😂 I just saw c.ai use "headboop" instead of headbutt.

A pregnant lady in Idaho died. I bet she had an ectopic pregnancy.

Speaking of strange age gaps, my mom is 16 or 17 years younger than my dad... My dad was 17 when his oldest was born.

😨 I just realized that my half-sister and my uncle are the same age. My sister is 30 years older than me, making her 7 years younger than my mom. That's the same gap between my mom and her youngest brother.

I have no idea why some vanilla is labeled as French. It's native to Central and South America.

My parents, grandparents, and their friends: *racial slur, racial slur, neurodivergent slur*
Me: ಠ_ಠ Kindly shut up.

I used to think Gligar was a poison type. Probably because of its giant stinger, which I associate with scorpions.

I'm tired of people using cisgender as an antonym for transgender. Not only is it being used as a slur, but it was coined by a disgusting man, as outlined here, here, here, and here.

Okay, I'm thinking about making my first comic. The main character has horrible RBF.

I swear, I'm such a strange genetic anomaly, especially when it comes to my skin. I've only gotten sunburned once. It didn't hurt, it itched. And now, when I'm warm (like when I'm in the shower), the areas that were affected by sunburn turn slightly tan. Oh, and I have freckles all over my arms. (The main areas that were sunburned. The freckles tend to appear after certain injuries like a pulled hangnail or an ingrown hair.)

Talking on speaker phone is cringe.

The gophers are back. :( At least they're considered pests, so there isn't a tag or hunting season for them.

Hey, Kavina2000!

How is my Zangoose doing? ... ... Oh, it's currently on Level 38, I see.
Well, according to some friends of mine, Prof. Oak's Zangoose is on Level 94, so you have to work even harder! But I'm sure you can do it.

Remember that I'll reclaim my Pokémon this Sunday at 8AM. Its level has to be higher than Prof. Oak's Pokémon by then.
Please keep it in your Party or in one of your Storage Boxes in the meantime.
T_T

I've had "What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts stuck in my head for the last several days.

Fighting egg 1/20

I found a photo on Pinterest that was something about fake numbers you can give to someone. I commented the number 8-6-7 5-3-0-9 should've been there. I don't think anyone understood the reference.

What the- Why are Raycons so expensive now? They used to be like, $5. Now they're $80.

Ugh, the headphone jack on my phone is no longer working. At least Raycons are cheap and can take a beating.

Ayo, I got an Unown.

I don't understand people who choose to put harmful things into their bodies. I don't care that it's addictive, they knew it was wrong before they started.