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WELCOME MY PEOPLE TO THE LAND OF THE (ummm) BUNNIES! Okay, you know what? I don't even care what you call it. Call it lala poopsie land, whatever. I don't care. This is my diary and I call it what I want. I like to keep my identity secret. Like, secret secret. Not as secret as what americans put in hotdogs though. Not even god knows what terrors lie in the realms of hotdogs. In fact, during writing I wrote a poem about hotdogs.

Hotdogs
I wonder what americans put
In their piggy treat
Of hotdogs.
Could it even be real pig?
Could it be used coupons?
I don't really know
What lies in hotdogs.
But on my wits
I warn you.
Don't eat hotdogs!!!!

My teacher said that I was disgracing the American customs and I should write about something else. She sat next to me for the rest of Writers' Workshop. Phooey. I just skyped my buddy about this diary entry. She said it was a terrible way to start anything. I guess she's right. Since i'm sensitive about my identity, I'll say my name is... Sadie. Duh, this isn't true. I just got the name from a book. Not to be specific, but I'm in LA California and in the 6th grade. Personally, I still really really miss 4th grade and Mr. Green, my awesome 4th grade teacher. I have nothing else to say so wait until the next post .w.

(Okay, this is not my own diary. Its just a random story of a girl with a diary, but its not mine. I was just bored and in a writers mood. It does have roleplay in it, but thats because the character I wrote wrote roleplay in it. None of this is from my life, its all made up!!!! Evelyn, you know this. )

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Title: Post 2, Dah Diary of Doom

9/21/2014
7:53 PM

Today I had fun. In fact, I was so hyper on Dove chocolate my friend Carrie and I gave each other makeovers. With cake frosting, kiwis, m&ms, melted chocolate, candy, more candy, etc of candy, etc. Carrie makeovered my face first. This is how it started.

Carrie: *uses a butter knife to cover Sadie's face in cake frosting*
Sadie: Fire away guuurl O3O
Carrie: Shuddup I'm concentrating *puts kiwi slices on her eyes*
Sadie: I CAN'T SHUT UP WOMAN!!!
Carrie: *Shoves a whole lemon into Sadie's mouth*
Sadie: PUH-TOO *spits lemon onto the table and knocks over lamp*
Carrie: *rofl* I'm -gasp- Laughing so hard -gasp- Can't -gasp- breeeeeeth!!!!!!
Sadie: *lol*
Carrie: *Gets off of floor and sprinkles 'nerds' candies on Sadie's face-
Sadie: It feels good what the heck are you putting on my face 8D
Carrie: -uses a spoon to put strawberry jam on her lips- Don't eat this.
Sadie: *completely ignores her warning and licks jam off*
Carrie: Dude!
Sadie: SOOO -wheeze- SOURRRR -wheeze-

So thats pretty much how it went .u.
10 things I know about you :)...

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter''P''without separating your lips...

4) You just attempted to do it

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8.) You just checked to see if there is a No.5

9) You laugh at this because
everyone
does it too.:D

10) You can't lick your elbow

11) You probably just tried it

12) You haven't noticed there are only suppose to be 10 facts

13) You probably just checked

BUH-BYE NOW I NEEDA SLEEP! (And go to school cus' tomorows Monday -.-)

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