Slava Ukraini!

Not an undeserved win either, they had a dope song that was better than the more conventional Eurovision stuff (in my humble opinion). :b

It seemed like a pretty darn divisive vote though. between the audience and juries, yes, but also between the juries. Such wild drama.

I totally hoped the televote would've elevated France, they absolutely deserved better, but at least the common rabble of Europe were able to appreciate Norway and Moldova.

I am also now even further convinced us Finns can rely more on Estonia than our fellow nordics. Stick to the voting bloc, guys! :,D

Europe is full of uncultured and uncivilized dolts incapable of appreciating the beauty of Circus Mircus. Justice for Georgia!

To make matters worse, we evidently don't deserve San Marino's gay nonsense either. For shame, Eurovision. :V

...At least Australia strode fabulously into the final. And we got to keep Estonia too.

Norway for Eurovision Song Contest winner 2022!

Banana wolves from the moon are truly the peak of art. Everyone else can go home.

Klara vappen, allihopa! :,V

...I need to sleep, I'm too darn old to party it up with my mates.

"Eggs hatched: 20,797
Adopted daycare eggs: 12,439"

Oh. Huh... I wouldn't have thought over half of my eggs have come from the Daycare. :,D

Always a delight when a random egg adopted from the lab turns out to be a scraggy. :,]

Man, I don't think I'll be able to get the shiny versions of a lot of these Harvest Sprite plushies. I had gotten so complacent in my DP hoard and now I feel very poor. :,v

"★★★ Congratulations, you won!! An egg voucher has been placed in your Item Bag. ★★★
Your chance of winning was 70.70%."

Oh phew. The pain of those millions of game chips going to waste would've been too much...

I spent the day crafting memes as a final assignment for one of my university courses.

Academia is truly going places.

"You bought 1 raffle tickets. Good luck!"

I'm getting that shiny magearna for sure. :V

Heh, almost got worried as I was finishing my sweep of the site with 19 eggs found, but then I remembered somewhere I foolishly missed. Of course the last one was there. :b

Congrats to everyone who got their eggs chosen for the event btw, those are some fabulous eggs. :v

"The berrygarden is currently down for an update. Please come back later."

Gasp.

This better be worth this tremendous disruption to my berry farming. My berry fields need me! :U

"Congratulations! A shiny Cosmog hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #65)!"

...

You're kidding me, right?

...Not that I'm complaining, but what the heck is this chain!?

"Congratulations! A shiny Cosmog hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #64)!"

That's the third one already... What in tarnation?

Me, having a genius idea at 2 am: "I should go check what's happening in Facebook, I haven't gone there in ages!"

Barely a minute in, a (presumably) drunk (?) cousin messages me, talking about random things, including complaining about a government agency, links me a song, talks cryptically about his life, apologizes to me about something, tries to voice call me which I reject because social and phonecall anxiety, asks me to call, and goes back to complaining about the government agency. I awkwardly try to offer sympathies to his plight as I retreat to bed.

Me, traumatized: "...Never again."

"Congratulations! A shiny Cosmog hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #60)!"

This is going better than expected so far. :,]

"Congratulations! A shiny Cosmog hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #53)!"

First one down. >:]

"Your PokéRadar recorded the 40th Cosmog in a row! You now reached the maximum chance of finding a shiny. Good luck!"

Here we go. :,v

...And I hatched a shiny retro sentret too. Huh.

... ...I sure hope this shiny luck is not taken out of my actual shiny hunt. xD

Aaand it's indeed a shiny little ball of thorns! :D