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Posted: Thu, 23/04/2020 17:09 (5 Years ago)
Banned because that's exactly what I mean. I make no sense.

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Posted: Thu, 23/04/2020 17:02 (5 Years ago)
The obvious Vader.

(Mine was Nemesis from Resident Evil III: Nemesis.)

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee..."

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Posted: Thu, 23/04/2020 16:45 (5 Years ago)
Banned for being poor.

Also, heads up warning since I read your earlier posts. Don't expect anything more than nonsensical insults and memes out of me.

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Posted: Thu, 23/04/2020 16:30 (5 Years ago)
Admiral Ackbar in Star Wars VI.

(And also in the seventh one, but that one's made by DISNEY.)

"S.T.A.R.S..... S.T.A.R.S.!"

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Posted: Thu, 23/04/2020 16:28 (5 Years ago)
The Shades that were still loyal to Destral were wondering:

"Shouldn't we bind this dimension's version of Niro too? The original one was a great help."

Their commander snapped:

"We aren't getting Niro! He failed us once, and there are no second chances! Besides, why would you need that brain-dead Niro when you have me?!"

One of the Shades chimed in:

"Because Niro wasn't brain-dead, unlike you. I mean, your only plan is to try to take them all down in one shot and if you fail you just run away! At least Niro was able to work new plans out when his old ones didn't work!"

The commander struck the Shade:

"How dare you speak to me like that?!"

The Shade struck back, then killed the commander:

"Because I am a Type Four Shade. Born when a Yveltal creates a cocoon, Type Fours are factually superior to you Type Threes! We will help Destral attain eternal glory and power!"

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Posted: Wed, 15/04/2020 15:21 (5 Years ago)
Banned because as a grammar... policeman, I do care about grammar. Also, I know that the proper term isn't policeman, but we don't use that word here.

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Posted: Wed, 15/04/2020 12:26 (5 Years ago)
Banned because that's past tense. It WAS banned. The correct form would be 'used to be', but that's too many letters.

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Posted: Wed, 15/04/2020 11:36 (5 Years ago)
Banned because I just love the diversity in Nemesis's speech in RE3.

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Posted: Fri, 03/04/2020 10:07 (5 Years ago)
Scriptus explained:

"Shades can time-travel. As for video games, that one's harder to explain. I know only because Temporus told me. What Temporus didn't tell me is who on Earth Dr. Jekyll is, what does he have to do with Mr. Hyde and why are they in a video game! We shouldn't worry about that dart, as Owin removed it before any cells were injected."

Maximus looked at what were seemingly his cells:

"We alssso ssshouldn't worry... Becaussse... Thossse weren't even actual Cellsss... The Ssshade wasss a dissstraction..."

Scriptus suddenly remembered:

"And speaking of time traveling, where is that journal?!"

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 15:15 (5 Years ago)
The Shade just faded away:

"Sorry, I can't stay for too long! I have to go to the future and force the Angry Video Game Nerd to play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!"

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 10:27 (5 Years ago)
Scriptus sat down on a bench:

"We just wait for Phantom now. He's coming this way with the rest of the cells."

One of Phantom's squires dropped by with another 14%:

"Mr. Mordant was unable to come himself, so he sent me with these cells. Unfortunately, part of them disappeared..."

Suddenly, a dart with Zygarde Cells struck Owin in the neck. A mocking Shade, the one that fired it said:

"It can't always be Isake who gets it, now can it? Now watch as Zygarde's bad HABITS will draw him to the cells inside Owin and make him tear Owin apart!"

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 10:13 (5 Years ago)
Hans managed to catch it and bring it over to Maximus. Maximus smiled:

"Finally! There isss a lesssson to be learned- never put more than 9% in the sssame bag. In fact, who jussst casssually grabsss cellsss of a Zygarde and ssstuffsss them in a bag?"

Maximus absorbed the 10%, reaching 85%.

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 10:09 (5 Years ago)
Franz pointed to the 10%, which was running from Hans.

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 10:01 (5 Years ago)
Franz came running back:

"We found another 10%... That's the good news, but the bad news is... It fused together... We've been chasing it all around the place..."

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 09:53 (5 Years ago)
Maximus sighed:

"You're right... My hissssing... My ssstartling ssslither... My narrow gaze into the abysssss... Even ssspelling HABIT in all capsss every time..."

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Posted: Thu, 02/04/2020 09:28 (5 Years ago)
Maximus looked straight ahead suddenly, his eyes narrowing onto something, only for him to snap out of it:

"Sssorry... Another of my half power form'sss bad HABITSSS..."

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Posted: Wed, 01/04/2020 12:18 (5 Years ago)
Maximus eyed Isake:

"That'sss where you're wrong... Nobody is ussselessss... Except for Magikarpsss... They exissst only to evolve into Gyaradosss..."

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Posted: Wed, 01/04/2020 12:17 (5 Years ago)
Banned because that ban expired when I changed the username from "ThisAccountIsBanned" to "ThisAccountWasBanned". In retrospective, I should have just named it "HABITMadeMeDoIt".

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Posted: Wed, 01/04/2020 09:45 (5 Years ago)
Banned because SEGA used to be awesome too, but then... 2006 happened.

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Posted: Wed, 01/04/2020 09:35 (5 Years ago)
Maximus looked into Nell's soul:

"You have more power than you think, young one... But mossst of it isss locked deep within your sssoul..."

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