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DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 20:42 (1 Year ago)
	8/10 very good [Read more]

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Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 20:17 (1 Year ago)

Title: Chapter 4 | The Funeral of Evolutions

January 3rd, 1956, my children's funeral is in Chicago, where I live now. They were intestine-grabbed, killing them immediately after they ate their final snacks. When they died, Bolan didn't know. I didn't know, but that Kingambit was being recorded. He said, "Executed the anti-Nazis. (overheard Umbreon:) You're such an idiot! those were the wrong Gyarados! Sorry boss, finding them now." Maybe if he was not in the same spot for 5 hours, he wouldn't have met such a damn stupid fate.

5:00 PM:

[utter silence]
[bells]
[sad music]
[caskets carried to cemetery]
[buried]

7:30 PM, Downtown Chicago.
Me: Bolan, want something to eat?
Bolan: Yeah!
Me: Ok, we'll go to McBeedrill's.
Bolan: I've always wanted food from here!
McBeedrill's!
Ensured to level you up!
15 minutes later...
Bolan has leveled up! Level 32.
Yo Sung-Jo has leveled up! Level 92.
Me: Wait! Bolan! You're going to level up!
Bolan: Oh my gosh yay!!!
Wait? Bolan is evolving!

Bolan has evolved into

!

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DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 18:49 (1 Year ago)
	Yunghyun [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 02:41 (1 Year ago)
	ACROPHOBIA i knew that for a while [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 02:38 (1 Year ago)
	an amusement park? county fair? [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 02:32 (1 Year ago)
	SIGN THE PETITION! this does not break any rules fyi. 7.1, You are not allowed to advertise other websites, unless you're linking to your profile directly or displaying user-created content. You are not allowed to advertise any website or product that is inappropriate for any group of users. [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 02:31 (1 Year ago)
	Yeah! [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 01:22 (1 Year ago)
	waitin. [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Tue, 14/03/2023 00:30 (1 Year ago)
	I got the plushie! [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Mon, 13/03/2023 23:25 (1 Year ago)
	What does it do? Why does it appear? I need answers, I'm confused by this. [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Mon, 13/03/2023 02:48 (1 Year ago)
	Yep! Sure is! [Read more]

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Posted: Mon, 13/03/2023 02:37 (1 Year ago)

The 592 Carvanha's chasing me had to face the mighty Atlantic, being halted before they even reached me. I quickly gave them a mighty, ferocious, growl. All of them but one swam away, they were giggling apparently! I swam towards him, and he told me his name.

Carvanha: Hi sir, my name is Bolan!
Yo Sung-Jo: Hello Bolan, would you like to be adopted by me?
Bolan: Yeah, my parents were swept away in a snowstorm in Argentina.
Yo Sung-Jo: Sorry to hear that, what level are you?
Bolan: 31, almost 32!
Yo Sung-Jo: I'm level 91.
Bolan: Woah!

So I have 3 children now. I return to Cincinnati to see...
they were killed.

Bolan and I found who killed my children and swiftly executed them. The killer happened to be a member of a rock band called the Darks, a very popular band. But they were saying some, very, very, VERY, odd things.

Umbreon: Yeah, women are such randos.
Sandile: Can't disag-
Sharpedo: Can y'all hear that?
Gyarados: Let me handle this.

He found us, but he said, "Holy shblamos!"
Yo Sung-Jo: Wait.. Koi? Is that you?
Koi: YO SUNG!
Yo Sung-Jo: KOI!

We hugged and chattered, he handed me his mega stone and I introduced myself and Bolan.
Me: This is my son, Bolan!
Bolan: Hi!
All Darks Members: Hey!
Koi: Didn't you have 2 other children?
Me: They were killed by one of your members.
Umbreon: Is that the missing Kingambit?
Me: Yeah, he was hating on us, every one of you too, so we killed him.
Umbreon: Wow.

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DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 22:58 (1 Year ago)
	please someone shop [Read more]

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Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 20:35 (1 Year ago)

Title: Chapter 3 | Football and Death

A few months later, I decide to go to New York to watch this thing called the NFL Championship Game, it was the Baltimore Mudsdales vs the New York Giganacls. The Mudsdales were short by a field goal, then they scored 2 touchdowns and 2 extra points, then later they won. It was fun. Then I had to go back to Surve, it was a dare from my Swellow friend I forgot to mention, he loves to drink Vodka, so he dared me to do this while he was drunk.

14 hours later.

Tribals: HA-HA-HA, HAHOOOA! HAHOOOA! HAHOOOA!
Yo Sung-Jo: BREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tribals: Giki bseamo leutre mutu pooso! (Defend from the evil beast!)
(Disclaimer: No, what you are about to read is not vore. {Vore is when someone gets swallowed whole and is used in some awkward ways sexually.})

I proceed to engulf them one by one, I feel their spears poking my stomach but the pain eases, I forgot to chew them up so I puked them out and they fled for their lives, I scream in a horrific voice, then I claim the area, then I leave and return home to sleep.

Somewhere in the Gulf of Guinea near Togo...
Yo Sung-Jo: hmmm, hm, hm, hmmm, lalal-
Sharpedo: SHAAAAAAA-
I dragged her underwater and viciously tear off her fin, then swim near the coast of Togo, and Grand Popo, Benin, I cut through it and suffocate her body in that water.

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Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 20:06 (1 Year ago)

I begin to hear the words; I feel an obstacle. I am not affected by it, the scenery of the Korean shore slaps me in the face, and the words are what you may be asking. I hear "SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS!" I heard a splatter, I look down to find an impaled

lying there on the floor of the warzone I was in, he was a Japanese spy, I was paralyzed in panic, I swept off the blood on my body, there were 28 dead Pokemon, I screamed, I was caught and threatened to be executed, they said to me "정말 죽고 싶니 이 멍청한 뚱땡이 #$%!@?" That translates to, "Do you want to die you stupid fat f#!$?"

Devastated, I rushed out of the nation, but I was speeding up, it was an instinct, A SCHOOL FORM WISHIWASHI WAS AFTER ME, I somehow managed to flee to India, but, this wasn't the India I knew, I was in a very tribal part of it. I was in a place called Surve. I was confused how I got here, then realizing I was probably never leaving, they thought I was a monster called Chulla. They were chasing me, then I gave them a roar, and they all fled and never came after me, then I escaped India, then swerved back up to Ireland, specifically Cork, Ireland, where I got into a plane, somehow went back to Cincinnati.

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DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 18:47 (1 Year ago)
	embrace the deceased they say, let's bring this back to life [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 18:46 (1 Year ago)
	ded [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 18:40 (1 Year ago)
	It's okay! waiting for requests [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 18:34 (1 Year ago)
	Entei (if you know you know💀) [Read more]

DonaldDuck OFFLINE Forum Posts: 89	Posted: Sun, 12/03/2023 16:28 (1 Year ago)
	Accepted and doing right now! glitchly [Read more]

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