
Ay, ay! (I FORGOT TO SAY IT EARLIER BUT THE GOLDEN ROTATION FOR
SALMON RUN IS LIVE!! GO MURDER FISH WITH ILLEGALLY MODIFIED
WEAPONS!)

Ay, ay! (LETSSSS GOOOOO!! BIG MAN JR II!! RAHHHH)

Ay, ay! (SIZZLE SEASON TRAILER!! Rad new weapons, new turf war
stage, new salmon run stage, and Humpback Pump Track makes its
return!!)


Ay, ay, ay! (Breaking News! The winner of the Splatfest has been
revealed! Team Power has crushed the rest in a landslide victory!
In fact, Team Power won in every category, leaving them with 57
points and Team Wisdom and Courage with 0! Congratulations to Team
Power on their victory!)

Ay, ay! (The Splatfest has officially ended. I hope everyone who
participated had fun and got lots of conch shells! The results
should be announced within a few hours!)

Ay! (If I have to splat an orphanage of infant inklings in order to
win this Splatfest then so be it.)

Ay, ay, ay! (The Splatfest may be in full swing right now, but
don't forget to do some Salmon Run shifts too! The Grizzco Splatana
is in the weapon rotation right now, and it's crazy powerful! The
stage is Sockeye Station and the King Salmonid is Horrorboros.)


Ay, ay! (Just wanna wish everyone participating in the upcoming
Splatfest good luck! May the best team win!)

Ay, ay! (The Splatfest Sneak Peak starts today! That means you can
pick a team and start earning conch shells!)



Ay, ay! (Don’t forget to play some Salmon Run these next few days!
The current rotation includes the Grizzco Slosher, one of the most
powerful weapons! Be careful though, it consumes a lot of ink!)

Ay! (Rahhh! I’m so close to Eggsecutive VP!)

Ay!
(You push the brown key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to
the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...
1x Hollow Space (Map) found!
The key breaks and becomes useless.)

Ay, ay! (The next Splatfest is a collaboration with The Legend of
Zelda! Which do you seek: power, wisdom, or courage?)


Ay! (Easter Deerling, interesting.)

Ay, ay! (Hear me out Nintendo,
Splatoon: The Movie!)