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Thoughts of an idiot's pokemon

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Calcarius
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Posted: Sun, 05/12/2021 01:34 (3 Years ago)
*The first page looks scratched out, like a pokemon with sharp claws or talons had tried to turn the page, but failed. The second page only reads a small sentence. "I'm the only one who can write for them - Crimson" with a small doodle of a gardevoir next to the signature. Seems like this is a shared diary of all the pokemon this trainer has ever had... and dear sweet Arceus, by the number of pages you can see... that's a whole lot of pokemon.

The nicknames of the pokemon who have joined us recently make no sense to us at all. We're starting to think our trainer is just being weird at this point. I mean, who names a gyrados "Puppy"? - Gabriel the Swellow

Are falinks multiple dudes stacked together that just agree on marching like an overgrown slug??? or are they like a dodrio and actually have like the same brain or something- I hope not. The first option is funnier. -Pohan the Ampharos


Shiny pokemon suck - Milo the Leafeon

...Milo, you are a shiny. Quit being dramatic. - Gidget the Boltund

YOU CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A NORMAL ONE -Milo the Leafeon

I'm literally neon green. Shut your face. - Kiara the Espeon
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Calcarius
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Posted: Sun, 05/12/2021 05:50 (3 Years ago)
Please for the love of Arceus tell me that the rumor of birds not being able to see glass is true. and PLEASE tell me that reflect and light screen work the same way. -Lizzie the Audino
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Calcarius
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Posted: Sun, 05/12/2021 19:54 (3 Years ago)
Remembering Lavender Towne and then looking at all the other ghost type pokemon scattered throughout the world... it makes you wonder if they did something bad in their first life to have to stay here instead of moving on... or if the system is just that messed up and makes them remain here as some sort of cruel punishment regardless of how they were in their past life. I wonder if there are any ghost pokemon who just came to be without a past life.... that kind of thing really makes one think. -Leo the Luxray
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Calcarius
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Posted: Mon, 06/12/2021 18:42 (3 Years ago)
I don't think I've ever seen a smeargle without paint on its tail. Do all of them just want and desire to be painters or do they just kinda roll with it knowing all their family and ancestors painted with their tails? Are their tails shaped like paintprushes for a reason??? Are they just born to paint? Where do they even get paint from in the wild?? Just rob the nearest human town and call it grand theft paint or something idk - Vey the Noivern
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Calcarius
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Posted: Mon, 03/01/2022 00:13 (2 Years ago)
Watching pokemon from different areas makes me wonder if there are any survival competitions for unknown areas. Think about it, seriously!! We could have a group of Ice type pokemon try to survive in the hotlands like a desert or the volcanic region, a group of fire types in the forest, and maybe some electric types in the tundra or something!!! It just feels like it would be fun!!! - Maes the Pyroar
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Calcarius
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Posted: Tue, 19/04/2022 01:21 (2 Years ago)
It's not fair that Hisuian Sneasles get to evolve to be so frikken tall, but I have to be short with just some added flair that makes me look like I belong in a fashion store window. Not to mention, we dont get an upgrade to our claws but they do??? Kana is taller than our trainer will ever be as a Sneasler, and I feel like a sad little jellybean with claws compared to her. - Nyula the Sneasel
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