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(Pokemon, Wings of Fire, same fandom)

I threw a Terror Long Legs!

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I made sure that he wins rock paper scissors with a mirror!

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I’m gonna burn the pancakes and shatter the Bedrock’s hopes and dreams.

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I'm going to shatter a mirror by bashing it to the bedrock.

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I’m gonna use Attract!

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I'm going to throw multiple glasses!

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I drop bedrock on a lego piece

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I throw even more Lego pieces that come from a set that has more spikes than the entirety of Geometry Dash

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⚠️ THIS GAME IS NOW PAUSED‼️‼️‼️
Please refer to rule #5.
This gives me time to catch up to all the attacks!
Please be patient. 🤍

(RESULTS OF PAGE 3 ATTACKS)

Bedrock remains -STAGGERED-
(Damage x2)

JXFS: “I threw bedrock to the bedrock”

Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourself?
-8



thatmudkipguy: “numel use magnitude
*magnitude ten*”

Anybody order a Bedrock smoothie?!
-8



JXFS: “I threw water that instantly gives erosion to any rock that exists but doesn't entirely erode it!”

*Bedrock flies down the water like it’s a slip & slide*
-4



thatmudkipguy: “I use a portal and remove the core of the bedrock”

All you’re doing is removing bedrock from bedrock. It’ll remain standing.
-4



JXFS: “I throwed rust to the bedrock!”

It becomes a bit rusty, but so is Paul George. Bedrock will be alright.
-6



Maybe_Rivulet: “I have brain damage now owie.
I cast thunder spell!!
Distant noises of Vernas yelling "NOOOOO-"”

SHOCKING!
-6



JXFS: “I used math to confuse the bedrock”

It’s still trying to find it’s x (ex) 😞
-8



thatmudkipguy: “I show bedrock a whole conversions list with stonks prices graphs and my economics homework!”

What does Bedrock look like to you…a nerd?!
-10



JXFS: “I used coding to hack the Minecraft world and delete the bedrock”

Bedrock finds a glitch to avoid the deletion
-0



thatmudkipguy: “I recode the bedrock and scold jxfs”

Bedrock was hurt trying to be peacemaker between the two.
-9



JXFS: I used a hydraulic press to press the bedrock!”

The only thing you did press was its buttons!
-6



thatmudkipguy: “xD

I make the hydraulic press more efficient and make it crush bedrock better”

Bedrock is a bit crushed!
Why must it be tortured so.
-8



JXFS: “I used a hydraulic press to crush the hydraulic press that's still currently crushing the bedrock.”

Bedrock feels the PRESSure!
-10



thatmudkipguy: “I use another hydrolic press to crush the bedrock and the other two presses”

Why are you so pressed? 😟
-10



JXFS:”I used uno reverse card for the flattened bedrock to crush the 3 hydraulic presses and give fall damage.”

Orange crush, highschool crush, Candy crush.
Bedrock in 4 🏆
-10


thatmudkipguy:
I drop bedrock from max height


Bedrock makes a huge thud on the floor
-6



JXFS: “I throwed an automatic drill.”

Bedrock was hurt more by your improper grammar.
-6



thatmudkipguy: “I catch it and use it on the bedrock”

ALLEY-OOP SLAM DUNK!!!
-8
(I’ll allow the creativity for this, but don’t overdo it)



JXFS: “Magcargo, use your Pokedex entry from Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl!”

“Ahh, that’s hot” - Will Smith
-10



Drakonia: “I sleep on the Bedrock. It’s called Bedrock for a reason.”

Call me Mr.Flintstone, I can make your Bedrock 😏
-8



JXFS: “That means I placed the bedrock on the nether and I slept on it (don't worry guys, I'll respawn,)”

Say hi to Enderman! Good friend of Bedrock!
-6



Drakonia: “Storm is Approaching; time stops and all creatures rocks in the current room are killed instantly using Dimension Slash. (Cooldown: 240 damage in order to use again)”

Bedrock is immune to OHKO moves unfortunately 😉 Good attack though
-8

Page 4:
Total Damage: 39
Note: I assumed that the Bedrock is no longer staggered due to it being mentioned until page 3 (and it seems that page 3 is included into it). If it actually is, though, I'll double the numbers if needed.

"I use an obsidian pickaxe to mine the bedrock."
The pickaxe breaks before doing any reasonable damage; -3

"I throw an Excalibur from Arthurian Legends!"
Your sword did a scratch on the Bedrock's surface; -4

"I give the bedrock a starbucks coffee!

Sadly the name written in the starbucks cup is "PetRock" instead of "BedRock"."
The Bedrock hit itself in its confusion; -3

"I threw a Zangetsu from Bleach!"
Unfortunately, Bedrock doesn't have much interest in anime; -2

"I threw Dragonslayer from Berserk!"
Bedrock is not a dragon. Still enough to get some damage done, though; -3

"I threw the keyblade from Kingdom hearts!"
Looks quite heavy; -3

"I throw a replica of the Bedrock as a plush toy to throw to the Bedrock."
It doesn't know what to do with it due to not having arms; -1

"I threw the lightsaber from star wars"
Oh no! It looks like the Bedrock was hit by the handle and not the actual laser; -2

"I scream at the frequency of Bedrock"
The Bedrock couldn't stand the noise; -4 to Bedrock, -6 to your throat

"I threw Heavy from TF2, anyway, THE HEAVY IS DEAD!"
It truly was quite heavy; -4

"I used Mewtwo's telepathy!"
The Bedrock doesn't seem to have any coherent thoughts; -2

"I threw 5 mugs at the bedrock!"
Each mug did 1 damage; -5

"I threw Rocky from BFDI"
It didn't seem to do crazy damage, but it did something; -3

Attacks I skipped for now:

"I use a random weapon from Melon:Sandbox(like last time, can u spin a wheel?)"
"I use the spinning wheel to spin the choices for randomized things to the bedrock"
I don't have any wheel ready, nor can I find any list I could use for it.

"I snap Bedrock's neck."
"I use my airhorn!"
"I use the amazing speed of one frame per 10 minutes!"
"I cause a paradox!"
These attacks were all done by me, so if I were to give them a scoring, it would likely be biased.

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Current Game Status: PAUSED ‼️⚠️‼️

-Tallying Drakonia’s Page 4 attacks & Page 5-

"I use a random weapon from Melon:Sandbox(like last time, can u spin a wheel?)"

Random weapon does random damage
-4

"I use the spinning wheel to spin the choices for randomized things to the bedrock"
I don't have any wheel ready, nor can I find any list I could use for it.

Wheel spins so fast it ran into the Bedrock and broke :(
-3

"I snap Bedrock's neck."

Bedrock had no neck to snap but you snap a piece of Bedrock off
-3

"I use my airhorn!"

Bedrock uses his earmuffs despite having ears
-2

"I use the amazing speed of one frame per 10 minutes!"

Well at least we know you didn’t frame Roger Rabbit
-3

"I cause a paradox!"

Bedrock cannot comprehend it
-4



📄 PAGE 5 📄

JXFS: “I threw a bomb at Drakonia to cancel his paradox and accidentally throw the bomb to the bedrock!

(We can't start a paradox or we might go back to 1000 😭)

*Bagpipes from Baghdad starts playing*
-4



Drakonia: “I cause a paradox again!”


Bedrock holds up Rule 4 to the game.
Do not repeat attacks.
-0



OrangePopplio: “I caused a black and white hole to form and cancel out the paradox, not attacking the bedrock
(Yk what, I'm kind of scared for this😭)”

Bedrock is confused as to why y’all are fighting each other
-5



JXFS: “(No double attacking right?)

Anyway I threw a dummy bedrock for him to date the bedrock, propose, marry, give kids, and disappears after they gave birth to their third child!”

Correct ✅
Bedrock can make the bed rock but can not produce more Bedrock.
It’s sad to see the other Bedrock disappear though
-3



Drakonia: “I use psychological manipulation.”

The inner machinations of Bedrock’s mind are an enigma
-3



JXFS: “I used sandpaper to turn him into a sphere!”

Ooo a nice polish! Bedrock likes his new look despite the pain.
-3



Drakonia: “I use a comically oversized spoon.”

And do what?
*Bedrock rolls away*
-3



JXFS: “I pushed the bedrock off a cliff!”

Bedrock continues to smoothly roll after landing after the nice polish
-1



Drakonia: “Stab with a knife”

*Knife tip shatters from the new polish Bedrock has*
-1



JXFS: “I baked a cake using the bedrock using these ingredients:
Original recipe (1X) yields 12 servings”

Bedrock always regrets not finishing culinary school
-5



thatmudkipguy: “make new friends and beat up bedrock”

*Bedrock gets tossed around from the pummeling*
-4



Drakonia: “I cast Thunder Spell!”

I thought this was done before but i’ll allow it

Bedrock does the electric slide to avoid most of the hit
-2



OrangePopplio: “I throw an el chancla at the bedrock”

Ay Caramba!!!
-5



Drakonia: “Double or nothing on anyone's next attack”

Bedrock flips a penny. Heads it’s double. Tails it’s nothing.
*flip coin*
Would you look at that, coin lands on it’s sides. No change to next attack and
-0 to your attack



JXFS: “I used a freeze ray”

Bedrock freezes into a ball of ice!
-4



Drakonia: “Throw an antigravity grenade”

Bedrock floats for awhile and comes crashing down, breaking the ice around it
-4



JXFS: “Throws a gravity bomb”

Bedrock pukes from all this motion change
-4



thatmudkipguy: “I whip drakonias bed at it”

Bed breaks on contact with Bedrock
-3



JXFS: “I used mudkip to barf water (hydro pump”

Bedrock “baby birds” the water…ew backwash.
-3



Drakonia: “Throws a heaviness explosive.
Also bold of you to assume I sleep.”

Bedrock is sick of you throwing these altering explosives
-5

Total damage done: 277 (including all of page 3 and 4’s.)
Bedrock’s current HP: 588


Y’all are putting on some serious damage to this Bedrock!
Just a few more pages of attacks to tally, and we should see this thing crumble!

Current Game Status: PAUSED ‼️⚠️‼️

📄PAGE 6📄

thatmudkipguy: “I start throwing cats at the bedrock”

It’s a CATastrophe!
-4



JXFS: “I start throwing yarns on the bedrock”

The cats from the last attack came back and scratched up the Bedrock more trying to get the yarn off!
-4



thatmudkipguy: “I call on catworld to destroy the bedrock by bribing them with 1 ton of yarn”

This Bedrock is seriously getting scratched up!
-5



JXFS: “I called PETA and blamed it on the bedrock.”

PETA sees the scratches on the Bedrock and assumes the cats did it for a reason, and create a social media post trying to ruin the Bedrock’s image
-3



thatmudkipguy: “I call on the dogs using the cats as bait to attack the bedrock”

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
-4



JXFS: “I call on charizard to char the bedrock (without the pets of course)”

Bedrock appreciates the tanning session!
-2



thatmudkipguy: “I return the pets to their worlds then calling on the seas to destroy the bedrock”

Bedrock does not leik mudkips 😠
-5



JXFS: “I used Shadow Milk Cookie to destroy the Bedrock.”

Bedrock has no idea who that is.
Or does he?
He doesn’t know anymore. Some sort of brain manipulation going on here.
-4



thatmudkipguy: “I make bedrocks wife cheat on them with mind control”

Bedrock is confused as to when his family has been presented as a reality
-3



JXFS: “(she already disappeared...)

I used Yveltal to destroy the bedrock”

Oblivion wing fails to obliterate, but does significant damage
-5



thatmudkipguy: “I ask giratina nicely to destroy the bedrock, giratina says no flies away…(rest redacted. Try not to control the Bedrock’s actions. Only the talliest can do so)

So nothing just happens to the Bedrock? That was a waste of Giratina’s time.
-0



JXFS: “I threw a pea on his mouth wherever it is”

Bedrock is literally rock.
It has no mouth.
-0



thatmudkipguy: “he spits out the pea and hits me in the head so I start cursing him out”

The pea that no longer exists does no damage, but Bedrock is offended by your profanity
-2



NXFS: “I choke him with another pea (this time in his nostrils)”

Bedrock is upset you’re assuming it’s body parts.
-3



thatmudkipguy: “I jump up his nose stabbing him with a small dagger”

At this point, Bedrock gets a nose surgically added so that your attacks can mean something.
-3



JXFS: “I use my handy dandy auto clicker.”

Bedrock reports your PokeHeroes account!
-4



Drakonia: “I'm gonna tell the Bedrock it's adopted.”

Those are fighting words!
-3



thatmudkipguy: “I'm going to give it the adoption papers”

Bedrock is ready tumble on all of you guys
-3



Maybe_Rivulet: “I summon Yarhon the Jungle drag- Terrarias Calamity Mod
He also brings Roar of The Jungle Dragon yes his second phase theme with him with him.
*Yarhon attacks Bedrock with one of his tohou like attacks!”

The dragon does massive damage!
-5



JXFS: “I'm gonna threw adoption papers to prove Drakonia's claim!

(Side note, I didn't see thatmudkipguy already did it. Oh well, can't change it.)”

-0


Total damage done: 62
Bedrock’s current HP: 526

Current Game Status: PAUSED ‼️⚠️‼️


The onslaught of attacks leave the Bedrock weakened and once again -STAGGERED-

The next attacks will be counted as x2 damage.



📄PAGE 7📄


OrangePopplio: “I throw the sentence "I throw a sentence 'I throw a sentence that repeats itself.' to the bedrock." to the bedrock in a solid, 3D block form.”

Now that’s what I call a run on sentence
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JXFS: “I threw the fact that the bedrock broke a rule!”

Bedrock needs to speak to his lawyer!
-4



Drakonia: “I throw the bedrock into the Void Fluid deepfryer”

Bedrock starts to sizzle
-6



JXFS: “I use my loud classmate!”

And do what? ._.
-2



Drakonia: “I use the Gourmand slam!”

The slam leaves the Bedrock unable to move! Joke is, the Bedrock hardly ever moves in the first place.
-6



JXFS: “I put him to sleep with a lullaby.”

Zzzzzzz 😴
Bedrock gets some shut eye, but misses an important appointment!
-6



KARUbin: “I spit on it”

HAWK TUA!!!
-6


JXFS: “I threw a building!”

Calm down Bruce Banner!
-8



KARUbin: “I LOCK THE BEDROCK IN A BASEMENT >:D”

What in the 8 Passengers is going on here!
-8



JXFS: “I put lava in the basement!”

The floor is lava!
-8



Drakonia: “I'm gonna drink Moon's water supply.”

Does the moon even have water?
-0



JXFS: “I threw soggy french fries!”

They’re the worse! (Unless smothered in cheese)
-6



OrangePopplio: “I throw burnt chips”

How does one burn chips?
-2



KARUbin: “I eat the burnt chip and spat it back towards the bedrock!!!!”

HAWK TUA x2!
-8



JXFS: “I threw a statue! of Liberty!”

First a building, now the statue of liberty. What’s next, a new yorker or a timberland boot?
-8



Drakonia: “I threw the Eye of Onyx!”

Bedrock’s outer layer starts to crackle
-6



JXFS: “I threw the OTHER eye of Onyx!

(edit: wait I thought you meant the pokemon 😅)”

(I also thought he meant the Pokemon but apparently not. It’s from Wings of Fire. Idk, I’m learning with you all and from you all)

Probably the fastest an Onyx will ever move.
-4



Drakonia: “I threw a suspiciously Apostate Superstucture Abomination-shaped Slugcat”

(I honestly couldn’t find what that is lol)

The slugcat suspiciously squishes the Bedrock
-6


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Total Damage Done: 102
Bedrock’s current HP: 424

-STAGGER- will remain til the end of page 8‼️

Current Game Status: RESUMED ✅

The group of attackers come out from after a few days of rest, gathering their weapons once more. They begin to notice the cracking of the exterior of the Bedrock.
It is starting to break apart little by little.
A light can be seen shining very faintly through one tiny crack.

Who knows what lies inside it’s core?

Good luck fellow warriors. Your goal is nearly achieved!

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️


📄PAGE 8📄 (so far)

Bedrock remains -STAGGERED-


Drakonia: “I threw a Terror Long Legs!”

Bedrock begins feeling claustrophobic around it
-6



JXFS: “I made sure that he wins rock paper scissors with a mirror!”

But, if Bedrock chooses rock…and it’s reflection chooses rock…they’ll just always tie…this is madness!
-10



Drakonia: “I’m gonna burn the pancakes and shatter the Bedrock’s hopes and dreams.”

Not the pancakes!
-8



JXFS: “I'm going to shatter a mirror by bashing it to the bedrock.”

Well at least the rock paper scissors game is over!
-6



Drakonia: “I’m gonna use Attract!”

Bedrock asks: “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me”
-6



JXFS: “I'm going to throw multiple glasses!”


Are you trying to gather up bad luck!
-6



KARUbin: “I drop bedrock on a lego piece”

*Bedrock makes a Mario Thromp OOMPH sound*
-10



OrangePopplio: “I throw even more Lego pieces that come from a set that has more spikes than the entirety of Geometry Dash”

*lego breaking sound effect*
-8


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Total Damage Done: 60
Bedrock Current HP: 364

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📜NEW TALLYISTS INTRODUCTION📜

Welcome to the our games new tallyists:
•Drakonia
•thatmudkipguy
•JXFS

Your names will be added to the first post of the game!
Feel free to take liberty to tally whenever you want EXCEPT for the last remaining HP of the Bedrock. I’ll add a rule if I haven’t already for y’all on that first post so that everyone sees it and is aware.

If you tally and you notice another tallyists got it in before you, just respectfully let whoever posted first do the tally. 🤍

At this moment, there are no more openings to become a tallyists. 🙂

I throw an Appletun Pie to the bedrock, that contains another piece of bedrock.

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I'm going to throw a timberland boot!

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I throw a whole Iterator Superstructure at the bedrock.

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I use uranium.

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I use Saint Rain World to ascend the bedrock.

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There was a chip of bedrock that fell a few pages ago right?

I PUT THE CHIP IN MY MOUTH AND USE IT LIKE A BULLET SEED >:D

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