jishjsafhb my irl friend is gonna sign up at some point tday :'D

it was a troll god dangit >:(

The Wither when spawning in: starts rambling on with how its gonna kill me

me: CHIIIICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSSSSSSS *puts it in an obsidian box*

istg
at some point i looked at two paint rollers
and said this

'is that sushi???'

i watched Avatar: The Way of Water :D

also i got back and my cat tried to headlock my other cat

Swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said "Vomit"
I said "Why?"
He said "Poison"
I said "Goodbye"
I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine

flying is simply the matter of throwing yourself at the ground and missing

Rest in Piece, Queen Elizibeth. You will be missed by everyone who has or is living in England, including me.

i made myself as a FL dragon