Title: LET THERE BE FACTS!
Weeellllllll, bacteria evolved into fish, and fish needed a way to
reproduce, so they evolved to reproduce sexually, instead of
asexually. So what the fish would do is they would lay eggs
containing their DNA, and get a male fish to eject it's sperm on
it. Then, later on, those eggs would hatch and grow into fish, and
what happened that over generations of laying eggs and ejecting
sperm, the fish evolved, and became amphibians. The amphibians
reproduced and layed eggs, and eventually evolved into reptiles,
which also layed eggs. Later on, velociraptors evolved to grow
feathers, and their species evolved to be smaller and faster, as
was needed to survive. Later on, they evolved into birds, and
survived the overheating of the earth, caused by the meteor hitting
earth, by hiding in caves during the overheating. Later on, these
birds evolved into what we called terrorbirds, which is a really
stupid name but that is what scientists called them. These birds
were basically like giant flesh-eating ostriches, and we're later
hunted to extinction by saber-toothed big cats, but not before a
small group of them evolved into smaller birds. Many centuries
after the extinction of the terrorbirds, humans discovered how to
domesticate animals, and learned to domesticate birds, breeding
them to get a certain breed, Thus creating the chicken.
And yes, you DO have to read ALL of that