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NotJeffBezos
Formerly: GroovyMadScientist
Trainerlevel: 56

Trainerpoints: 7,657/9,463

Party

Pkmn Name Level EXP/EHP
Atavan
(Cupilurk)
481212,933 / 695,527
Dolce's Strike Turtle
(Giga Blastoise)
SHINY
522594,083 / 967,248
Mega Typhlosion418351,948 / 618,057
Falinks612,101 / 11,347
Vanillite16 / 10
Yamper329 / 30

About Me





My first badge from beating Brittanyrs0419. It was a great battle that I will never forget.


My second badge


An adoptable I bought.

My Pokesona made by BanetteXD


QuoteFinally learned how to do this!

Selling/Buying/Giving/Trading

I do not sell/give/trade stuff unless stated otherwise or you are a close friend.

Warning for friends

First time I'll let it slide.

Second time I'll remove you from my friends list.

Third is blocked.

Warning for other users

First time I'll let it slide.

Second is blocked.

As for buying things, I usually don't buy items/Pokemon though sometimes I just might.

Put into effect as of 4:35 9/11/18

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Newest gifts
ShatteredDiamond 2 Days ago
Argentis 4 Days ago
Muse 8 Days ago
Argentis 8 Days ago

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Trainer ID: #291584993
Registration: 18/04/2015 (6 Years ago)
Game Time: 3537:52 Hours
Total interactions: 1,246,433
Money: 364,553
Starter Pokémon: Samurott

Feeds

A lady wrote an article explaining how her son is turning into a mansplainer. He keeps interrupting when people are talking. Acts like he knows everything and doesn't listen to people. He throws fits and usually says, "Actually" when explaining things.

He is a four year old boy.
10 Days ago
Today I have a challenge for you.
Find your core values.
I can even make it simple for you guys to start. Write down a list of all the things you value. Honesty, kindness, optimism, confidence, family, hard work, and what not.
Then find the five that matter to you most. Debate with yourself about which you like more and why.
Some go hand and hand with each. Take me valuing my family and friends at around the same love.
Write down the five that matter most to you and try to make your decisions based off of them.
And after six months to a year try it again. Maybe you'll find something like confidence doesn't mean as much as it did a few months ago.
Have fun everyone.
11 Days ago
Okay so can we all admit how funny it was that I got Covid the very same day I was originally supposed to get my Covid vaccination?
12 Days ago
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

As you can see I mastered math.
13 Days ago
Me: This youtube video seems interesting. Let's give it a watch.

Youtuber I dislike for constant lying and straw man arguments: Hey guys. Today I will tell you the story of...

Me: Abort! Abort! New video now!
14 Days ago
I wound up singing Payphone in a public restroom with a stranger.
The speakers were playing it and since I was alone I started singing along however halfway into the song the man came in and I stopped singing out of embarrassment.
He started singing and a few seconds later after I got over my embarrassment I joined him.
It only lasted for a minute but it was the highlight of my day.
16 Days ago
I got a bottle of hot sauce, a large thing of napkins, and loads of sugar packets from work today which was nice.
Corporate is getting ready to shut the store down so transfer papers for all the staff are being worked out and we are slowly getting rid of supplies and what not that we aren't going to need.
A bit sad really but corporate's loss in my gain.
17 Days ago
Abby Miller isn't all that bad on Dance Moms. She is just a strict teacher.
Ignore the gas lighting.
Ignore the making fun of disabilities.
Ignore her constantly trying to one up everyone around her.
Ignore her saying she is better than others while mocking others for saying they are better than others.
Ignore her racist comments.
Ignore her bragging about how she can make kids cry.
Ignore her committing tax fraud.
Ignore her controlling how much weight one can gain or lose.
I swear other than all those minor little things that she is a great person.
18 Days ago
Me: Time to write.

My mother: I need you to come with me as I need a witness for legal paper work.

Me: Okay now it is time to write.

My brother: Can you help me with these Math problems?

Me: Okay now it is time to write for real.

My boss: Hey I was just calling to ask you your opinion on a few things.

Me: I am scared to try and write now.
19 Days ago
GroovyMadScientist --> NotJeffBezos
I changed my username because I am not Jeff Bezos.
I even changed my avatar so you will know I am not Jeff Bezos.
21 Days ago
Hey boys and girls. Today we are going to learn a secret life hack.
If you demand money from your local bank with a baseball bat men in blue suits will show up and force you into a car.
They'll drive you straight to a hotel but get this...it's free! Yes free!
They'll give you new clothes and free food! Yes free food! Better than school lunches too.
You'll make so many cool friends too.
And get this. There are super secure bars so no one can enter your room to bother you.
You can get all of this for a few months or even years.
So what are you waiting for? Have fun!
23 Days ago
I've taught you how to make many wonderful things like movies, netflix shows, and even manga. Now I'll teach you how to make a comedy movie.
But I hear you saying comedy is hard.
Well you are wrong! All you need is a laugh track!
Now that only covers part of it. Next you need to know your audience. Make references to a popular genre and poke fun of it.
This will get you a group of fans who'll defend your comedy. They'll go so far as to attack any critic saying something like, "You just aren't smart enough to understand this masterpiece."
Now for characters.
Just make them sarcastic jerks who always act smarter than everyone. Now this is the tricky part. They have to be a bullied nerd so people feel bad for them.
With all of this coming together you are sure to make a great comedy.
If they want real jokes just steal some. After all it worked for Amy Schumer so why won't it work for you?
26 Days ago
My first name is Robin.
My last name is D'Bank.

You think this is a joke but I am demanding you give me your Pokedollar or else.
27 Days ago
I got diagnosed with Covid today. So guess I'll watch The Mandalorian.
1 Month ago
My medicine is making me feel worse instead of better. I don't know if I can handle another eight days. Wish me luck.
1 Month ago
I don't get why the 2005 Willy Wonka reboot is viewed so poorly.
I mean the flash backs to Wonka's childhood are odd but otherwise I like it.
Grandpa Joe is much better than the original Grandpa Joe. I like how the kids are given more character.
Lastly while I get that Johnny Depp wasn't as charismatic or mischievous as Gene Wilder he perfectly fit the role of genius recluse.
1 Month ago
Now that I think about it there wasn't an April Fool's day prank last year either.
1 Month ago
My favorite April's Fools prank was the Santa Birb. So many people released their Pokemon only for the prank to be revealed the next day.
1 Month ago
My coworkers best be lucky I am running a fever and off to visit my doctor later today. I have prepared for April Fool's day sense early March and now I don't use then.
1 Month ago
I've been watching a bit of the EllenShow and might I just say a lot of her jokes feel quite condescending and mean spirited.
It feels more like bullying than comedy in many cases.
Like let me make you quite uncomfortable while I make snarky comments and the audience will laugh at you the whole time.
1 Month ago

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