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Trainerpoints: 1,795/5,083


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Scorfolia11830,138 / 47,097

Hiya! Welcome to my profile. I hope you enjoy your stay. Feel free to stick around a bit! I'll tell you about myself.

ENTP // Uncultured Piece of Trash // Aquarius // 3w2 // Roleplayer

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Game Records

Trainer ID: #939146845
Registration: 21/03/2021 (1 Year ago)
Game Time: 1268:26 Hours
Total interactions: 251,167
Money: 27,862
Starter Pokémon: Torterra


My least favourite friend on ph, Celery is currently being mean to me.

Underminding my genius attempts to claim sovereignty over the PokeHeroes kingdom, they refuse to accept my poll of superiority, unless... I say the most hideous, embarrassing word in the history of my feeds.




Today, 03:25
I wish you could search plushies by price. Sometimes I have like, 35DP, and I want to pay that exact price. Anyone else?
2 Days ago
I'm here to inform everyone that cows are more likely to kill you than sharks.

If anyone would like to donate a cow to go with my flamethrower in my room of deadly weapons, I would appreciate that.
4 Days ago
The eternal debate.

Dinner or chips?
5 Days ago
something goes wrong

Me to Inner Me: sucks to be you.


Me: naw fam. you're messing up your very sad and pathetic life. meanwhile, i'm a wealthy queen with a following of infinite hot soldiers who fan me with palm leaves and give me oreo cheesecake.
8 Days ago
Sometimes I'll just be on here messaging like 5 different people and doing my homework and I'll just go to one chat and apparently I told everyone there to perform a blood sacrifice like two seconds ago and ???
11 Days ago
I was so tired and trying to figure out what FIFA stood for and thought "fifty idiots football attack."

I think I just offended the entirety of Europe and then some.
12 Days ago
I'm curious, so I'll ask.

How old do you all think I am?
13 Days ago
Hot take: I'm the best user on PH and y'all just don't want to admit it.
16 Days ago
Serendibite and Professor Rowan:
The two don't seem to like each other.

Yeah, seems accurate.

17 Days ago
It's crazy how some people know so much about Pokémon on here. Like man, I sit here saying: I binge watched the anime when I was a toddler

And there are three people in the same gc explaining why different regions revolutionized the gameplay and debating over some 2004 Pokémon drama.
17 Days ago
When you google something and your fingers are stupid so it's like: jkavhbfjd

And google lovingly looks at it, and then at you and nods in understanding. "jays eat hays" it says and you both smile at one another. Google is your only friend in this cold unforgiving world. True connection between ai and humanity has been reached.
20 Days ago
Congratulations, Serendibite! Your Kanto-Dex is now complete!

Wow, really can't believe it... you achieved this huge goal and helped me so much with my research! I still remember the day when I gave you your Starter-Pokémon, Turtwig. Well, time flies by... I'm already getting a bit sentimental.
Anyway, the whole PokéHeroes Staff and all residents of Emera Town want to congratulate you!
Please take this certificate: it is proof of completing the Kanto-Dex.

Nevertheless, I have something else to talk about with you. I found this mysterious coloured egg recently on a Rumble Mission and I tried hard to hatch it, but with no success at all. I'm not sure if one could even hatch it - and if it even contains a Pokémon. But... the mystery behind it is fascinating me and I really want to uncover it.

I feel like it contains something very rare and special...

Do you think you can hatch it?

20 Days ago
Whenever I take longer than two seconds to get something, I say "IT'S AN AMERICAN THING, I HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING IT" and go off all smug while in actuality it's literally just a reference to Grade 2 math.
23 Days ago
Last night, at 2am, I had a revelation. I realized the truth of human society. I had to immediately share it with others. Everyone on my contacts, even friends of years past have been informed.

Now, it's your turn.

I'm here to deliver a message. The truth of human society- the two opposing forces which drive a person. That which you must be told...

Slepes and crepes.
24 Days ago
I admire people who have the ability to integrate emojis into a conversation without sounding like a boomer.
25 Days ago
Some people take time out of their day to eat and are just like: ah yes, that was a nice aesthetic lunch.

Meanwhile, I take out cold pasta and pour it down my throat while typing out rants pertaining to the validity of random ships in obscure fandoms.
26 Days ago
Sometimes, I'm confused because some users consistently heart my feeds and visit my profile and I'm like: why you stalking me you ain't on my friendlist.

Then I realize onesided PH friends exist and I'm just being mean and withholding that heart button from people.

27 Days ago
I find it so cute how some people are so excited over the new Pokemon game. Like, this is a Pokemon fan game. That's why these people are playing.

Idk, just something about it is so wholesome and like it's going back to the roots of PokeHeroes.
29 Days ago
I find the way people can do 180s in groupchats so funny

Like, one second they're explaining why the witch in Hansel and Gretal was right to eat children, then someone says "I'm sad" and the exact same person is suddenly a therapist.
1 Month ago


Shiny Hunt

Serendibite is currently hunting Shinx.
Hunt started: 04/04/2022

Chain: 3,744
112 38 0

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