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Why Cats Are Aliens
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Posted: Sat, 22/10/2016 01:41 (7 Years ago)
Q: Why do cats purr?
A: To enable communication with homeworld.
Q: Why do cats knead?
A: All cats are genetically engineered to be professional bakers.
Q: Why does my cat touch my face?
A: Cats have special sensory organs in their paws: they're actually registering your entire DNA for cloning on homeworld.
Q: Why do cats like dark places?
A: Secrecy for homeworld chit-chat
Q: (By Acefolf) Why are Vulpix's fire types?
A: All cats have a burning rage that cannot be stopped.
Q: (By lindsaybug) Why do cats land on their feet?
A: Cats have GPS navigation and can tell when it's reading upside down. They quickly correct this mistake.
Q: (By ShadowPikaSami) Why do cats like mouse toys/laser toys?
A: Cats natural enemies were small red mice on homeworld and each has been programmed to destroy any moving object it sees the size or smaller than a mouse.
Q: (By QueenCookie) Why do cats like yarn?
A: Cats enjoy the displeasure of their humans and thus will spread yarn throughout the house somewhat like a laser beam maze.
Q: (By Lania) Why do cats think humans are supposed to serve them? :v
A: Cats are the dominate species on their homeworld with human clones building them monuments. They believe this to be no different here.
Q: (By Lady Pastel) Why do cats love you to bits one moment, then claw you to heck the next?
A: Cats have the hormonal consistency of an angsty teenager. Mood swings will ensue.
Q: (By Lady Pastel) Why are cats adored and praised over the internet?
A: Cats have used telepathic communication to subtly place a need to adore cats in the minds of humans.
Q: (By Lady Pastel) Why do cats act strange when exposed to catnip?
A: Catnip contains a chemical that messes up their internal GPS system and contact with homeworld.
Q: (By Lady Pastel) If cats are aliens, then what makes big cats and other animals closely related to housecats?
A: The bigger, the more brutish/unintelligent. Big cats = dumb workers. :3 Other animals are failed experimental clones.
Q: (By Arwen) Why are cats usually afraid of dogs?
A: Most dogs know that cats are aliens and try to protect humans from their uprising. However, some do not know, or don't care, and can become brainwashed into befriending and protecting a certain cat.
Q: (By EvoraTheSylvurr) Why are cats and kittens so gosh darn adorable?
A: They have used their telepathic brainwashing to make humans see them as cute. Few know the truth...
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And all those who are making suggestions that will make PH safer, I agree with you and thank you.
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Why do cats act strange when exposed to catnip?
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Posted: Sun, 23/10/2016 18:37 (7 Years ago)
If cats are aliens, then what makes big cats and other animals closely related to housecats?
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