Oh, do I have the perfect recipe for a good morning for you guys today! : D

It's really easy and quick too, just follow these 3 simple steps:

1. Turn on the faucet.
2. Drop your phone into the sink.
3. Enjoy with rice.

10/10, would recommend. :]

"Congratulations! A shiny Ralts hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #302)! Your PokéRadar reset and needs new batteries."

Aaand not a single mega was hatched. I hate you too, ralts.

Since complaining seems to have magic powers in PH:

I'm at chain 288 without a single mega. This can't be normal, right? Why does ralts hate me so much?

I'm probably not gonna bother getting into this latest drama, but I can't resist voicing a lil' thing on the event pokemon side of things since I didn't do so before.

Nosepharos. Regardless of how you feel about the event, it's really neat we got a lighthouse pokemon right before the shadow pokemon arrived by boat.

Very clever of our staff to start establishing a harbor in Emera Town (besides just a beach) before it became more relevant in a bigger event. I very much approve of this sort of small 'world-building' even if it isn't necessary, makes Emera Town a bit more immersive. :,]

Went geocaching again after a bit over a year of no treasure hunting and ended up with five finds. Which is actually pretty darn good since my hometown that I'm visiting isn't really all that active when it comes to geocaching and some of the limited amount of caches available I've already found before.

It was a good two-ish hours though, I got some exercise and fresh air so yay. I really should remember to do this more often. :,D

This magikarp makes me feel like I'll be murdered in my sleep...

Spoilers for a new pokemon from Sword & Shield in the comments. You've been warned.

"Congratulations! A shiny Slowpoke hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #62)!"

Surely, this is eurovision magic and my participation prize for voting for the first time ever. ...Never thought I'd do that. :,I

Not even Darude can get Finland into the Eurovision final. For shame.

In related news, I hope Iceland wins. :,D

"You scored Rank #8 with 52 Johto Cookie(s). Good job!"

"Your Volcarona made it to Rank #8 in our Bug-Hatching Contest!"

...Huh. :,D

Maybe I should start keeping a tally on how often mormons and jehovah's witnesses come ringing my doorbell. Just to see which one gets to win being more active in the area I live in.

...Or maybe I should just stop opening the door to random people when I'm not expecting anyone to drop by.

Just came back from Endgame.

I have... feelings...

I just watched a flat earth documentary. I don't know if I should be amused because people actually believe this or if I should be horrified because people actually believe this.

All the eggs are in the basket. Time to pat myself on the back. :,3

Blocking people because of an innocent karp plushie gift is kinda ridiculous. However, people are free to block whoever they want as far as I'm aware.

Loudly insisting you don't want a particular plushie is the best way to lure in trolls that will spam you with that exact plushie.

Those trolls are jerks.

Saying you want to kill people who gift you particular plushie crosses a line. I have no sympathy to spare.


...Just in case anyone was interested in my opinion and were eager to see this drama expand.

"Congratulations! A shiny Arceus hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #56)!"

Well, hello there. I was expecting to be more unlucky but I definitely ain't complaining. :,D

Gonna be opening 199 mystery matches (including 3 black ones), I'll post the results in the comments once I'm done in case anyone's interested in seeing how much bad luck I'll have with these. :b

Sometimes I really don't like liking onion in my food. My poor eyes! D,:

Well then, that was a sufficiently amusing way to waste my time. The little ducky has grown since the last time we saw him, how cute. :,]

RIP Herowalker, you'll live in our memories.

Also, RIP not having to scroll when dropping by to claim some DP. But it seems like a cool update otherwise so maybe I'll survive. :,]