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Posted: Wed, 26/08/2015 01:48 (9 Years ago)
(I just remembered this. Omg I have a bad memory.)



"But Slendy, if you died, I could hug your corpse all I want.~" Toby said.

"I hate my life." Slenderman groaned.

"Toby, you both scare me and concern me." E.J said, getting waffle mix ready.

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Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 03:15 (9 Years ago)
Omggggg thank you. :,3


And ibviously it's the rabbit.



He's 3fab5u.

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Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 02:00 (9 Years ago)
EYYYYY MATE YOU COPIED ME. Omggggg. :,D

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Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 00:05 (9 Years ago)

Title: Issue 16

Well. It's a little late, but it's here. Eat it and enjoy it, you forks, while I sit here typing this and feeling sick. Yeyeyeyayayayyayaa!~ And I just like back on the Christians Special issue and realized autocorrect changed "derp" to "deep" many times. :,D Ah, I hate my life.~ Eh, let's just hurry up and get this over with so I can look at more yaoi. Annoying fangirls unite.



SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES. And Victory became a bloody shoelace. The end.

Rabbit: ... That's it? THAT'S IT?! YOU MADE THE NICE, FAITHFUL VEIWERS WAIT 7 MONTHS, AND THIS IS ALL YOU GIVE THEM?!
Me: Bro, I don't feel so well and I'm tired, what would you expect?
Rabbit: ... I really hate you, you know that?
Me: Yes, I do.
Rabbit: HERE, LEMME FINISH THIS CRAPPY STORY.
Me: I thought you were going to say, "HERE, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE."
Rabbit: SHADDUP.


So then, Victory shoelaced around her flipping house. After shoelacing around her flipping house, she shoelaced around the flipping house some more. Then, she shoelaced her way outside and to the not-so-flipping hotdog stand. "GIMME A SAAALLAAADDDDD." Victory shouted to the not-so-flipping hotdog man. MWEHEHEHEHEEE. "Sorry, can't you read the not-so-flipping sign? It says we can't serve flipping bloody shoelaces. It states that we can only serve not-so-flipping ones. Go back to your flipping home." Defeated, Victory shoelaced back flipping home.

Me: Why do you keep saying "flipping"?
Rabbit: Because I'm cleaning up the language for the young audiences.
Me: Pffff you're no fun.
Rabbit: GO FLIPPING FLIP YOURSELF YOU FLIPPING FLIP FLIPPING FLIPFACE I NEVER FLIPPING ASKED YOU.
Me: Language.
Rabbit: Go die.
Me: I wish I could.
Rabbit: The why don't you?
Me: Because I'm too lazy to die.
Rabbit: Whatever...

After shoelacing back flipping home, Victory died. Le end.

Me: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T'VE TRUSTED YOU WITH THE DUTY OF BEING AN AUTHOR.
Rabbit: MWEHEHEHEHEHE.
Me: YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. FLIPPING. JOB.
Rabbit: LANGUAGE.
Me: I KILL YOU.
Rabbit: PFFFFF YEA RI-
Me: *Throws rabbit out the window*
Rabbit: AHH, MY SOLAR PLEXUS!!!!!



TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT FLIPPING ISSUE.

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Posted: Thu, 13/08/2015 18:41 (9 Years ago)

Title: A Little Message From the Author...

Hey, guys. It's me. Allicat. So, I'm sure as you know, I haven't posted a new issue of TDS in about seven months. Well, apparently, some of you actually ENJOY The Derp Stories. I don't know why, though, considering it's a piece of crap, but... I don't want to let people who enjoy this down. But life has been kinda busy for me. You see, for the first few months of not posting, it was because of school. Huge piles of homework, studying, tests, after school activities, y'know, stuff. Then, for the past three months or so, when Summer break started, it was because I literally FORGOT about The Derp Stories. Then, when I remembered again, I had SUMMER ACTIVITES TO DO. UGH. I hate my life. XD But anyways... Yeah, I haven't posted in a while, and I'm sorry. BUT... Here's the good news (for some people)!!!!!!!!!!

I SHALL USE A REVIVE ON THE DERP STORIES. YES, I AM PLANNING TO BRING IT BACK NEXT WEDNESDAY. Just like old times. :,D

This might be a struggle for me, though. Recently, whenever I try to write a story, I've just been struggling. And it will probably be even harder with TDS because I've changed over the past few months. A lot. Some say I've become serverly depressed. Some claim I may have manic depression. Some declare I have ADHD. Some say I'm extreamly paranoid. A few may say I've gained something along the lines of schizophrenia. A couple of people say I have minor OCD. And a few even say that I've gone insane. Well, all I can say is, I DON'T and I'M NOT. Or at least, that's what the doctors said. Then again, it's been years since I last went to the doctor. BUT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. It may seem like I have these things because of teenagerhood, personal issues, bullies, etc. But these things are making my life harder and affecting how I do things, including my ideas for writing. So, if TDS appears less entertaining than it used to be, this is most likely the reason. And if it IS less entertaining for you, I apologize.

WELL, THIS POST SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME A DIARY OR SOMETHING. But yes. I am planning to be posting new issues starting next Wednesday. And hopefully autocorrect will stop changing "derp" to "deep". Pfffttt, "The Deep Stories". What does that even mean? XD And... I may or may not be planning to add new characters. >;3

SO GET YO BUTTZ READY. BECAUSE IT SHALL COME BACK. AND IF I DON'T POST A NEW ISSUE, YOU HAVE THE RIGJT TO KILL ME WITH YOGURT.

Now, I'm off to link this in a feed and then watch Naruto. And maybe ship Naruto yaoi. Or Naruto yuri. Or Naruto boy X girl. Or Naruto human X animal. Or Naruto ships with more than two characters in it. Or Naruto ships where there's just one character. Or maybe no Naruto ships at all! WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

Then I'll move onto Tamagotchi ships!!!! :,D

This is Allicat/Alli-kun/Slave-chan/Maid-chan or whatever the flip you call me shoving you in a maid dress, wishing you a good day, and signing off. FLOOF.

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Posted: Fri, 07/08/2015 15:46 (9 Years ago)
"Augh... That kinda hurt, you know..." X sighed in annoyance and pain once they were in the room.

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Posted: Fri, 07/08/2015 15:42 (9 Years ago)
X quickly charged at Tori, trying to tackle her to the ground.

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Posted: Fri, 07/08/2015 15:36 (9 Years ago)
"AH!" X yelled, attempting to grab Tori and Casey's arms.

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Posted: Thu, 06/08/2015 16:28 (9 Years ago)
X was more alert now. "So, I take the closet?" He asked.

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Posted: Thu, 06/08/2015 02:24 (9 Years ago)
X sighed. "Is it still there?" He asked, sitting up and rubbing one of his eyes.

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Posted: Thu, 06/08/2015 02:18 (9 Years ago)
"UGH. You guys are overreacting! Shut up and go to sleep!" X said, getting impatient.

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Posted: Thu, 06/08/2015 02:14 (9 Years ago)
X slowly opened one of his blood red eyes to see what had awoken him. When he realized it was Lewis, he closed his eye again and turned over on his other side to face away from him. "It's probably just your stupid imagination... Now to back to sleep."

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Posted: Thu, 06/08/2015 01:49 (9 Years ago)
Username: Allicat
Character Name: X
Age: 9
Gender: Male
Appearance: A bit tall for his age. Messy black hair and red narrow eyes.
Personality: Extreamly stubborn and bossy. He acts like he doesn't care about anyone, but he actually cares deeply for the ones who are closest to him. He also has slightly numb emotions.
Least Favorite: Nightmare Chica.
Favorite: Nightmare Foxy.
Password: ChicaCake

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Posted: Thu, 23/07/2015 13:59 (10 Years ago)
Username: Allicat
Nickname: Alli, Alli-kun, or just stick with Allicat
How long you been insane?: Uhm... I dunno... Maybe I'm still sane...? I dounno anymore...
Did you ever draw insanity pictures?: Please, my whole sketchbook is full of them...
Do you ever torture something?: ... I torture myself sometimes... By which I mean all the time... And sometimes I kick and punch things...
Other: Insanity over Sanity

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Posted: Fri, 17/07/2015 17:50 (10 Years ago)
"Toby gave BEN a death hug," E.J told Jeff, starting to get the waffle ingredients ready again. "And now he's trying to kill me." Slenderman finished E.J's sentence. "I LOVE YOU, SLENDY." Toby squeaked. "Please kill me. Kill me now." Slenderman said to nobody in particular.

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Posted: Fri, 17/07/2015 17:35 (10 Years ago)
"NEVER! H-HE SHALL D-D-DIE KNOWING HE WAS LOVED." Toby screeched again (Where am I going with this? -_-).

Suddenly, E.J got an idea. "Toby, if you let go of BEN, I'll make you some more waffles and we could go and bug Masky if he's around." E.J said, hoping Toby would say yes.

Toby seemed to think about it. Then, he said, "Fine. B-but as l-l-l-l-long as I can hug Slendy, too."

"Uhhh, no way. Nope. Nuh-uh. Never." Slenderman said, getting up and starting to walk away. Then Toby gave a death glare and hugged BEN even tighter (he must have been working out. :,D). "Then I won't l-let go." Toby said. "Slender, please, before he kills BEN." E.J begged. Slenderman looked from BEN to Toby to E.J and then back to BEN. He sighed. "Fine." Toby squeaked in happiness, let go of BEN, and tackled Slenderman in a hug. "YEY." Toby squealed. "Oh dear couches please help me." Slenderman said.

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Posted: Mon, 13/07/2015 21:19 (10 Years ago)
Toby just hugged BEN tighter. "MINE!" He screamed.

"Just let go, dang it!" E.J said, still trying to tear Toby away.

"Toby. Just. Let. GO." Slenderman said, sounding annoyed and angry.

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Posted: Mon, 13/07/2015 00:58 (10 Years ago)
"Th-that's HIS p-p-p-p-pr-problem!" Toby said, still hugging BEN.

E.J continued to try to pry Toby away. "Sally! Slendy! Could you give me a hand here?" E.J puffed ("puffed." Lol why does that sound weird? XD).

Slenderman just wanted his headache gone, so he stepped in to help.

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Posted: Mon, 13/07/2015 00:54 (10 Years ago)
"S-SUFFOCATING IN L-L-LOVE!!!!!" Toby squeaked (NOT LIKE THAT.)

E.J tried to pry Toby away. "No. Bad, Toby. Bad."

Slenderman started getting another headache.

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Posted: Mon, 13/07/2015 00:50 (10 Years ago)
"HUGS!!!!!!!" Toby yelled, hugging BEN tighter.

E.J sighed and, if he had eyes, would've rolled them.

And Slenderman facepalmed.

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