"And even if we were, what do you care?" Ike was actually thinking
about romance with Wolf, would it be weird that she was covered in
fur? But he dissmissed the thought after her little outburst. "Why
don't you just pack up your bow and start quiver-ing in fear of
me?" Ike thought that pun was pretty clever, and he was
dissapointed that his first impression with Icarus was no good. He
felt bad, "If you want to apologize, you could come to the pub with
us soon and have a drink, my treat." That wasn't exactly the best
way, but Ike felt that he had to stay true to his truce with
Icarus.
Icuras felt like slapping himself. Here was him being a jerk to the
two when they were trying to be nice. To be honest he didn't have
any friends really. "One, I'm not dating Aura! Besides I don't know
her that well! And um sure I guess, but I'll pay."
"Nah, I got plenty of gold from beating the living s*** out of
mario." Ike saw Mario flip him off as they passed him going to the
bar. Ike chuckled, "whoops." He never liked Mario anyway, he was so
full of himself.
"Yeah, but past saving his lazy girlfriend, there's nothing" again,
Ike should've looked around because the next thing he knew peach
was slapping him like mad. "Sorry, I should stop causing a scene
with you guys." All Ike could think about is if it would be weird
kissing someone that wasn't human, such as Aura, or Wolf. Sure,
there's the fur, but also, its just weird to be different races. He
shook his head, he needed to focus so he wouldn't run into
anything.
As they walked into the bar, Ike ordered beer around the table,
"make sure its in pints!" He added as the tender walked away.
Wolf sat at the bar seat, but it took a few tries to get up there.
"These are so tall!" she exclaimed, finally getting up. "Um, do you
want me to pay?" She asked, tapping her fingers on the bar.
”Hello There! I am Alter Ego, your
technological guide!"
"Aaaaahhhh." Ike said as he finished off his first beer, "Alright,
who's gonna help me when we're done here?" Ike joked as he ordered
another for himself. "Nothing tastes quite like it!" Ike, who loved
drinking, exclaimed. "And I'll pay for any drinks or pie you
order!" Ike said, looking at Icarus
Ike looked pretty woozy after he finished his third pint, "I'll
have a pie, same as my friend here!" Ike said, nearly slipping from
his stool. "So, why are we gathered here? And let's make the
meeting longer! Firstly, I need to tell you, that we are a team,
there is no 'jerk' in 'team' got it? Second, I should stop
drinking, at least for now."
Then lucas walked into the bar and ordered apple cider then saw Ike
and glared at him. So much for helping me, he though. Instead he
beat up mario. But he won against link so, no matter. What
intriguided him was that n00b icarus. He was either strong or
stupid, since he fought aura. So lucas sat down next to the two.
"C'mon, Mangle, drink some real alchohol! There's beer, vodka,
margaritas, er... did I say beer? Of course I did! Just keep your
wits about you, Wolfy! Stop drinking soda and have a real drink!
Alchohol is good for ya! Why else would they make it?" Ike felt he
was putting too much pressure, so he added, "(hic) you know, if you
want to..."
"Um, okay," Wolf said, and she finished her ginger ale. "I'll
have... vodka?" She wondered if this was a good idea. When she got
her drink she sipped it. It tasted AMAZING! She gulped it down. She
got to three cups when she felt light-headed. "One m-more, please."
She said, and she almost fell off the chair. "Oopsie." She giggled
and started on her fourth cup.
”Hello There! I am Alter Ego, your
technological guide!"
"Maybe you should stop, people are gonna try to take advantage of
you." Seeing that he wasn't stopping, Ike just looked around and
any time somebody came near her, he growled and they backed away.
"Seriously maybe you should stop after nine." she wasn't stopping,
probably ever. So he went along with it and out of the will to
protect her, pretended like they were on a date, and surprisingly
it worked. People stopped coming around because they saw that she
was taken.
"Woah, dude stop it. I'm f-fine. Totally *hic* fine." Wolf said,
and she blew a kiss at one of the bystanders. They literally fell
over onto a chair. "It's not like you're my boyfriend or nuthin'."
She threw him a evil smile. "Unless you wanna be..." She said,
really flirtatiously.
”Hello There! I am Alter Ego, your
technological guide!"
"For tonight? Yes. Later? Maybe. I just don't want you to regret
everything you did and never drink again because of it, so yes, for
know, I'll be your 'boyfriend'" Ike didn't care at the moment, he
just really wanted to protect her, so he just got close and
snuggled a little bit.
All of a sudden, Icarus yelled at the top of his lungs "BAR FIGHT!"
And dropped a pint of Ale of someones head. That's when all chaos
broke out, with lots of people punching and kicking eachother.
Being slightly drunk, he was dumping drinks on everyone and getting
in on the action.
"Okay, do what you want Mr. Protective." Wolf said, snuggling close
to him. "Just doing this so people don't take advantage of me." She
winked, then passed out from too much vodka.
”Hello There! I am Alter Ego, your
technological guide!"
Then lucas came in and pk froze everyone that was fighting. Then he
ordered a beer. Soon poo, paula, ness, and the kid with the glasses
came in and carried all of them away to palace.
Before the freezing incident... Ike layed Wolf on the floor under
the bar and began punching everyone left and right, because who
doesn't love a good bar fight? He hoped he wouldn't get kicked out,
but, so did everyone. He smashed a chair over Luigi's head,
knocking him out, and thought, 'i hope all three of us gret out of
here fine, and I hope Wolf doesn't remember me trying to "protect"
her' as Captain Falcon Falcon Punched him in the gut, he fell over,
still as a rock. 'Should've been focused on the fight' he thought
as he hit the floor