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CafeFlareon's Diary of the very weird dreams he has

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CafeFlareon
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Posted: Tue, 05/08/2025 06:54 (4 Days ago)


I keep having weird dreams, so this is the place for me to store them

Please do not post here, pm me instead

Really, it's very quiet here

Ok, now I'm ranting on, just read them and then either talk to me or leave


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CafeFlareon
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Posted: Tue, 05/08/2025 07:41 (4 Days ago)
This dream I just had yesterday, and it's kinda long.

So I was at a movie theater, and I was reviewing a movie. I saw the poster, and it said the movie was called "I can't believe a continent of illiteracy wasn't all that not so bad!". It also had numerous grammatical errors in the poster. Anyways, the movie poster had Moe from The Simpsons, Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, SpongeBob from SpongeBob and the rats from Ratatouille all walking through a brown version of a wormhole from Star Trek: The Next Generation and looking suprised. Anyways, a list of the people listed on the poster is below.
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Richard Hammond
James May
Jeremy Clarkson
The guys who made Monty Python
Moe Syslak
The rats
Starbucks
Evil Bottom Gear clones
David Byrne
The hobo outside
Maximus (There was me myself, but I won't say my last name)
The Republic of Spain
SpongeBob SquarePants, Destroyer of Worlds

The plot wasn't actually about illiteracy, it was about how people dressing up as animals were confused with real ones, and... *pew pew* dead. Anyways, there was some way to stop it before it killed everyone in New York, but I forgot it.

Also there was a sequel. It was decent, I didn't see the poster, but I remember stuff about it. The villain instead turned out to be SpongeBob, and also I was like a werewolf but a fox instead? There was supposedly a romance too, but it was mediocre.

Now for the second part.

I was playing the newest Sonic the Hedgehog game, Sonic the Hedgehog: Communism: Vietnam War DLC, and saw these lines in a cutscene.
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As a note, Tails meant Dominican as in 🇩🇴 Dominicano, not 🇩🇲Dominique. Anyways, that made me very happy as I am also part Dominican, so now I will annoy SEGA until it is canon.

And that was it.

Now for the third part

I was looking at a map and was being told the history lesson. Belize just was gone, so someone copied it to make the Panama Canal bigger. It destroyed Panama. With all the dirt, they used the same thing and took stuff from Siberia, China and Mongolia. All the land was turned into a continent in the pacific, that was named Oscar, which had the culture of Cornwall. Starbucks planned all of it, so they claimed part of is to make Starbucks a country.

Fourth part, finally

I was on a stage with the main characters of the movie from the first part, along with Homer Simpson added there too, and was playing the electric guitar and singing "Hey Ya" by Outkast. I was also wearing a sombrero.

And that was it.
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CafeFlareon
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Posted: Tue, 05/08/2025 12:14 (4 Days ago)
I finished drawing the conversation from my dream, please see it.

(Also bumping this.)
The Best restaurant to ever be owned by a Squirtle

We serve to other Eeveelutions and we don't make them into coffee or something...

Please visit my Shop

Help train our staff! (They need it)