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(1x1) The Great Adventures Of Moxie and The Witch Doctor Inc

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Amnesia~Dragon
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 02:43 (8 Years ago)
The night was nice. Barely dressed people going into Walmart, stray dogs eating the leftovers of the night, people grouping in strange places with their phones out, you know the deal.

But tonight was when the most amazing people come to Walmart, and you know their names. They've come for one thing, and one thing only. Nothing will stop them, even if they met 8 minutes ago. They still shall rain the lords of Walmart Tonight!

This is their story....
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 02:47 (8 Years ago)
Witch Doctor Inc pulled out some leftover cornbread and threw it at the orphan children of Walmart...
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:12 (8 Years ago)
Indeed, this shall be an enjoyable story... for all parties involved.

Moxie glanced around the area as the orphan children were pelted with cornbread. "I've never been in a place like this..." He said and adjusted the black blanket that was draped over his body.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:16 (8 Years ago)
"I've never seen so many ugly people before," the goofy delphox said as she ran into a random seven foot tall man, "sorry Bigfoot I didn't see you there!"
Mr Bigfoot looked unamused as his children ran up to him crying, cornbread coating their fur...
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:19 (8 Years ago)
"Oh is he one of your acquaintances?" Moxie asked as he slowly followed behind. "He's really tall.." He added.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:22 (8 Years ago)
"Yea," she said quickly at his question, "I met Bigfoot in the woods while I was scavenging for rocks for my collection!"
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:23 (8 Years ago)
"Ah..." Moxie said more as an audible exhale than a response as he stared up at Bigfoot with his eyes closed. "He's really tall.."
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:30 (8 Years ago)
"He would appear tall to a munchkin, but to tall people like me, HA! Ya never notice :33" Witch Doc said proudly as she pranced into the cereal aisle.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:32 (8 Years ago)
"Munchkin?" Moxie asked in a confused tone as he slowly followed after. "I thought a munchkin was a thing that bit at your heels until they bled and you passed out from blood loss." He said.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:38 (8 Years ago)
"Yea, that's you," Witch Doc said, "OH WAIT!" She shouted, "Do you like mashed potatoes and gravy? :33 it's the only thing I can cook..." The delphox perked her ears at a sudden sound and threw a random rock, "SHUT UP NARRATOR!"
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:42 (8 Years ago)
"Huh?" Moxie said. "Mashed pillar negatives and groovy? What is that? All I eat are-" His voice distorted, "only if I can afford it from the store though.."
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:50 (8 Years ago)
"You got some problems," Witch Doc hesitantly said, "I mean, I got problems too but mashed potatoes are important!"
The delphox swayed her tail thoughtfully, "Maybe you're a tiny tot because you never get potatoes!"
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 03:54 (8 Years ago)
Moxie tilted his head at her. "...? What do Pillar Tornado's have to do with my height..?" He asked.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:00 (8 Years ago)
Witch Doc gave him an unamused look as she placed a bag of candy on Moxie's head (she almost needed a microscope to see the tot YAKNOW JOKES) she hadn't grabbed a basket so slave Moxie would have to do.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:02 (8 Years ago)
Moxie opened his eyes and blinked at the bag of candy. "That's a lot of candy." He said. "Are you making Shadow Candy?" He asked.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:06 (8 Years ago)
"Shadows can't be candy, you silly child!" Witch Doc booped his nose, the ultimate form of disrespect!
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:08 (8 Years ago)
Moxie stared at her. "...But there in my house, and I eat them a lot..." He said in a lower voice.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:13 (8 Years ago)
(How do you make a high pitch baby voice go lower?)
"OMFG YOU HAVE A HOUSE?!" The female fox gasped in awe, "Dude, why didn't you say so sooner?!"
(Eris has been on the streets for a while ;-; )
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:14 (8 Years ago)
(Dunno. but Moxie knows how apparently to do it multiple times.)
"......Well, its a long ways away from here, and you seemed content with walking around with me..." Moxie said in an even lower voice. He was still staring at her.
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Posted: Wed, 27/07/2016 04:21 (8 Years ago)
"Look homie, I'm homeless, HOUSES ARE EXCITING!" Witch Doc said as she danced around and acted like a total embarrassment, "also... Where did you get your weave, it is very shiny :33"