Today, I gave myself a patchy haircut. It's such an exquisite blend of 'drunken barber' and 'a five-year-old got their hands on some scissors while you were napping' that I almost feel like it's a form of art.

The overgrown mess looked equally as stupid anyway. At least my head can now breathe easier and I didn't even cut off any pieces of my ears so I consider this a success. :,v

"Congratulations!
Your Mega Pinsir made it to Rank #6 in our Bug-Hatching Contest!"

"Congratulations!
Your Volcarona made it to Rank #8 in our Bug-Hatching Contest!"

"Congratulations!
Your Volcarona made it to Rank #18 in our Bug-Hatching Contest!"

Nice. Never had multiple success stories like this before. :,D

Man, I don't think I've interacted this much in a short period of time since the ORAS event. :,D

If the honeytree could just evolve my apples, that'd be great... :v

"Congratulations!
You've been a member on PokéHeroes for more than 7 Years now!"

I await the year I get this message before PH's anniversary. :,D

Oh wow, I have 100 dragon gems now? :0 I think I had... somewhere over 20 before I spent something like 15-16k-ish DP. :,D

I need to spend some DP, so give this feed a heart if you want some plushies thrown your way.

I'll gift missing plushies as a first option. If you already have your collection in tip top shape, I'll toss you some of your favorites. If you don't have favorites, well, then I'll just go with whatever I feel like.

If you have specific requests, comment away. :,]

Ugh, I'm dying and should go to sleep. ...Long past are the days of late nightly shenanigans in the Herochat with no issues. I guess I'm getting old. :b

Oh well, since I stayed up reading this late, I might as well stick around for a little bit longer to see that reset drop. :,D

Finally got my second Thundurus to wrap up the Unova dex. ...Yes, I'm very lazy with the safari. :,D

*Squints eyes at the pokedex*

How long has there been a second pikachu in the Kanto dex? And it seems Riako is preparing for the gigas.

We did it, people. This is proof we're not complete failures. :,V

Combed through my friendlist and still can't boot off some users even though they've been inactive for a long time. :,D

Ah, sweet good old days.

Well, today started off interesting. :,D I really should get back to drawing some gays ™ now though.

I hope everyone has a nice rainbow-filled rest of the month! ...Or as much as one can in this world and this madness. :b

Today's Shadow Radar:

Kanto: All dupes.
Johto: Dupe, dupe (sigh)... a wild suicune appeared. :0

When I was a teen, I fell in love with the Skulduggery Pleasant book series after stumbling into them in the library. After devouring all there was to devour at the time in Finnish, I decided I'd one day buy the original English books.

I was reminded of that when I had a chat about Harry Potter and childhood books with my boyfriend so I figured I might as well fulfill the promise kiddo me made to myself.

I was slightly worried the books might not be as great for a more grown-up me and I could be ruining my childhood memories by doing this. However, I got my hands on the first book today and I still love these shenanigans. This is not the Irish Book of the Decade for nothing. No regrets, money well spent.


...Sorry for totally random feed, I just love these dumb books and felt the need to share my excitement. :,]

While Riako has given us plenty new updates recently and deserves many head pats for it, let's also give CatLady a big thank you for her ongoing mission to tidy up the Suggestions subforum. :,]

You know what I despise about summer?

When you have a window open to freshen up your apartment a bit and suddenly your place smells like cigarettes. Neighbours are the worst.

I'm such a potato noodle.

Somehow, I managed to hurt my knee with three weeks of daily (arguably light) exercises and walks. :,I

Riako is on fire!

Ah, yes, PH is a dictatorship with Riako and his evil lackeys smashing poor innocent unsuspecting users with bans for no reason.

The horror! The injustice!

It's time for a revolution! We will not be bribed or distracted by these fresh new updates. Cast down the duck and his henchmen and let us go worth to a new tomorrow with no pesky rules or consequences of our actions. Rise, my fellow oppressed users and show Riako and his horsemen of the bannocalypse that we will not suffer their abuse of enforcing rules any longer!

If not for revolution, do it for poor Herochat.