My first badge from beating Brittanyrs0419. It was a great battle that I will never forget.
My second badge
An adoptable I bought.
My Pokesona made by BanetteXD
Warning for friends
First time I'll let it slide.
Second time I'll remove you from my friends list.
Third is blocked.
Warning for other users
First time I'll let it slide.
Second is blocked.
As for buying things, I usually don't buy items/Pokemon though sometimes I just might.
Put into effect as of 4:35 9/11/18
Game RecordsTrainer ID: #291584993
Registration: 18/04/2015 (6 Years ago)
Game Time: 3537:52 Hours
Total interactions: 1,246,433
Starter Pokémon: Samurott
He is a four year old boy.
Find your core values.
I can even make it simple for you guys to start. Write down a list of all the things you value. Honesty, kindness, optimism, confidence, family, hard work, and what not.
Then find the five that matter to you most. Debate with yourself about which you like more and why.
Some go hand and hand with each. Take me valuing my family and friends at around the same love.
Write down the five that matter most to you and try to make your decisions based off of them.
And after six months to a year try it again. Maybe you'll find something like confidence doesn't mean as much as it did a few months ago.
Have fun everyone.
As you can see I mastered math.
Youtuber I dislike for constant lying and straw man arguments: Hey guys. Today I will tell you the story of...
Me: Abort! Abort! New video now!
The speakers were playing it and since I was alone I started singing along however halfway into the song the man came in and I stopped singing out of embarrassment.
He started singing and a few seconds later after I got over my embarrassment I joined him.
It only lasted for a minute but it was the highlight of my day.
Corporate is getting ready to shut the store down so transfer papers for all the staff are being worked out and we are slowly getting rid of supplies and what not that we aren't going to need.
A bit sad really but corporate's loss in my gain.
Ignore the gas lighting.
Ignore the making fun of disabilities.
Ignore her constantly trying to one up everyone around her.
Ignore her saying she is better than others while mocking others for saying they are better than others.
Ignore her racist comments.
Ignore her bragging about how she can make kids cry.
Ignore her committing tax fraud.
Ignore her controlling how much weight one can gain or lose.
I swear other than all those minor little things that she is a great person.
My mother: I need you to come with me as I need a witness for legal paper work.
Me: Okay now it is time to write.
My brother: Can you help me with these Math problems?
Me: Okay now it is time to write for real.
My boss: Hey I was just calling to ask you your opinion on a few things.
Me: I am scared to try and write now.
I changed my username because I am not Jeff Bezos.
I even changed my avatar so you will know I am not Jeff Bezos.
If you demand money from your local bank with a baseball bat men in blue suits will show up and force you into a car.
They'll drive you straight to a hotel but get this...it's free! Yes free!
They'll give you new clothes and free food! Yes free food! Better than school lunches too.
You'll make so many cool friends too.
And get this. There are super secure bars so no one can enter your room to bother you.
You can get all of this for a few months or even years.
So what are you waiting for? Have fun!
But I hear you saying comedy is hard.
Well you are wrong! All you need is a laugh track!
Now that only covers part of it. Next you need to know your audience. Make references to a popular genre and poke fun of it.
This will get you a group of fans who'll defend your comedy. They'll go so far as to attack any critic saying something like, "You just aren't smart enough to understand this masterpiece."
Now for characters.
Just make them sarcastic jerks who always act smarter than everyone. Now this is the tricky part. They have to be a bullied nerd so people feel bad for them.
With all of this coming together you are sure to make a great comedy.
If they want real jokes just steal some. After all it worked for Amy Schumer so why won't it work for you?
My last name is D'Bank.
You think this is a joke but I am demanding you give me your Pokedollar or else.
I mean the flash backs to Wonka's childhood are odd but otherwise I like it.
Grandpa Joe is much better than the original Grandpa Joe. I like how the kids are given more character.
Lastly while I get that Johnny Depp wasn't as charismatic or mischievous as Gene Wilder he perfectly fit the role of genius recluse.
It feels more like bullying than comedy in many cases.
Like let me make you quite uncomfortable while I make snarky comments and the audience will laugh at you the whole time.
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