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In Zelda, it’s actually Master Kohga, but for copyright purposes, I’ve changed my name to MasterKoga. I realized link is never going to lose, he’s the good guy, right? Good guys always win. So, I’ve transferred myself to pokemon, and I shall rule this world!

(You don’t know me?? How dare you! )

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Okok, this ain’t my first day. I’ve just found out about forums that can share my glory! But anyways,

Day 1

Master Koga went into Game Centre to win some money (they call it gamble?) and somehow lost all his money. Master Koga is going to get revenge by burning the building down! Hahaha, Master Koga shall do it after he finds gunpowder here (sellers say there’s no such thing, how could they!)

Stay tuned for Episode 2: Master Koga takes revenge!

Day 2

Master Koga went to every shop in the town and finds out that there is indeed no gunpowder here at all! Master Koga is really really angry now, his Yiga followers are not here, otherwise he would ask them to do everything (although weapons are not allowed/doesn’t exist here) But anyways, Master Koga soon realizes that the only way to take revenge is to battle! But, he will need strong pokemon. Should he steal pokemon? Yes, there’s no police here, but still…. Alright alright, time to visit Professor’s Lab, perhaps there’s free pokemon there. Hahaha I, Master Koga shall rule this world, with the strongest pokemon!!

Day 3

Lab gave Master Koga a Bulbasaur, I hate that name, let’s call it Green Fighting Monster That Will Let Me Win Every Game to Get Revenge! Ok maybe that’s too long, so its nickname will be Bulbasaur! Master Koga goes to train it immediately, only to find out that you need 6 for a team! The quickest and cheapest way is to adopt from the lab, but those are weak and common, what he needs is a legendary! Yes, a legendary. But they are so rare and expensive!! Time to visit the ancient cave (I overheard someone saying there’s many legendaries in there!

Day 4

Master Koga searched the wiki without realizing for info about the ancient cave. This Wiki thing is so useful! It pops up when you ask a question! Ok so you need summon items to summon legends. GTS has plenty, but it’s expensive. Time to gamble more! But, Master Koga finds out that game chips are not pd. What in the linking world! Oh well, Master Koga needs advice for gaining pd, preferably from doing nothing! The first three to comment and give good methods will receive a gem and a random mystery item! I know it’s not much, but that’s all Master Koga has in his pocket to bribe you people/trainers who don’t reply or give shouts of praises at all to give a comment!

Help me/Master Koga please.