Your pfp is calling do you answer?

So I was playing truth or dare then I said something stupid

Jeremy: Have you ever cheated or have been cheated on

Max: So I was cheated on by this girl I met in school I thought we were going well until she jus-

Me looking at my phone: She murdered you

Everyone just stared at me until I looked up at my phone and realized what I said

Mya: ...Did she?

#Meeeow (changed pfp lol)

I have Covid so now I'm quarantined in my room and I can't get out until I ask for permission so I'm now sad

One thing I hate is when people are like do you like them? OOOOOOH you're blushing! YOU DO!!

Like NO! You burnt chicken nugget, I'm blushing because you're embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable!! JEEZ

Wait if you have glasses on and you put 3-D glasses over those does that mean we are seeing in 5_D *Mind explodes xD*

A meme my friend and I attempted XD

I'm getting mixed feelings about a family member so my cousins and I were talking about women they'd like to marry so I'm like "I want a wife who- " then she cut me off "You mean husband." And that sounded like a demand then I said "well what if I want a wife" the she said "You're better off with a husband dear I don't see you with a woman." I was mad

What should I do

I can't stop obsessing over how cute this plush is

New pfp because I'm playing Fnaf security breach and I think the pfp is appropriate

I'm at this dentist so I'm expecting to wait there for a while so I put my earbuds in and I forgot they weren't connected so the song "It's been so long" just BLASTS out of my phone so I turn it off and pray no one heard that

Okay I need an answer if we're not supposed to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?

#IAmOnlyEnteringForThePrizes

My friend and I were on like an call and she gets a crazy idea and she's like "Omg I remember yesterday I saw this shipping meme thing let's do it." So here we are getting cramps while we both work on it

these type of things amaze me

IM TotALly fINe my mom is looking through my phone so iM cHilL nOT WOrRieD aT ALLLLLLL

You push the black key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


1x New Moon Island (Map) found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

Holy frik

My cousin said something she had never said before

Cousin:golly same when we see each other we HAVE to go swimming

I had no idea where she got that from so I responded

gee willikers really??!!

Idk why I even did this but I DID

Alphabet soup (you don't even need to chew)