I was watching a video on "what I feed my toddler in a day" and I was like "oo that looks good" so now I'm eating buttered noodles and cheese.

The winter weather actually has me regressing y'all send help

I love Valentine's Day. Best day of the year.

It signals the emergence of the most amazing chocolate sales year round. So now, I'm off to the Shoppers: I'm coming back with a haul big enough to fill the loveless hole in my life.

Being 19 is such a weird feeling. Like, I'm not quite a teenager but I'm also not an adult adult? Idk. I got a fun Fleetwood Mac hoodie for my bday though! Might be one of the best gifts I ever got, it's absolutely beautiful. :D

Once upon a time, I had the perfect keysmash. Soft, kind, with enough gs and ys and js to add some dimension to the marvelous creation. Now, they are all sharp edges and ds and anger. The humour is gone. My keysmashing talent, lost to time. 😞🙏

Being sick has completely taken away my sense of taste so I have just absolutely SMOTHERED these vegetables in chili flakes... We'll see if the spice pulls through or not.

Sorry for falling off the face of the planet y'all!! Got ever so slightly addicted to Pokemon Reborn... How are you guys doing?

Me, very softly, under my breath: Sir potato... do you perhaps want... treats?

Hazel the guinea pig, materializing out of thin air: function Feral Shrieking reaches soprano levels

Let's have a moment of silence for all that mid-2000s fanfic writers went through on our behalf. From getting in twelve bus accidents, to losing their dog to wild bee attacks, they persevered past all that adversity to bring us their latest chapter of Doctor Eggman x Robotnik mutual pining. We salute them.

I am never more busy cleaning and doing chores and planning out my future when there is an assignment I am procrastinating. My room has never looked better, but my Jimi Hendrix poster appears to be silently judging me as I ignore the five chord progressions I need done by tomorrow.

When it's so cold and you're doing your best to have every single part of your hands touching your coffee mug. These sort of contortions aren't possible on a normal human being. Only a Canadian one.

Happy New Year y'all!! Here's to a great 2025!!!

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Twins!!!

Was craving garlic bread so I microwaved a buttered piece of bread with garlic powder and a slice of american cheese on it.

The Italians probably have a bounty on me. Y'all won't turn me in, right?

Our neighbour gave us a pumpkin pie and just this MASSIVE bottle of grade A maple syrup for Christmas. That woman is aggressively Canadian and I adore her.

Croatian food is actually so good. Any Croatians know a dessert that's custard sandwiches between layers like baklava, topped with a biscuit dipped in sugar? Google has failed me.

I can confirm that Wondertrade has been the advent calendar task on Dec 20th since 2022 because according to my Wondertrade history I only ever begrudgingly use it on that date. Excellent.

I wanna bake cupcakes. Any suggestions for fillings? First person to say "fish" dies.

#NewBeginnings

Start university, make a bunch of new friends, and create an oreo cult whose reaches extend to the stars above!

Y'all really understood the assignment. After I made the Lady Gaga spirit post I have gotten some of the most ominous messages out there, and also one of the funniest things I have ever read.

And whoever sent the Christmas tree joke, I love you. You are great, lol.

Some people are getting these great anonymous gifts that are funny and quirky and clever, meanwhile I just get Lady Gaga song lyrics sent at the same time every day. Am I being stalked by the spirit of a 2011 radio? Is this what they meant by The Ghost of Christmas Past?