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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers to life and death
Forum-Index → Roleplay → Pokémon RP → Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers to life and deathZoroark: Oooh... I get it... *giggles* Victor is your "Special one" *Pokes myra with the nose while giggling*
Smeargle: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE (Wait, you were asleep, so that would be a Sleepception D: ) YOU AREN'T SUPOSED TO LAUGH. DARKRAI, DO SOMETHING.
Darkrai: Let them.
Smeargle: Wait, what?
Darkrai: They're already chained in real life. Myra, Zoroark and Xernata are weakened in real life. They all have weak attacks against the chains. (Psychic, Fairy and Dark are weak against Steel. Grass will do nothing to the chains)
You better watch your fingers while you sleep. I can't guarantee they'll be there for much longer >:(
*turns to Smeargle* Darling, I've already been through a living nightmare. It's called being tortured by a psycho king

-village-
Zoroark: *pokes myra's nos... um... Face... with his nose* I'm poking you and you can't stop me!
Smeargle: Guys, you can still wake up.
-nowhere-
Dusk: They're hunting us! Keep looking for any suspicious thing.
Myra: *glaring angrily* I HATE you right now and if you're trying to irritate me, you're ding a wonderful job. Now if you please let me be, maybe you won't die tonight! Ugh, why is my life so complicated! This stupid chain hurts! I'm tied to a giant deer! I stuck next to an idiot! And I'm also being taunted by an idiot! This ugly shadow has me bonded up! I have an ever-bleeding scar! My best friend went insane! Ugh!!
Nowhere
Romi: ...... hunting?....... you don't think they'll exile us if they capture-
nevermind....

-village-
Smeargle: Well, Ignore that drama queen. Just start telling your secrets, plan how to escape or anything that heroes do when they're trapped. *starts talking with Darkrai about killing them*
???: *looking from inside a bush* (yeah, more bushes)
-nowhere-
Dusk: No, no, no, Romi. You are misunderstanding everything. Drake was the only one exiled, you were just in jail, now they want to hunt us.
Zoroark: Guys... or whatever... I just want to say... *sigh* I just do these bad things because I wanted to protect Xana (female Xatu) and Yami (male Yamask)...
Torch: *jumps out of the bush* Fear not! Torch is here to save the day!
Darkrai: This guy again? He's starting to annoy me.
Smeargle: I think we are all screwed
(Torch = fire FIGHTING type. Smeargle = NORMAL. Darkrai = DARK. Chains = steel type. Fighting > Steel, Normal and Dark)
Torch: No, I didn't figure out, Xernata. Mifie, those guys are very dangerous criminals, So stay back. *moves mifie aside* Well, Darkrai, bring it on!
Darkrai: Oh, yeah?!
Smeargle: Let me handle this, Darkrai. *Uses Sketch. Copies Flamethrower* Take this! *uses Flamethrower on Torch*
Torch: *Feels like in beach* Look, If you try to deal damage, don't use attacks you don't know how they work *Holds Smeargle's head and tosses him against Darkrai*
Darkrai: *blocks the tossed Smeargle by hitting it aside* HOW DARE YOU! *shoots a Shadow Ball against Torch*
Torch: Ha... *Cuts the shadow ball with Wide Slash (note: Wide slash is ???, not Normal type, so it isn't affected by types)* Let's dance! (Even if you don't have feet!) *starts dancing while fighting*
Darkrai: STOP BOTHERING ME! *uses Ominous Wind*
Torch: *dances to dodge the attack* Lalala~ *uses flamethrower*
Darkrai: Urgh! *gets hit by flamethrower* Oh no! You are so powerful!
Torch: *gets near Darkrai* I know~
Darkrai: Hehe... *whispering* but no so smart *uses Foul Play on Torch and hits him* NOW WHO WILL SAVE YOU *tosses Torch*
Torch: *lands in his feet* Nobody needs to save me. I'm smart enough to know that attack is weak against me... and I have Speed Boost. *gets Very Speedy* Check this! *Fastly gets behind Darkrai* Knock knock!
Darkrai: Who-?
Torch: It's me! *Uses Wide slash, tossing Darkrai to the sky*
Darkrai: *muted by the strong Wide Slash* ...
Torch: *fastly jumps at Darkrai* This is your end! *Finishes Darkrai by using Sky Uppercut and tossing him to Smeargle*
*Darkrai and Smeargle die... At least Smeargle did O_O*
Zoroark: *hiding behind Xernata* Um...
Torch: It's not a problem, Xernata, just- *looks at Zoroark* Zora...
Zora (formerly Zoroark): Why you have to say my name to everyone >_<
Torch: What do you want.
Zora: What? I'm not doing an-
Torch: *serious* WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT.
Zora: *nearly crying* N-n-nothing! I-i-it's just...
Torch: It's just WHAT.
I beg you, future King. Spare her.