Ay, ay! (I FORGOT TO SAY IT EARLIER BUT THE GOLDEN ROTATION FOR SALMON RUN IS LIVE!! GO MURDER FISH WITH ILLEGALLY MODIFIED WEAPONS!)

Ay, ay! (LETSSSS GOOOOO!! BIG MAN JR II!! RAHHHH)

Ay, ay! (SIZZLE SEASON TRAILER!! Rad new weapons, new turf war stage, new salmon run stage, and Humpback Pump Track makes its return!!)

Ay! (Yippee! It finally arrived!)

Ay, ay, ay! (Breaking News! The winner of the Splatfest has been revealed! Team Power has crushed the rest in a landslide victory! In fact, Team Power won in every category, leaving them with 57 points and Team Wisdom and Courage with 0! Congratulations to Team Power on their victory!)

Ay, ay! (The Splatfest has officially ended. I hope everyone who participated had fun and got lots of conch shells! The results should be announced within a few hours!)

Ay! (If I have to splat an orphanage of infant inklings in order to win this Splatfest then so be it.)

Ay, ay, ay! (The Splatfest may be in full swing right now, but don't forget to do some Salmon Run shifts too! The Grizzco Splatana is in the weapon rotation right now, and it's crazy powerful! The stage is Sockeye Station and the King Salmonid is Horrorboros.)

Ay, ay! (The art for this Splatfest looks so cool! I love it!)

Ay, ay! (Just wanna wish everyone participating in the upcoming Splatfest good luck! May the best team win!)

Ay, ay! (The Splatfest Sneak Peak starts today! That means you can pick a team and start earning conch shells!)

Ay! (Goldie is terrible at hide and seek.)

Ay! (Important announcement from Grizzco!)

Ay, ay! (Don’t forget to play some Salmon Run these next few days! The current rotation includes the Grizzco Slosher, one of the most powerful weapons! Be careful though, it consumes a lot of ink!)

Ay! (Rahhh! I’m so close to Eggsecutive VP!)

Ay!
(You push the brown key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


1x Hollow Space (Map) found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.)

Ay, ay! (The next Splatfest is a collaboration with The Legend of Zelda! Which do you seek: power, wisdom, or courage?)

Ay, ay! (My first time playing through Pokemon Infinite Fusion!!)

Ay! (Easter Deerling, interesting.)

Ay, ay! (Hear me out Nintendo, Splatoon: The Movie!)