My Mom kidnapped a lizard. I named it Gecko and he is gonna tell me how to get 20 percent off on insurance

#Seeyousooneveryone ):

~Jelly~, you should not have seen that!
Get out now!!
Ummmm. What Professor Rowan? What were you doing...

How do you mega evolve pokemon?
I have a megable Lopunny at level 106 and it still hasn't evolved.

Never ever google among us copy and paste. I was trying to find among us memes and...
I saw some horrible stuff never google among us copy and paste

#GoldRain

hope you have a good day

I hope you have a amazing day!

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI aint the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an L on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they dont stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidnt make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo whats wrong with taking the back streetsYoull never know if you dont goYoull never shine if you dont glowHey now youre an allstar get your game on go playHey now youre a rock star get the show on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIts a cool place and they say it gets colderYoure bundled up now wait til you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe waters getting warm so you m

Why?

hi u r cool


Ty!

Turtle attack

Please noooooooo. I have a family.

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#NewEventTomorrow
Good luck!

#GIVEDITTOANAME
Congrats on getting a ditto!

Guys if you are ever sad watch this Video

#HuntForLightning Gl

WHYYYYYYYYYYY.

Why do people assume so many things. That same boy who pushed me came up to me while I was holding my snack
"Is that for me?"
Ummmm no why should I reward you for teasing me?
And why would I give random stranger my snack. We have the same classes and thats it.

Ahh yes running on 4 hours of sleep. Today is gonna be a amazing day...

#AstonBirthday
Happy early birthday 🥳

My Art shop! Newly opened!