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"The government will PAY you for eating cheese!! 🧀"

Uno Core:

I'm sorry for traumatizing you, might I compensate you with 3 cans of condensed milk and a pack of Trident gum?

That's a valid argument! How about instead I lower your credit score?

"Look, the way I see it, I did you a favor, I lowered all of your expenses tenfold!"

"YOU RAN OVER MY FAMILY WITH A MOVING VAN!!"

"Well, there are other ways to word it...."

"It was me Barry! I was the one who expired your milk! When you weren't looking, I snuck into your apartment and stole the perishables from your kitchen! Then, I swapped all the perishables with the same ones from a week in the past, causing you to have to RESTOCK!!"

3rd degree murder?! Your honor, if I may intersect, I held that knife at a perfect 45 degree angle!

Normal people: *Sneeze*

Me: August 6th, 1945

We know, now shhhhhhhhh, it's my beddytimes, I'll looks at its tomorrow, for now pass me my blankie and my monkey mug with warm chocy milkies :3

Istg you need to have a motherf🦆 Ph.D to make a sandwich nowadays 😭

500 cigarettes 🗣️🚬

While trying to make a little drawing and comic series that involves every single universe and original character I've ever made, I've gone back and found so many OCs, drawings, and a lot of old stuff I forgot I ever made, really makes me feel nostalgic for when my art was a lot worse XD (they're getting redesigned 🗣️)

"I'll send you to hell!! SAME. DAY. SHIPPING!!"

"I'M STOMPING MY FOOT! I'M MAD AND I'M STOMPING MY FOOT!"

"Oh you guys are so cooked, I just got wallhacks >:3"

"Get ready for some SCARYYYY spikes!"

#WeLoveToya

Happy late birthday, Undyne! And may there be many more!

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! And right now, you can save up to £50 per person!

"I don't see what the point of being gay or lesbian is"
It's so I can date someone the same gender as me, genius, if you're gonna pop some bullcrap like that, get your facts straight, cause right now they're gayer than the people you're "concerned" for.

Femboys

Uno try to be active on PH challenge (Impossible)

ꋪꍟꂵꍟꂵꌃꍟꋪ ꂵꍟ? ꂦꎇ ꉓꂦꀎꋪꌗꍟ ꌩꂦꀎ ꀸꂦꈤ'꓄... ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄'ꌗ ꅏꃅꌩ ꀤ ꒒ꂦꂦꀘ ꒒ꀤꀘꍟ ꓄ꃅꀤꌗ... ꒒ꍟ꓄'ꌗ ꌗꍟꍟ ꃅꂦꅏ ꓄ꃅꂦꌗꍟ ꉣꋪꍟꉓꀤꂦꀎꌗ ꂵꍟꂵꂦꋪꀤꍟꌗ ꃅꂦ꒒ꀸ ꀎꉣ... ꌩꂦꀎ'ꋪꍟ ꁅꂦꀤꈤꁅ ꓄ꂦ ꎇꂦꋪꁅꍟ꓄ ꓄ꃅꍟꈤ ꀭꀎꌗ꓄ ꒒ꀤꀘꍟ ꌩꂦꀎ ꎇꂦꋪꁅꂦ꓄ ꂵꍟ... ꍏꈤꀸ ꅏꃅꍟꈤ ꌩꂦꀎ ꀸꂦ... ꌩꂦꀎ'ꋪꍟ ꁅꂦꀤꈤꁅ ꓄ꂦ ꅏꀤꌗꃅ ꀤ ꈤꍟꃴꍟꋪ ꍟꊼꀤꌗ꓄ꍟꀸ...

(Working on some juicy LORE 🗣️ Can't wait to finish making this)