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No spam. Puns must be included in sentences of at least 5 words to be considered non-spam.
No inappropriate puns (This includes puns about murder, or sexual context. Murder may be allowed in the context of the genocide route, but no blood/gore allowed.)
Be original. You may use puns off the internet, but do not use a pun another user has made.
No double posting, you will be warned. Edit your post if you have another thing to add before another user posts.
Spoiler puns are allowed if its something small like hinting at alphys and undyne's relationship, since thats something everyone probably knows. Big spoilers are not allowed.
Find your inner punlord.
Pet dog.
Most importantly, have fun!

Glaffyn
"Can you tell Papyrus to stop jumping out windows?

It's a PANE in the GLASS"

"It's only been the 3rd pun, and Asriel is already skele-done eue"

"Is Alphys, Undyne's Gill-friend aHUAuhuha"

"I heard people around the camp site were In-tents"

"If you shipped Muffet and Sans, It’d be Dunkin’ Donuts."

"*Frisk got a cat*

Frisk: hey sans! What kind of food should I buy for her?
Sans: Friskies eue"

"Steven Universe/Undertale

Pap: I don't cry anymore
Sans: You were just crying about Monster Kid this morning
Pap: He has no armssss"

PrussianDurg
"I like to call Sans and Papyrus on the teleBONE"

FluttershyFan2
"Last saturday I could've sworn we were gonna get SNOWDIN."

"Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Ha ha, Very punny. I'm the one with a degree."

"Alphys, guys!!! I'm a bit afraid you might end up killing Asriel with all these puns!!"

house4hippo
"I want to PUN-ish all of you."

emelicious
"Well I should be under A-rest because im tired also."

"My mom is asking me why I have so many books, I cant spare with atom"

"Man, the Screemurr family dose yell a lot.... "

"Fun fact I play the Chara-net"

Memeizard
"Better look up the whole skeletal system so I can make good skelepuns. If I come up with a really great one. I'll be sure to talus all about it!"

""I'd make attempts at better puns right now, but I have things to dew. Will you lettuce leave?" Asked the leaf."

"I've got to leave somewhere for a few days, so alpaca my bags."

"What's the most murderous Pokemon ever? A Chara-zard!"

Death-Pikachu
"Napstablook should take the elevators at Hotland more often to lift his spirits, but I guess what ghost up must come down.

Sans went to Grillby's and ordered spare ribs. Before eating, he said "Bone appetit" but then realized he didn't have the stomach for it. Later, Toriel asked him if he went to Grillby's again. Sans said no, but Toriel replied, "That was a lie, I can see right through you!"

I hope you found my puns very humerus "

Undyne
"oh, the pun war started? alright, lemme just hali-butt in here, if i may.

it's really nice herring so many puns from ayu guys. i parorebably can't think of as many as you guys can, but i'll still try, just for the fun of it. oh, wait, i've already made some? sorry, i didn't notice. i'll spare you from any mora."

Muffet
At the beginning of the game Flowey is so rude, always budding in.

"I'm hearing a lot of "mettaTON" and "skeleTON" puns, but that's undersansable."

Death
"heh, hey kid.
don't sleep too much like me, alright?
you might get...
deep rest

SANS WHY DOES MY STEAK HAVE EYELASHES?
well, i guess you could call it...a miss steak.

Endy
"Oh Boy! The Alphysal pun war has started without me! I just Mettaton of hype and now it's here! I bet some people need a tuToriel eh? Well I personally like using Undertale Characters! I hope the puns people make will have a backbone to it. Anyways guys, go on with the flow-ey and make lots of puns! Anyones I must say something to the future winners, ConGasterlations! I bet that that Asriel realize that you've won, you'd be pretty happy eh?
Tbh Meme, I've seen Charazard, but it's not Asgore-y as a Dialga, Master of tem, now is it?"

"Hey Star, that's a bit Frisky."

"Hey Guys have heard about Mettatons new lights? He made some. I think they're called Mettaton NEOn lights!"

"Temmie about it."

MettatonEX

"I hear that robot celebrity is very popular with the ladies
He's Mettaton of them"

StarStruckPlaysGames
"If you're bored, why not read a Napstabook"

"If you fight Sans in Tem Village, you're gonna have a bad TEM"

SandeviRae
"omg I'm Undy'n here because of all these puns
but really though, some of these are just sanstastic"