294. Steal a nuke from a military base and bomb Walmart with
it.
Extra points if it's really ineffective and only blows the Walmart
up, instead of the entire state. (Or something)
295. Grab 10 NUKES from the military and block one side of the door
with it. Then set off the nukes. Bonus if only the state blows up.
:D
...Dont do that.
296. Kick the manager screaming "YOU PHONY! YOU STOLE MY NAME!"
Then eat his hair.
I regret nothing.
297. Terrorize the managers child, then every other child. (Do this
on Bring Your Child to Work Day)
Bonus if you get kicked out right after terrorizing the managers
child.
I am a strange woman. ouo
298. Go around stealing everything of value, claiming it's your
long-lost family kidnapped by terrorists. Then, accuse the Walmart
employees of being terrorists. Bonus points if they call the loony
bin (asylum) on you.
299. Kill EVERY person there. Even children. Then set everything on
fire, and light dynamite in the store. Then terrorize the manager,
keeping him alive.
Then walk out with sunglasses.8)
303. Tell stupid jokes really loudly into the speaker thing
(Bonus points if someone actually laughs!)
"Summers and
winters,
through snowy
Decembers...
Sat by the water, close
to the embers. Missing out the lives that they
once hadbefore..."
~Willow-Jasmine Thompson
buy 4 pigs. paint on each ones side a number, 1,2,3,or 5. release
them into the store and watch the security search for number 4.
buy 4 piglets. paint the numbers 1,2,3, and 5 on each one of their
backs. release thim into the store. sit back and watch the security
search for number 4.