"Congratulations! A shiny Slowyore hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #69)!"

Nice. One down. :,v

"The Shadow Ditto has been caught successfully!"

And with that, I finally have all the Kanto shadows. Now I only gotta hunt down one unown. >:]

Oh, hm, I thought we'd get to keep our fair tickets for when the fair comes back (I assume it'll be back at some point), but I suppose not.

...Now, what to do with all my spare tickets then. I guess I could try to go for a spare shiny retro, invest in gems, or get a second Newton. Spare megas are an option too. :d

"Your PokéRadar recorded the 40th Slowyore in a row! You now reached the maximum chance of finding a shiny. Good luck!"

We'll see how hellish this hunt'll be. :b

Oh wow, today is a very good slowyore day. I've adopted six slowyore eggs from the daycare today. :0

That feel when you go check out some 50 euro shoes on sale that turn out to be not good for your feetsies and a sales assistant sells you on 90 euro shoes instead. ...Sales people are scary. :v

Yesss, with this little fella, my shiny concentration retro collection is finally complete. :D

I generally think that eeveelutions are pretty overrated and I feel sympathy for the shiny hunters, but I find these solar eeveelutions pretty dope. The concept is neat and the sprites are pretty. :,3

Good thing I hadn't gotten rid of all my extra plates. :,D

Ah, rain and thunder. Now, this is what summer is supposed to be like! None of that sunny and hot nonsense.

Oh, huh, hatched a shiny hisuian zorua holding an azure flute.

...Neat. Now I'm not at all salty that the first three came empty handed or with trash. :,D

The genius also known as me decided that it was a great idea to go geocaching in a forest 7 km away from home in the middle of a sunny and non-windy day when it's +27°C out.

I felt like I might get a heat stroke if I wasn't careful by the time I finished biking to the forest.

But at least there was shade and I had a litre of water to inhale (which almost wasn't enough for like... 4 hours?).

As a result of my hellish hunt for geocaches, I made three discoveries:

1. I think I'm in love with the wind.
2. Cold water is the toppest tier culinary experience.
3. Cold showers might be better than sleep. ...Well, no, not better than sleep. But almost!

I hate mosquitoes. So much.

...Apparently they serve a purpose in the ecosystem, but that doesn't stop me from having rage-filled murderous daydreams about their extinction.

Huh. I got the exact same word twice in a row in Hangman. What are the odds of that? :,D

I live very close to a lake called "Lake of Judgement/Doom" and this is what it looked like this evening. ...Not ominous at all. :,I

Man, it would've been really dope if we actually got a little art gallery with those parody paintings and sculptures. :,D

Might've been too much extra work for the artists though so a normal event distribution is all cool. Looking forward to seeing what this mon will be. :b

Me as I buy a cucumber, pears, and fruit juice when I already have apples at home: "Hehe, I'm larping a rich person."

...Though a rich person probably wouldn't do their grocery shopping at 1 am, but that detail won't stop me from playing pretend. :V

Finally got my first shiny Tapu egg. Still got many SCSs to go for the rest. :b

Slava Ukraini!

Not an undeserved win either, they had a dope song that was better than the more conventional Eurovision stuff (in my humble opinion). :b

It seemed like a pretty darn divisive vote though. between the audience and juries, yes, but also between the juries. Such wild drama.

I totally hoped the televote would've elevated France, they absolutely deserved better, but at least the common rabble of Europe were able to appreciate Norway and Moldova.

I am also now even further convinced us Finns can rely more on Estonia than our fellow nordics. Stick to the voting bloc, guys! :,D

Europe is full of uncultured and uncivilized dolts incapable of appreciating the beauty of Circus Mircus. Justice for Georgia!

To make matters worse, we evidently don't deserve San Marino's gay nonsense either. For shame, Eurovision. :V

...At least Australia strode fabulously into the final. And we got to keep Estonia too.