're useless, weak, and a coward, Dean. You'll
only be of help to get others to help." Melina told them. "Sam
sweetie, how about you help your stupid brother get help, okay? We
can keep talking later."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"If he was smart I'd be alive." Melina retorted. "If he was smart
he wouldn't be on this stupid mountain, and he wouldn't bring his
cute brother with him."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"What kind of name is Bobby? Poor chap, his parents have no naming
sense." Melina said, genuinely feeling bad for Bobby. "I was dared
to go to the mountain, and Max wouldn't let me go without someone
to protect me. We know how that turned out, don't we Dean?" She
gave Dean a pointed look that clearly said, 'It's your fault I'm
dead.' "Dashed in to play hero for Adrin, Max's new little sister,
but not to help me? I thought you knew better, but I was wrong. Now
I'm dead. I'm dead, Max is crazy, you're still useless, Adrin got
hurt, and this demon boy brought stupid Christina back. I suppose
it's for the better for her, because a death like mine really
sucks. At least I died somewhat quickly. Though, you seemed pretty
happy about how I died. I watched you, you were happy you stupid
jerk. Have more respect for the dead, or I'll haunt you and make
your life miserable for the rest of your days."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Dean finally spoke up, "Okay, first thing's first, I only did it
because I naturally have an emotional rock hard shell, but deep
down, I'm a jelly. I actually kinda had a small crush on you before
you died."
Sam looked at Dean, "Really, you had a crush on her? I'm
surprised... your taste in women was lacking that day. Now it's
better than that, Rhea is perfect for you, Dean."
"Please, she's been with everyone and their brother, and their
father, probably at the same time. She goes around, if you catch my
drift. Besides, I don't date cowards. Seriously, you're scared of
Max right now, and he won't kill you or anything too destructive
like that. He was just reasonably upset. If you lost your brother
like he lost me, you'd be upset too. Be more sensitive to him,
gosh. No respect...How about you wake up your girlfriend? I'd LOVE
to see her without a jaw."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"What can I do? I can't even touch you. It's not a threat, because
I don't make threats I can't follow up with." Melina replied. Then
she turned to Riley and Anna. "Wow, Riley, you died. How'd you die?
I'm pretty sure you know how I did? By the way, who's this? She
seems pretty strong. Good thing you're going."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Riley smiled, "She is Anna, a master ninja. Only she can see me and
everyone else vcalls me a hallucination. I lost my arm." he said
moving the stump. "My eye is missing." he replied pointing to the
eye patch. "My guts were falling out, my leg was broken, and I
burned to a pile of ashes."
"Good to know. Well, my guts were completely out, as you know. At
least my injuries didn't follow me into the afterlife, jeez that
would've sucked. I wouldn't be this pretty, I'd be terrifying.
Wonder if it's possible to come back to life..." Melina mused.
"Highly doubt it, but I suppose I'll just keep bothering you guys
until you get sick of me again, then bother you some more."
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.