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Daddy, I sold your ____ to a ____ online!!

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Cypher2101
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Posted: Fri, 02/06/2017 16:38 (7 Years ago)
That tuxedo costed 5 $, and you got 10000000000000000000000$! Best deal!

Daddy, I sold your enemy to you online.
EpsilonCrow
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Posted: Fri, 02/06/2017 16:42 (7 Years ago)
I don't know how that works, but okay-

Daddy, I sold everything you own (house, tv, games consoles, games, food, car, everything!) to a homeless guy for a snail shell online!
Cypher2101
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Posted: Fri, 02/06/2017 16:45 (7 Years ago)
HomelessGuy3000 is my account.

Dad, I sold your bird to a cat online.
EpsilonCrow
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Posted: Fri, 02/06/2017 16:46 (7 Years ago)
I... Don't have a bird...
...Who's bird was that?

Daddy, I sold you to a slave trade in the 1800's online.
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Forum Posts: 36
Posted: Mon, 05/06/2017 22:57 (7 Years ago)
You wot m8.

Daddy I sold everyone here to an obsessed, creepy, lunatic sans fangirl online for a nuke to kill off the rest of pokeheroes.
えぐ
^The key to making google translate have a stroke.
PhoeniXXTalon
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Posted: Mon, 05/06/2017 23:00 (7 Years ago)
Wow, NAPSTABLOOK22 had a nuke?

Daddy, I sold your soul to a certain pink demon child because a weird pink blob told me to!
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Mon, 05/06/2017 23:07 (7 Years ago)
This again? Oh well. *Gets up then falls flat on face* *undertale game over music blasts*

Daddy, the pink demon child's blob doesn't want it, what it does want is your pokeheroes account to her and she changed the password. She gave me more cute light pink sm0l blobs. And this one looks like it's raising a pointy hand.
えぐ
^The key to making google translate have a stroke.
PhoeniXXTalon
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Posted: Mon, 05/06/2017 23:09 (7 Years ago)
Oh no.
GOOD THING I'M UNDYNE!
//chases pink demon child off even tho she ate a hate vial//

Daddy, I sold your future vision to a cinnamon roll sapphire that no one wants to spell the name of online!
Memeiko_Yumeno
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Posted: Mon, 05/06/2017 23:14 (7 Years ago)
I predict that I will post a response to strongfish91 on pokeheroes stating that I have sold her account to bete noire online for deadly pink blobs. What a mystery!

Daddy, I sold all of everyone's art to a master art thief online who can hack accounts to delete the art and cover signatures with ease.
えぐ
^The key to making google translate have a stroke.
Jaytrash
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Forum Posts: 36
Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 20:56 (7 Years ago)
*slaps* OUT OF THIS HOUSE

Daddy, I sold your XBOX one to Playstation online!
P a i n
You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer

P a i n
Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up

-Believer by Imagine Dragons

PhoeniXXTalon
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 20:57 (7 Years ago)
Good thing I still have MY COMPUTER >:3

Daddy, Muffet sold me all her sweets for your life savings!
Jaytrash
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 20:58 (7 Years ago)
*eats all the sweets*
*sells for money*

Daddy, I sold you to Muffet online!
P a i n
You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer

P a i n
Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up

-Believer by Imagine Dragons

PhoeniXXTalon
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Forum Posts: 465
Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:00 (7 Years ago)
//claps along with the spiders// kthxbai

Daddy, I sold your soul to your best nightmare so he could become a goat child!
Jaytrash
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:03 (7 Years ago)
*pets asriel in silence*

Daddy, I sold your DVD collection to me online!
P a i n
You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer

P a i n
Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up

-Believer by Imagine Dragons

EpsilonCrow
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Forum Posts: 204
Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:06 (7 Years ago)
I don't have DVDs.

Daddy, I sold your money to a bank online.
PhoeniXXTalon
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:07 (7 Years ago)
How does that even work?

Daddy, I sold your soul to Bete_Noire_666 so she wouldn't stab me with a giant pink toothpick!
EpsilonCrow
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:08 (7 Years ago)
What soul?

Daddy, I sold your rare pepes to a dank memist online.
Jaytrash
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:10 (7 Years ago)
i dont really care

Daddy, I sold you to you online!
P a i n
You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer

P a i n
Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up

-Believer by Imagine Dragons

ChocoDucky
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Forum Posts: 30
Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:11 (7 Years ago)
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


Daddy, I sold your pet rock to a person who hates rocks online!
Hi.
I Exist.
This Is my profile.
That's about it.
Jaytrash
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Posted: Thu, 08/06/2017 21:16 (7 Years ago)
i will find you

Daddy, I sold your soul to a bank online!
P a i n
You take me down, you build me up
Believer
Believer

P a i n
Let the bullets fly, oh let them rain,
you take me down, you build me up

-Believer by Imagine Dragons