AYEEEE I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE HIGHSCHOOL YAHOOHOOOOO

my parents bought me two pairs of jordans
ayeeee

agh
my shoulder hurts and i can’t crack it

wth why is eminem at the nfl draft

i’m ngl
im kinda glad duel links dropped global chat (even if they were forced to by the EU or smthn)
cuz like just by using umlauts (ä, ë, ï, ö, ü) you could bypass filters (so i don’t get banned, i don’t condone any of this)
so there was curses and homophobic/racist/neurodivergent slurs getting thrown around every other sentence and this was happening for years

also why did they censor “chains” but not “whips” in lovin on me — jack harlowe on the radio?

let’s focus on banning a mobile app instead of the looming WWIII
cuz we only like AMERICAN SPYWARE YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

trying to be cool and mysterious (i look like an idiot 🗣️‼️)
joking, obviously

i’m never playing gun games with voice chat on again
“full boxed free-er then a fish you’re dog water 200 pumped you’re literally trash”
they can do forty commands at once but when it comes to pressing five buttons in festival “it’s too fast”

why doesn’t anyone laugh at my jokes? i’m so funny! skibidi rizz ohio gyatt patrick bateman! skibidi dop dop dip yes yes!

this is NOT silver surfer‼️

that’s moment when you used your ability too early on the boss and now you’re waiting for death

oh that’s why
i puked a bit
better that i did it then tho cuz if i hadn’t waited the extra two minutes i did to comb my hair i would have been puking in the neighbors grass

yegh
that bun left a bad taste in my mouth

blegh
contractors in my house redoing my bathroom
got here at 9:00 and started ripping apart the bathrooms
couldn’t sleep and i’m so tired
i was trying to catch up on sleep during this long weekend

yeah, i’m man.

anyone know how many points i need for 4 items
some of yall have way too much time on your hands and i wanna know

i lmk shivering in the corner right now
i almost just had a heart attack
i though i game on my phone got wiped, but then realized i turned off game center to test something
holy crap i got so scared

huh
the thing that keeps them on my head for my beats broke
superglue to the rescue

hmm
might do an solar eevee hunt (no premium cuz im broke)

good lord i have over 25 hundred hours on fortnite in total
2480 on switch, 205 on ps5