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Sahi h par agar Bangladesh end me jyada cheesy na hoti to jit skti thi ik ik run le ke jaise le rhi thi ik ball.miss nhi kri par lya kare jyada smartness ka yahi hota h but maja bhot aya :D

han yarr ab bs INdia VS Aus ka match bhi acha ho aur India jit jya

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Han but main wahi to match h yar baki sab to thik the

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Koi nhi yarr is bar india jitegi hi

darr lagta h mujha Aus ka team sa

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Han yar team to achi h kafi bit phir bhi ab delhte h kya hota h tab tak joke suno

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at
mid-nite
Girl: - Hello Dear
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
Girl : - bataao na..?
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte
hain..! )
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
Girl:-- plz sunao na.....
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff ishki toh
aisi ki taisi )
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.
if u
luv me den u will sing for
me
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi r
maanegi )
Girl : --12:30
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
Boy :- haan (agar nahin boltatoh
teri
bakwaas kaun sunta )
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sagaana
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahin aayegi.
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin
lagata)
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiyahai tohjhelna toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayeinbhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do..
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
Girl: Gaao na..
Boy sings : -
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai......
saari umar Akmal.. hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend aa
rahi
hai.. bye........
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab

Hahahah main padhte hue thak gya socha baki sab ko bhi to haq h :P

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The most embarrassing
moment for a Boy..
. Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds
ki pic dikha raha ho
Aur jese hi uske''GF''ki pic
samne aye to uski mom kahe
.''ye Chudail si kaun hai!! :@ :p:D

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See ya i will be back in 20-30 mints b'bye

kya mazar joke h

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H aur bhi h abhi to :)

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Hi frnds i m back lets talk here or pal pad :)

upar wala jaisa h toh bolo na

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Han bhot bada h na yarr par phir bhi acha h

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Upar wale jaisa matlab bada wala

aur h toh bolo na

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H jokes to aur h ji par itne bade bade nhi h main jo h sunata hu

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Dosto,aaj hum 1
ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.
Is jiv ka naam he.
"Girlfriend"
Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai
Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai
Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna
uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION
naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
Jiska koi ilaaj nahi
bas inse savdhan rehna

okay mujha jokes bara acha lgta h

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Apne desh main s3x ratio ko balance
karne ka ek sabse achcha tareeka
jo ladke, Facebook, Twitter aur Sms
Addict par, ladkiyon ki identity bana
rahe hain...
God unhe permanently ladki hi bna
de XD :D

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Ok mere pass kafi h mujhe bhi ache lagte h bhot

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Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek Bhoot Aa Gaya !
Bhoot ko Dekhte Hi; Ladkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Ladkiyon ko Kaha ke:"Sari Ladkiyan Mu Dho Len
Jab Woh Sab Mu Dho Kar Ayi to;
"Unka Face dekh kr Bhoot ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi.."

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Boy:" How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Girl:" I can eat 6 apples.
Boy:" you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not inempty stomach.
Girl:" waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl:" How many apple can you eat in empty stomach ??
Other Girl:" I can eat 10.
Girl:" pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...:p :O:D :D

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Boy:" How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Girl:" I can eat 6 apples.
Boy:" you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach
bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not inempty stomach.
Girl:" waow super joke I'll tell my friend.
Girl to Other Girl:" How many apple can you eat in empty stomach ??
Other Girl:" I can eat 10.
Girl:" pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...:p :O:D :D

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A bird was disturbing a girl all
the time
Finally she caught it&decided to
kill it cruelly
She took it to the top of a
building
&dropped it
"After all Girls are so
intelligent".. :P ^_~ ..

hahahahahaha

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Ap padho main bttle kar ke pjir aur krta hu ok

okay

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lol

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I m back

i m back and i go down for holi by t shirt got fully cut by my friends and myface full of colour