BF grinned. “Oh don’t be like that buddy, I’m perfectly civil! for
my standards… But of course you wouldn’t appreciate me trying my
best! If i want to be, I can be civil when i choose to do so.”
"Really? Could I? I mean- yes, yes of course I'll follow you. You
know, for better protection." One gave BF a light shove, a clear
sign that he didn't want him around. Adjusting the wreath on his
head, he stood up straight. "Alright, let's go."
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BF rolled their eyes. “BAHHHHH fine, I’ll go find someone else to
bother. Sayonara gay bowser.” With that, BF fell through a portal
of his creation, popping out behind Roden, grabbing onto their
shoulders in an attempt to scare them. “BOO!”
“I’m sure he’s probably fine but if she isnt thenn.. well we can
save them” he rubbed his left wrist a little before shifting his
arm to a shiny pair of fabric shears
“I can do more than just sew” he smiles a little and laughs
"Oh, well isn't that interesting, and handy too." And then One
registered with BF said and sputtered, turning redder than his
clothes. "Gay Bowser!?! I am no gay bowser- I- Am I- IM NOT GAY-"
He huffed, folding his arms. He's so far into the closet, he's
fooling himself.
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“What can I say, I’m a sadistic serial killer whose charming
personality allows them to do anything they want without any
repercussions. But yes, Let’s go.”
One looked down to his feet before following after Benji. Being
abnormal, or being a fruitcake as Benji said, was wrong, it was
always wrong, right? That's why he was cast out in the first place,
right? Because he didn't like girls? His foot caught on a rock and
he stumbled "MEOw-" Immediately straightening. WHAT THE HECK
KIND OF NOISE WAS THAT
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Benji turned back and went over to one “oh are you ok? Did you trip
over something??” He smiled nervously “sorry was it my fruitcake
comment? If it makes you feel better I’m gay myself :3? Eheh..”
"Y- you are...?" You're abnormal too? "I- Oh," He nodded,
swiping hair out of his eyes. "Well, how coincidental. Um, now we
musn't keep your friend waiting, you know? They might uh die out
there."
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“Nothing looks good on me, they’re all too lowly for me.” They
winced, grabbing the side of their had. “OH god da-“before the
could continue, the air around BF changed, and Ken stood up,
straightening their jacket as if nothing happened. “Well then,
let’s continue.” Bf huffed in kens brain. “Whatever, the wifi here
is great at least. “I’m gonna make BF a streamer, and then I’m
gonna be known worldwide!” They said that in second person, due to
them speaking through ken. They sullenly turned to the giant TV
screen linked to the computer and flipped through the My name is
jeff memes they had saved in the files. “OH GOD DANGIT KEN, I TOLD
YOU TO KEEP YOUR THRICE DAMNED CUTE CAT PICTURES OUT OF MY MEME
FOLDER, THIS AIN’T FOR ME DAWG.” They promptly deleted it, much to
the dismay of ken.