mm...... yeah i'm not even gonna be able to afford one of the two new halloween eggs. don't really wanna break my wrist lol

no but for real how....... are you guys gettin so many candies. if that's all through interacting, i think i'd need to give myself carpal tunnel

man. how do folks already have both new event eggs...... that's 40k candies. are you all just playing nonstop or 😭

ohhh man. even with the boosts all purchased this is. kind of a slog huh

i mean...... the joke isn't exactly original, but old people ARE pretty scary

AND A GOOD EVENING TO YOU, FULL-ODDS SHINY CLOYSTER FROM EMERA BEACH!!

wait were we supposed to get a newton n meowth from the fair event????

shaymin hates me (sad but true) </3 (aka rng is unkind and i haven't had the shaymin icon appear even once)

(kind of taking a break from here, will be on and off)

oh WOW AND i woke up to a shiny pichu from yellow forest rumble!!!! good morning to you too, pokeheroes......

FOUND A CHARMANDER EGG IN THE LAB AND IT HATCHED FEMALE....... YO............

AYO?? WON A LUGIA EGG VOUCHER....... not shiny BUT STILL

"Congratulations! A shiny Growlithe (Hisuian) hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #110)! Your PokéRadar reset and needs new batteries."

it's been 5000 years.......... /lh but WOOOO this literally happened as i was warming the eggs in my party for the day AHAHA

SHINY PIKA FROM YELLOW FOREST LESSGOOOO

man it'd be helpful if there was a way to see like. your overall shiny odds for the day/daycare chain odds when you have a fountain boost

aw jeez. so 1.25% is the max shiny rate without premium huh...... i'm probably not gonna hatch a shiny before the mew event ends :'D (pain)

for anyone who's completed the 100 light ball quest: is that the final part of the event? i'm on the grind but i'm also doing a shiny hunt, and i know the event as well as the mew event end on the same day, so i wanna make sure i can finish this before it expires :'D

(not totally potentially skewing the results of my own poll by voting on it hahaha oops)

dunno what i'm doing!