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(Hello everyone! This is my second most proper FNAF fanfic I have created that is probably gonna end up having more chapters and more thought than the other one. This originated from my uncensored version which I made in a google doc. This version is CENSORED. Meaning that all the Swears are gone. However, this fanfic may include words like frick, hell, ect. and things to do with crime. So if you are not into that, please step away from this fanfic. Anyways: let's get on with the first chapter.)

(BTW this is a joke fanfic.)

CHAPTER: 1

How to Get Away With Murder (Feat. William Afton)

William dragged a child into the back rooms and was about to stab them from behind until the Janitor went and unlocked the door. The Janitor stared at William and then at the child, confused, he asked William "So… What you gonna do with that child?" William froze and then put away the knife secretly.
"Look I was going to show this kid around you know…"

"He was gonna show me cake!" The child interrupted William. William was sweating, knowing that he might be caught for once in his life. The Janitor squinted at them and then shrugged.
"Oh, but the cake isn't over here, it's down that way." The Janitor pointed. William face palmed and then laughed.
"Must have forgotten where to go. WHOOPSIE. Thanks for telling me the way." The Janitor smiled and then walked William and the child to Party Room 1. A single cake was on the table, with no candles. The child looked at it and wanted to eat it straight away.

For William, this was a straight up disaster. His simple killings was ruined by a Janitor. A freaking poop cleaner. William had an idea however. He brought a stick of dynamite with him for work (Who knows when you might need it) he could use the dynamite as a replacement for a candle. Despite the possibility that half of the building would explode, it would be recognised as an accidental death, therefore getting away with murder.

Even though he could still be filed for manslaughter.

Anyways, William placed the stick of dynamite inside of the cake and lighted it. He stood back. "That's an awfully large candle." The Janitor said, William could sense worry in his tone of voice.
"Don't worry. Big candles like this exists because… well their fun."
The boomstick placed inside the cake was about to go off at any second. He counted down out loud for when the child will blow the candles out next to the Janitor. "3, 2, 1"

BOOM

Heck yes that was awesome William whispered to himself. The child layed unconscious, possibly dead next to the Janitor who was next to the cake as well. Cake was splattered everywhere and the table was left on fire and split into half. Henry would burst through the door.

"What did you do, William?" Henry said angrily

"Haha, stick goes boom." William said turning towards Henry. Henry smacked him across the face and pointed towards the tables and walls.

"You're gonna pay for this crap, William." William didn't care that he had to pay for damage done. He got away with murder. Or something. Maybe Henry didn't see the dead people.

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Title: Chapter 2:

How to Undo Murder (Feat. William Afton)

William was in Henry's office. Henry was staring at William and the scene was getting intense… or it would've been if William wasn't snacking on Gummy Bears from the prize corner. "You had one job William. ONE JOB, and you choosed to explode half of the building" Henry sighed. "I would fire you, but considering you're one of the only employees with common sense and possess the knowledge of how to create actually good robots, I guess I won't." William looked at Henry and then laughed.

"You had to admit, it was very funny. I can see you trying to hold back your laughter." Henry crossed his arms.

"No. I don't. We are gonna get questions coming from parents about the risks of eating here, and the police would arrive. AGAIN." William shrugged and put another gummy bear in his mouth and chewed on it. "We're gonna get sued Will. We're gonna lose even more money. All because of you." William laughed.

"You are overthinking Henry, take a goddamn rest for once. WE. WON'T. GET. SUED."

"WE. WILL. GET. SUED." Henry bashed his hands on his desk, spilling his coffee down the front of his shirt. "Great." Henry said before exiting to change his shirt.

As he left the room, William decided to go on his computer while it was still logged in. He looked at Henry's desktop wallpaper… which was a picture of two kittens snuggling together. He looked at Henry's computer files and all he could see was… Cat pictures. Tons of them. He must really like cats.

Suddenly, Henry smashed the door open

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY COMPUTER?!"

"C A T S"

William turned the monitor around and showed Henry that he replaced all of Henry's cat pictures with a bunch of C.A.T heavy construction work machinery.

"William, I swear to god I will run you over with a 415F2 Heavy Backhoe Loader from C.A.T if you do this again."

"BRUH, THIS WAS JUST A JOKE CALM DOWN"

Henry sighed, got William off the chair and sat down with a bunch of paperwork on the desk.

"We got a fricking Lawsuit Will. Thanks to your crap, we have to pay a freaking fine."

"Can't I just undo the murder?" William replied

"You can't fricking undo something that has already happened IDIOT."

"WELL, they don't have evidence that I or WE did it, all they know was that it's a goddamn explosion… right?"

"You do realise that there is camera footage of you putting dynamite in the cake."

"Crap." William exclaimed. "Wait, can't I just say it was someone else?"

"How is that gonna get rid of a LAWSUIT?" Henry threw the paperwork in the air. William clapped, Henry slapped William. "I'll pay for the lawsuit, you pay for the goddamn damage you caused to my building. Got that?" William put up his thumb.

Step 1. It's too late, the damage is done.

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