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~ Athena Luminia Lediana - A Collection ~
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Posted: Tue, 07/03/2023 09:45 (1 Year ago)
Welcome welcome! Whether you
stumbled here, or were lead by a mysterious stranger, wonder who
they could be, you must've heard of the Princess Athena Luminia
Lediana?
Take a look, have a read, I might
even let you borrow some of these stories.Oh? You're interested in something special? Well, I guess there is something...
Careful there! Don't drop it! That thing cost me a fortune and an awful lot of persuasive charm, you know!
Introducing...
~ Athena Luminia Lediana - A Collection ~
To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Tue, 07/03/2023 10:18 (1 Year ago)
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Pranking is... A thing?
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"Princess
Athena! Duke Benixale is arriving! Hurry up and come welcome
him!"
"I'm coming!" Athena sighed. Closing her eyes, she took a deep breath, checked herself in the mirror, and nodded at the maid standing ready at the door. She strode out confidently, and twirled down the steps of the grand staircase. Smile. Back straight. Eyes ahead. Chat. Act mature. Impress. Smile a bit more. Sit up straight! No scratching.
I hate that stupid Duke Beankale. He wouldn't even taste that good for breakfast. I wish I could mess up his life. Just in a minor way. Maybe with magic... With one of those disgusting salads... His namesake is just as slimy and rotten as he is...
"Sorry, I couldn't find the special sugar kept just for our guests. Here, have some cupcakes."
Apparently there's a word for it.
"I'm coming!" Athena sighed. Closing her eyes, she took a deep breath, checked herself in the mirror, and nodded at the maid standing ready at the door. She strode out confidently, and twirled down the steps of the grand staircase. Smile. Back straight. Eyes ahead. Chat. Act mature. Impress. Smile a bit more. Sit up straight! No scratching.
I hate that stupid Duke Beankale. He wouldn't even taste that good for breakfast. I wish I could mess up his life. Just in a minor way. Maybe with magic... With one of those disgusting salads... His namesake is just as slimy and rotten as he is...
"Sorry, I couldn't find the special sugar kept just for our guests. Here, have some cupcakes."
Apparently there's a word for it.
To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Thu, 09/03/2023 12:46 (1 Year ago)
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Ooh Look, A Hole In The Wall! Show
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"Athena!
Hurry up! What're you staring at the wall for?"
There's a hole. There's a hole. THERE'S A HOLE!!!
"Athena!"
Hole!
"Athena!!"
Hole!!
"ATHENA!!!"
HOLE!!!
"ATHENA!!!! COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE EXTREMELY LATE!!!!"
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
"Sorry, I'm coming."
There's a hole. There's a hole. THERE'S A HOLE!!!
"Athena!"
Hole!
"Athena!!"
Hole!!
"ATHENA!!!"
HOLE!!!
"ATHENA!!!! COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE EXTREMELY LATE!!!!"
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
"Sorry, I'm coming."
To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Fri, 10/03/2023 14:58 (1 Year ago)
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You Better Run Show
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Nonononoonoooo! Come on hole! I should've
read up more about fitting through holes in magical fences when
there are a sea of guards nearby seraching for you.
"Princess Athena! Princess Athena! Where are you?"
Come on!
"Shhh. I hear scuffling over there. Approach carefully and stealthily. Formation 28."
Just a little more... Don't snag the bag... Careful...
"Target in sight. Wearing dark clothes. Teenage sized. Making an escape through a hole in the fence. Don't break formation."
There! Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!!! Why doesn't the library have any actually useful books!?
"Target escaped. Pursue."
RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
"Princess Athena! Princess Athena! Where are you?"
Come on!
"Shhh. I hear scuffling over there. Approach carefully and stealthily. Formation 28."
Just a little more... Don't snag the bag... Careful...
"Target in sight. Wearing dark clothes. Teenage sized. Making an escape through a hole in the fence. Don't break formation."
There! Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!!! Why doesn't the library have any actually useful books!?
"Target escaped. Pursue."
RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Sat, 11/03/2023 07:59 (1 Year ago)
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This
was life as she'd never lived it before. Free to do as she pleased,
jump in puddles, climb trees, stroke stray cats. It didn't matter
if her clothes were scratchy. If her perfect blond hair was
splashed with mud. She didn't even care when she tripped and got
herself a nasty cut. This was life!
Athena was free. In the real world. Not the sunshine and sparkles she was expected to rule. And this world was millions, billions, gazillions times better than sunshine and sparkles. She'd escaped the guards, she'd got some delicious actual food, she'd had the time of her life. Heaven couldn't be better than this...
"'Ey! You dere! You, da on woo 'ook a bah in a 'wamp! Come 'ere!"
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"Sure were a annoyin on, wan't she?"
"Yeah, all kickin and bitin. We stronger."
"She look like the one, don't she? 'Ame height. 'Ame width. 'Ame weight. 'Ame build. 'Ame clothes, muddier."
"Yeah yeah, she do. We got a good haul t'day."
"You sure you report'd?"
"'Ourse! 'An't miss an oppor'unity like dis!"
"'Ow much gold you reckon we gettin?"
"Thousan at da least."
"Nah, more. Dey say da princess's missin."
...
"Think you 'an 'ake er talk?"
"Ha! I bet 'ifty gold I'll make 'er spill 'er secretz!"
"Ha! Good luck!"
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This was stupid, I'm in trouble, since when was running away from home underprepared a good idea? And what would my parents say if they find out their beloved princess turned rogue and was running around the village streets? Of her own accord, no less, and sneaking out of the palace. I'm dead if these two don't kill me. In fact, dying sounds like a good idea now...
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"I'm not talking! And fix your grammer, I can barely understand your questions!"
A shadow loomed over her. This was the end.
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"Take that! And that! And that too!"
"Hey there, never seen you around. You're really pretty, you know that, right?"
"Come on, before they recover the single brain cell they have."
Athena was free. In the real world. Not the sunshine and sparkles she was expected to rule. And this world was millions, billions, gazillions times better than sunshine and sparkles. She'd escaped the guards, she'd got some delicious actual food, she'd had the time of her life. Heaven couldn't be better than this...
"'Ey! You dere! You, da on woo 'ook a bah in a 'wamp! Come 'ere!"
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"Sure were a annoyin on, wan't she?"
"Yeah, all kickin and bitin. We stronger."
"She look like the one, don't she? 'Ame height. 'Ame width. 'Ame weight. 'Ame build. 'Ame clothes, muddier."
"Yeah yeah, she do. We got a good haul t'day."
"You sure you report'd?"
"'Ourse! 'An't miss an oppor'unity like dis!"
"'Ow much gold you reckon we gettin?"
"Thousan at da least."
"Nah, more. Dey say da princess's missin."
...
"Think you 'an 'ake er talk?"
"Ha! I bet 'ifty gold I'll make 'er spill 'er secretz!"
"Ha! Good luck!"
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This was stupid, I'm in trouble, since when was running away from home underprepared a good idea? And what would my parents say if they find out their beloved princess turned rogue and was running around the village streets? Of her own accord, no less, and sneaking out of the palace. I'm dead if these two don't kill me. In fact, dying sounds like a good idea now...
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"I'm not talking! And fix your grammer, I can barely understand your questions!"
A shadow loomed over her. This was the end.
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"Take that! And that! And that too!"
"Hey there, never seen you around. You're really pretty, you know that, right?"
"Come on, before they recover the single brain cell they have."
To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Thu, 16/03/2023 12:27 (1 Year ago)
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"First
time around here is always rough. Don't worry, that's why I'm here!
Pietro The Hero, Defender of the Weak, Upholder of Light and
Justice! The Best of the Best!"
"You're looking awfully glum. Cheer up! From what they said, you were a tough one. If there's a time to use that toughness, now's your golden opportunity!"
"Thanks..."
"Really! Hey, how about I get you something to eat? Would you like ice cream, or chocolate, or maybe some grilled lamb?"
"No... I'm fine... Thanks..."
"Well, least I can do is find you somewhere to rest."
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"You're looking awfully glum. Cheer up! From what they said, you were a tough one. If there's a time to use that toughness, now's your golden opportunity!"
"Thanks..."
"Really! Hey, how about I get you something to eat? Would you like ice cream, or chocolate, or maybe some grilled lamb?"
"No... I'm fine... Thanks..."
"Well, least I can do is find you somewhere to rest."
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To annoy you.
Or is it the other way around?