"Ah.. this? My brother gave it to me." Moxie said and moved the
blanket so a lot of it was piled up on his left shoulder while his
right shoulder was exposed, and completely bare.
"So, where are you heading after we steal- I MEAN purchase all this
candy from Walmart?.." Witch Doc asked as she put more bubblegum
into her satchel, "I'm heading home and gonna curl up on the ground
:D"
"Well... I thought of going to get dressed and go on a walk around
the Ice Coated fountain that hasn't been fixed since I can remember
walking around the Ice Coated fountain.." He said in a whisper.
"ICE COATED?!" Witch Doc asked in surprise, "IM GONNA LICK IT AND
GET STUCK THERE!" She slowly gave him a suspicious look, "Is that
where you go to kidnap people?"
"Kidnapp people...? No, I go there to forget about everything that
happened prior to going there so I don't get ratted out by Mr. Red
Faced Mean Horned Guy Bull Person Demon." Moxie said and slowly
reached out his arm beside him for no clear reason.
"Sure do," Witch Doc looked at him and gasped in realization,
"You're the guy he wants to stab!" She started pacing around
"Short, likes CHARLIE BROWN, Tot shaped, HIGH PITCH BABY VOICE,"
she crossed her arms, "dude..."
"I'm... a.... Brony?" Moxie said and tightened his blanket around
himself more to the point you couldn't see his mouth anymore
because of the buildup of fabric in the way.
"Well, I don't think you love ponies, BUT BULL MAN BE TALKING
SMACK..." Witch Doc noticed how tense he was, "Would you like to
know why Bull's wife left him?" She looked away, "She said he was
too much of a BRONY to be a father ;-;"
While she looked away, Moxie whiplashed the shelf all the way down
the aisle and made it fall backwards into the other ile without a
sound besides the whiplash. "Oh really? She's better off without
the bull." He said.
Witch Doc looked a little scared, " ;-; Calm down babe, he was just
smack talking, don't get sassy and destroy the whole store!" Then
she said happily, "Bigfoot and her have three babies :33"
Witch Doc twitched her ear at him, "1. You need more clothes and 2.
I will put a hotdog on your head and MAYBE the shadows will be
attracted to it and harrass the hotdog instead :33" She wagged her
fluffy tail, this was a great idea!