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Posted: Mon, 07/09/2015 13:25 (9 Years ago) |
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Posted: Mon, 07/09/2015 00:46 (9 Years ago) |
Title: Chapter 2: DORITOUGH! Also, all singing will be in bold and ittallic.)) "The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist." The tiger on the show punched itself in the face. "Okay, the show is good but I still don't get that..." I exclaimed. "Aw, PUH-LEAZE! You don't need to understand it!" I glared at my sister. "'Puh-Leaze' yourself." "Tiger Fist!! ...will return after these messages." Some commerical started to play, so I just looked at the ceiling. Alli gasped and pointed at the screen. "Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about!" I sat back up. "Are you completely miserable?" ok, I HAD to respond. "No." some random guy on the commerical was crying. "YES!" "Then you need to meet, Dorito..." Pika looked at the screen in confusion. "Dorito?" I looked at her. "Ummm, ISN'T DORITO A TYPE OF FOOD?" I laughed. "Yeah, actually. it is." Alli added. "Still, what makes him so special anywho?" Pika asked. "He's a psychic.." when TV answers your question.... "Huh whaa?" I looked at my sister. really? SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS? ohmygod..... "So don't waste time with so-called 'people of mystery'" the screen showed a REALLY SLOWED DOWN clip of Laurie coming outside the Mystery Shack and in giant red text the words 'FRAUD' were over the video. I rolled my eyes. OF COURSE IT'S FAKE! and so is every 'mind-reading' thing ever! so what makes this 'Dorito' person so much better?! "Learn about tomorrow tonight at Dorito's Tent Of Telepathy!" then just- really fast talking I was unable to understand. "Wow! I'm getting all curiousy inside!" I smiled, of COURSE she was. "Don't." aaand, here comes Laurie. "Ever since that monster Dorito came 'round, I've just had trouble." "Well, is he really psychic?" Ok, with all the weird stuff in Gravity Falls I'd like to know as well. "Let's go see!" I exclaimed. "NO! You're FORBIDDEN from going there! No one who lives under this roof is allowed under that.....Dorito's roof!" "Do tents have roofs, and technically we don't live here." "Think we just found our loophole!!!" Pika exclaimed. Me, Pika and Alli walked into the Tent of Telepathy. "This like, some Mystery Shack rip-off........They even have an Alli!" I exclaimed, pointing at someone who looked a whole lot like Alli. "IT'S STARTING! IT'S STARTING!" "Let's see what this is all about..." curtains opened. "Hello america! my name is Dorito!" aaand, doves. why do people like this? "Am I supposed to believe THAT'S Laurie's "mortal enemy"?" I asked. "But he look like a little kid!" Pika exlcaimed. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, 'aw.'" And I bet he's jut gonna. yup. he did some cute thing. NOT MAGIC OR PSYCHIC. everyone but me, Pika and Alli said 'aw'. "It came true!!" Pika exclaimed. "What? I'm not impressed." I said. "Sure ya are." "Sure I'm not." We went back to watching. "Hit it, dad!" aand music. "Oh, I can see, what others can't see It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me! Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!" most people began clapping along, but me, Pika, and Alli didn't. but, along with everyone else, we stood up. ok, I didn't actually want to stand up. "What?! How.....?" I asked. something's going on here...... "Keep it goin'!" "FF2! this is amazing!" "No. it isn't." "You wish your son would call you more," Some person, had a bunch of cats with her. "I'm giving it all to my cats!" "I sense that you've been here before," And, he pointed at one of the police officers, who had a bunch of stuff relating to the place. "Oh, what gave it away?" "Ugh....this is pathetic...." I muttered. "I'll read your mind if I'm able Something tells me you're named Pika." Aaand, this, Dorito, was right there, and well, Pika's shirt had her NAME ON IT! REALLY? "How'd he do that?" aand, Dorito was gone, and now back on the stage. "So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!" Everyone, but me, was clapping and stuff. but THAT WAS NOT IMPRESSIVE. Dorito seemed tiered from that. "Thank you! You people are the real miracles!" I adjusted my hat. "Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Laurie! No wonder she's jealous!" I exclaimed as we left. "Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And he got all that stuff right and-" "You are WAY too easily impressed." "Oh please!" "Check it out! I successfully bezazzled my face! Blink!" She blinked, some of the gem things falling off her face. "Ow." "Is that permanent?" "you don't appreciate me in my times." "What...?" The doorbell rang. Who could that be?? "Someone answer the door!" "I'll get it!!" Pika exclaimed, running off towards the door. I heard Pika cough. "Pika!! You okay?!" "Yeah FF! I'm fine!" "Good!" after a few minutes Laurie asked who was there and Pika replied 'no one!' "Hey sis, What's goin' oooon?" Pika had like, really long, fingernails. "Um, where on earth have you been?! And what's going on with those fingernails, you look like a wolverine!!" "I know!!! Rwar!" "Again, where have you been." "I was hanging out with my new pal, Dorito. He is FEBULOS." "Proper English please!" "I don't trust people who's names are the same as a food brand." "Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me; you and Alli always do tom-boy-sih and Otaku things all the time!" "No we don't!" Alli ran over. "You ready to go do some Project Diva?" "Yeah!!" I exclaimed as we ran off to do the game. "It's not a date-date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings and so I figured I'd throw him a bone." I laughed as I kept hitting the buttons on my controller. "That's not this ye of things Pik, he's gonna fall in love with you." "Yeah right. I'm not that lovable." aaand, she killed me in the game. "Okay, we agree on something here." "Hey, hey! What the heck is Pika doing in the paper next to that crazy dodo Dorito?!" "Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about their big date tonight." "WHAT?! That little shyster is dating her!?" I just watched this conversation go from, kinda weird to full on insanity. "I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple." "Please, no shipping names..." I exclaimed. Laurie left. "I didn't know how bad this would end up as a result!! plus I told her not to." Laurie came back. "Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little dirtbag's house; this is gonna stop NOW!!!" Laurie slammed the door and left. "This is gonna have bad results, isn't it..." "Sooo, what happened?" "I dunno. I have a lobster for a pet now." "What...?" I shook my head. "At least this is over and you won't have to go out with him again. right?" I tapped my foot. "Riiiiight?" "AUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! I- He-!! e asked me out AGAIN and I don't know how to say no and-" "Just like this, 'No, I would not like to go out with you.'" "it's not easy you know!! He's like, a friend! and so I don't wanna hurt his feelings! I just wanna make it be friends again!" Pika was pacing and talking fastly. "THERE'S NO WAY OUT!!!" "Wh-What? Pika?! you alright?" I asked running over. "I dunno! I mean on th-the date I mean it was friend zone but then HE DRAGGED ME IN THE ROMANCE ZONE! I JUST-!" "Hey, Hey....Not like you'll have to marry him right? Right?" I asked, trying to make this conversation a bit more postive. She smiled. "Great news! you have to marry Dorito!" Pika's face went to that panicked expression. thank's Laurie you JUST got rid of the postivie!! "WHAT?!" "Yeah, it's all part of some deal, I also got this T-Shirt!" Pika screamed and ran out of room. "what? you don't like white." ok, is everyone dumb today?? Pika was hiding in her dress, rocking back and forth, hugging one of her stuffed animals. "Oh no.....Pika?" "Pika's not here, she's at the darkness farm...." "Ya gonna come out of the darkness farm?" She shook her head. "Alright! That's it! if you can't do this, I'll do it for you." "Really!" "Of course!" Pika squealed and hugged me, and when I say hugged I mean choke hugged. "Thank you so so so so much!!!" "Ok! but please- let go!" "Um.....Hi....." "Oh, FF2, You seem well. seem well." I rubbed the side of my head. "A-Arigato, oh, um, that means 'Thank you', um....well.....Look, we need to talk here. Pika, she um, Can't join you tonight she's kinda weirded out by you....she literally has been rocking back and forth, pacing and like, hiding....It-It's not something that means she's okay, but um, n-no offence or anything.." "So what you're sayin' is... you've...come between us...?" oh god. Dorito did that creepy eye twitch. GOD. "You're not gonna like, flip out or anything, are ya?' I asked, cautiosly taking a step back. "Of course I wont, things like this happen!" I smiled. "Okay, then. Cool. sorry, but um, hey thumbs up I guess...?" I asked, doing a thumbs up, geez I'm awful in these types of situations. I went to the exit, where Pika was waiting. "What happened?! did he try to read your mind did-" "Ha ha! of course not! it's not real!" "Give me your best shot!" we charged at Alli and fell moments later. "Woo~!" "Glad everything's normal again." phone rang, "Your turn." "Your tur- DARN IT!" I went inside and picked the phone up. "'Ello?" "Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper." "Oh hey, dude. sorry for the murder accussation last....week...." "Water under the bridge! Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unUSUAL about this here TOWN since you've arrived." "Oh finally! I thought nobody would ever ask! I have notes and theories! Uh huh, ok, 412 Gopher Road. Tonight? Got it." I opened a warehouse door and looked around. "Hello?" Hello. Hello. Hello. gh.....ECHOS. The door slammed shut behind me. "AH!!!" I screamed, looking behind me. the lights turned on and I looked behind me. "Hello friend...." "ohmygod......Dorito....." "FF2, How long have been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?" "What on earth do ya want?!" "Listen carefully, girl. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!" "I can comprehend a whole lot of stuff...and, if this is about Pika, I already told you-!" "LIES!!!! you turned her against me!" He grabbed the amulet thing and walked over. I began walking backwards. "You 'kay there, n-need to c-calm down....?" He...somehow...levitated me and tossed me over to a bunch of stuff. "Hi~!" "Readin' minds isn't all I can do." "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but-But you're a fake..." "Hm, is this fake then?" He levitated all the sharp things. I gulped. I screamed, running and dodging as many items as possible. "LAURIE WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE A MONSTER! AH!!!" I shrieked, dodging another objeict. "Pika will be mine!" I grabbed a baseball bat and stood up, running at Dorito. but, he levitated me and I let go of the bat by accident. "SHE.WILL.NOT.DATE.YOU!" "Liar. and, let's make sure you don't lie again..." oh boy. Lamb shears? ok, nevermind that's an issue, they are like giant siccors. The door opened and Pika stood there. "DORITO. WE TALK. NOW!" "Um, Pika! what on earth are you doing here?" "Sorry, Dorito, I'm NOT dating you. I had to tell you myself." "But..."And I was being squished. like, in the throat area, resulting in choking. "Uh! Pik, not the best time! gh-!" "Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?" "For real?" "NO!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yelled, grabbing the amulet. I fell on the ground. no more choking! "YOU WERE, I DUNNO, KILLING MY SISTER!!! WHAT THE HECK!!!!" "Hey! give that back!" Pika tossed the amulet to me. I caught it. "Can't relly do anything without this, can ya?" "GIVE IT BACK!" Dorito knocked, both of us out the window and we started falling. I looked at the ground. "Um, I think this is a bad time to fight, we're kinda falling to our possible deaths....." I said, pointing at the ground. suddenly the falling just- stopped. and Pika had the amulet! yay~! she floated all of us to the ground. "Listen here Dorito. I'm NEVER going to date you. EVER!" "Woooo~!" I cheered. Pika broke the amulet. "MY POWERS! Oh this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle... ol' me!" Aaand, he was gone. me and Pika were a big huge mess, and Laurie hung up some creepy painting. "What happened to you two?" "Gideon." "Gideon...." "Gideon! yeah, little freak, 'swore vengance on the whole family.' pff, how's he gonna do that?" I smiled. "Oh, yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of? ha ha ha!" "He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. NEGATIVE EIGHT! No one would guess a negative number." I laughed harder. we all just laughed and joked on it. Yeah. how COULD HE 'destroy' us now. Ha ha! ((So yeah! that was chapter two! this way to long. hhhhh- oksobyebecauseifIdon'tstopnowimintrouble)) [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 06/09/2015 22:43 (9 Years ago) |
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Posted: Sun, 06/09/2015 22:34 (9 Years ago) |
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((Lol, I've heard 'SHUT UP AND DANCE!' so many times on the radio but I'm always forgetting the words. x''''D)) [Read more] |
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Posted: Sun, 06/09/2015 15:44 (9 Years ago) |
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Posted: Sun, 06/09/2015 00:32 (9 Years ago) |
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Posted: Sat, 05/09/2015 18:00 (9 Years ago) |
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Malinda just played with Springy for a bit. [Read more] |
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Posted: Sat, 05/09/2015 03:33 (9 Years ago) |
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Posted: Sat, 05/09/2015 03:29 (9 Years ago) |
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Aria is like 'can we change the subjeict' and then rena.)) "Alright we can drop the subjeict..so, um....Oh!" She looked at Springy. "Are you guys like, people, in real life, and not some dream-thing?" [Read more] |
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Title: FF2's Guide To The Unexpected: Mailbox"Hello and welcome back to FF2's guide to the unexpected! Anomaly #54!" I Pointed at a weird, rusty, old-looking mailbox in the middle of the woods I was in. "That mailbox. no house, no address. Today, me and my team of paranormal experts," Alli walked over to the mailbox, I walked over to it was well. "HIIIIIIIII~!" "Will put a letter in and see what happens! Alli, I will not hand it over to you." Alli cleared her throat. "My letter contains a serious question. 'I AM A CAT.'" She put it in the mailbox. "Now. we hide and wait." I replied, as we hid behind a bush. the mailbox shook. "WHAT?!" the flag raised. We went back, "You open it." "No way am I touch a ghost mailbox!!!!" "Fiiiine." I replied, opening it and taking out a letter, it wasn't ours. I held it up to the camera and read aloud. "'Hello FF2 and Allicat.'" I pulled the letter away. "It knows who we are!!" "What if it's all knowing?!" "WE MUST TEST IT!" Static "What did I draw this morning?" Alli read as she wrote it down on paper. she put it in the mailbox. the flag raised. She pulled the letter out. "'A dead person.'" I looked at her in shock and confusion. "Hey! it got it right!" "A. WHAT?!!!!! and B. T.M.I." "WE ASK MORE QUESTIONS." Static I wrote and read aloud, 'When is the end of the world?' I put it in. Static I pulled the letter out and read it. "3012? Huh. We've got awhile." Static "'Who is my dream boy?'" Alli put it in. Static Alli held up a picture of BEN Drowned. "Cooool!" "...really?" "Yeah!!!" "Hm, when is the exact time and date of my death?" "Did aliens build the pyramids?" "What about the meaning of life?!" "Are VOCALOIDS real?" "Who wrote Journal #3!!!!!!" "Journal! Journal!!!" "We're gonna get the answer! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK~!" Pika walked over. "A MAILBOX! Perfecto! I wanted to mail mom this video of me sticking 1,000 gummy worms up my nose!" "What?" "No no no! Sis don't-!" She put the video in. The flag raised. I pulled a letter out and read it aloud. "'Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.'" The mailxbos started to glow. "Um, WHAT?!" We ran off screaming. the mailbox imploded and we looked burnt, the edge of my hat with a small flame at the end, Pika's hair with smoke immiding from it, e.t.c "Well, that concludes, FF2's guide to the unexplained, in which, we all have learned, when dealing with supernatural forces," I turned and glared at Pika. "DO NOT MAIL VIDEOS OF YOU SHOVING GUMMY WORMS UP YOUR NOSE!" She smiled. "I've got more!" She pulled out gummy worms. "Into my nose! INTO MY NOSE!" I ran to the camera. "NO NO NO NO! EPISODE OVER! EPISODE.IS.OVER.NOW." I covered the camera. Static JXPPL ZRPV!!!!!!!!! [Read more] |
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