Whenever I'm feeling down, I play solitaire with the crows on the
street. They always win, but it's fun anyway. :D
So humans are made of meat and sodium nitrate cures meat, so if I
use it on myself do I become cured?
Whenever I'm feeling down, I name one of my pokemon something silly
because they will have to live with their silly name for eternity
because names are mental scars that never heal!:D
Even though we may be miles apart, the computer screen connects our
Today I read cloth gowns as goth clowns and now I think I'm
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Bruh. Caterpillars. do they even know that they'll become
butterfiles? do they just wing it when creating the cocoon? What is
going on in their tiny brains? What enigmatic creatures...
Well, today I had a panic attack. But my mother laughed at me when
I explained it to her. She thought I was doing it for attention. I
don't understand people.
Why are people starving? Just eat food lol
That's some major red flags
My cat projectile vomited on my couch and I sat on it
Why are people depressed? Just cheer up bro :)
why are some people mad about me using a backpack everywhere? Like
b, how else am I supposed to take my 20 beanie
why does pokeheroes notify you on gifts you give yourself? Lol
Guys! A chicken fried my rice! He's so talented
At first I hated weeds, but recently they really started to grow on
GUYS. HOW DO YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY. EVERYONE has 100k or more and
I'm sad. Because I'm broke! What do I do?
What if wooper had a nose?