My puppy was refusing to get off the table and away from my eggs. I said "down" and he ignored me for the fifteenth time.

Then the thunder rumbled. And he ran off.

I think he thinks I control the weather. And apparently rain is enough of a threat that he'll give up his chance at a boiled egg.

Welcome your new god :)

Learning Metallica on guitar rn. My right hand is begging for a chance to strum upwards.

There is no escape. Even in death (metal) downpicks are all that remain.

Thinking of changing my SM hunt. Any recommendations? :)

I'm so old I think nuggets should be 1750pd apiece.

...yeah I'll just usher myself into the nearest nursing home already.

Just folded icing into a tortilla and am now eating it.

I am not accepting questions at this time.

It's been so long since I've retrieved my rumble missions, I'm starting to suspect my Pokemon haven't been subsisting on five Oran berries. I think at this point they've invented agriculture.

I've been dragged back to this site against my will (not). Prepare for intensive roleplaying as I procrastinate scholarship applications!!!

:0 new event

i love him. hold on time to do my first interactions for uhhh six months.

I, an avid chewer of my lips, am about to eat a tortilla I absolutely STUFFED with jalapeños. Wish me luck!

I'm alive y'all

Pokemon Rejuvenation is so fun ahhh

I am so late to this party but wow am I enjoying it

JUST GOT MY UNI ACCEPTANCE LETTER!!!

DREAM PROGRAM BABY!! I'M SO EXCITED AHHH

hey how are y'all

I was watching a video on "what I feed my toddler in a day" and I was like "oo that looks good" so now I'm eating buttered noodles and cheese.

The winter weather actually has me regressing y'all send help

I love Valentine's Day. Best day of the year.

It signals the emergence of the most amazing chocolate sales year round. So now, I'm off to the Shoppers: I'm coming back with a haul big enough to fill the loveless hole in my life.

Being 19 is such a weird feeling. Like, I'm not quite a teenager but I'm also not an adult adult? Idk. I got a fun Fleetwood Mac hoodie for my bday though! Might be one of the best gifts I ever got, it's absolutely beautiful. :D

Once upon a time, I had the perfect keysmash. Soft, kind, with enough gs and ys and js to add some dimension to the marvelous creation. Now, they are all sharp edges and ds and anger. The humour is gone. My keysmashing talent, lost to time. 😞🙏

Being sick has completely taken away my sense of taste so I have just absolutely SMOTHERED these vegetables in chili flakes... We'll see if the spice pulls through or not.

Sorry for falling off the face of the planet y'all!! Got ever so slightly addicted to Pokemon Reborn... How are you guys doing?

Me, very softly, under my breath: Sir potato... do you perhaps want... treats?

Hazel the guinea pig, materializing out of thin air: function Feral Shrieking reaches soprano levels