You call it kidnapping, I call it found family. In that the family found you. :)

I finished my math homework! I still don't understand what the point of having inversed sin/cosine/tangent ratios is, but anyway- Onto the long weekend!

The 100k goes to ChikoritaMining. Congrats!

I'm bored and procrastinating, take my money. Heart this feed for a chance to win... idk, 100k?

Ends when I finish my math homework.

Every time I tell anyone I want to be an English teacher they're like "oh you'll be the cool and fun one!"

And always I have to correct them. No. I want to be a bad English teacher who tortures small children with ever-growing piles of unanswerable confusing homework that I mark in accordance to random.org.

I have uncovered the secret solution to the guinea pig screaming at 5am.

1. Earplugs.
2. Two blankets and a pillow crammed over your head.
3. A concrete block placed on top of your face.
4. Selling your soul to the old gods.
5. Sorry, it didn't work. Nothing can get between guinea pigs and their 5am screaming time. Try again, but this time maybe replace your ears with cabbage.

Flashback to that time I hit my brother on the head with a ladder. He still has a bald spot. I live in eternal fear that one morning I will wake up to a buzz cut and a vindicative brother.

The weather is getting colder and I have like twenty maple bugs making their way into my room right now. For all those who live in my walls, this is your chance to earn your keep.

SAVE ME

Got an important test tomorrow. Threaten me into studying.

I don't want to do my math homework. Can Hogwarts send me my long-overdue acceptance letter please? Not sure if it's a qualifacation, but I HAVE been in the closet for a while... if that counts for anything.

I may need sleep but if a pretty girl smiles at me do I smile back or do I give her my wallet and my phone and my social security number and my life and total tyrannical control over the world to mold as she sees fit?

Just a little hypothetical.

Every one of my sky gifts is either a. A cryptic poem. b. Cryptic lyrics. Or c. Someone complaining about the quality of life for those who live inside my walls.

Flashback to that time when my 4yo niece tried to arrest me. I am offically guilty of Resisting Arrest by toddler law enforcement. This can add up to 5 minutes to my sentence before she finds out there are goldfish crackers. Fear me, a true criminal.

Alrighty everyone! Here it is!

Die Young [BAD RUSSIAN ACCENT VERSION]

50 likes and I'll do an audio recording in which I sing Die Young in a Russian accent. Backup singers include an oscillating fan and my brother telling me to shut up. Anyone interested?

Hit my head last night when I was walking back to my room. My brother came in to me having a full blown panic attack. I was shaking and gasping for air and my teeth wouldn't stop chattering. My head is hurting something awful, so I'm staying home from school today. Sucks because we were supposed to watch a movie in English today :/

Going to the doctor's as soon as I find my health card.

Slept through my alarm, had to get ready for a 6:50 bus at 6:30. I showered so fast I'm still feeling the whiplash, backflipped all the way to the 7-11 to pick up some food poisoning- and made it ten minutes early. And it's rainy. And cold.

Was this what it was like when my parents went to school, minus the polar bears? Because apparently I have severely misjudged them.

✨✨B U R N O U T✨✨

Heart this feed for a rock gem.

Y'all help me decide what to wear to the first day of Grade 12. The first person to say "dinosaur onesie" dies.

I actually really like this update. It adds a much needed quest-reward system to the game that's surprisingly fun. It's also a really good way to utilize and expand on the lab feature in the game. A lot of PokeHeroes is about shiny hunting and collecting, and I'm excited that another dimension has been added to the game.

Now pardon my screaming as I need to interact for the first time in months and idk if my fingers can take it. Awesome idea <3

Pokédex entries: 693

"So there are Pokémon that only appear in Emera Town? Wow, that is cool! How did you get them?"

I sold my soul to consumerism. (The Auction House.)