| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|
 | Finhawk |
Event Distribution
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
Cuties attract other cuties, so of course your army would be
constantly growing, with you being at its center.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Either way, I shall strengthen your army of cute little monsters.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Have I somehow upset you? I can't shake the feeling that I have. It
feels like I deserve to be buried and smothered by your loyal guard
plushies.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
They will be your perfect guards. They'll avalanche on top of
anyone who will ever do anything to upset you.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
They will make sure that you are alright. They will take care of
you. They will protect you from harm.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Even if you happen to trip over one of them, you'll fall face-first
into a soft pile of more plushies.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Nothing can go wrong with having piles of plushies.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Like sleep. Except you can't overdose on plushies.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
'Cause plushies are good for you.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Let me just drown you in more plushies, yeah?
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
Aaand the big hundred! You made it! Woo! *Throws confetti*
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
One of these plooshes is not like the others.
http://i.imgur.com/XikjNXh.png
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I feel like I will fail my balancing duties tonight, as I really
don't think sending another ten of the smaller pantlizards is
doable.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Because the biggest cutie of them all deserves to get personalized
messages with each of his newest mohawk buddies.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Almost a hundred. Almost. Hang in there, brain, you only have to
come up with four more messages to go with the cuties.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Unlike me, who puts them in a grinder to deliver you some fresh
spam every now and then. I am so so horrid. :v
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
And even if cuddles don't work against their boredom, at least they
will know that you care about them so very much.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Because cuddles work well against boredom. It's scientifically
proven.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
These guys look so terribly bored. You need to cuddle them all. All
soon-to-be hundred of them.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Aaand more plooshes for Sir Finhawk, the Apple-loving Adventurer.
| 6 Years ago |
 | Luminary |
| 6 Years ago |
 | Finhawk |
Event Distribution
| 6 Years ago |
 | paivansade |
| 6 Years ago |
 | Finhawk |
Event Distribution
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
*Places the ploosh on top of your head* A cute hat for a cute cat.
:'3
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I might try that one day. Maybe. But today is not that day. Today,
I was trying to make my own paper. I failed miserably.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Like, you know. Some sort of a lizardhawkman abomination. Possibly
still adorable, but an abomination nonetheless.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
...I wonder if I would manage to sew an actual plushie of this guy.
I mean, I probably would, but the end result might end up being
disastrous.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Aaand I've run out of wit, so now you're stuck with mundane spam
again. That didn't take long. :'D
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
But I am still convinced that you are a Sorcerer, that Charm Person
spell is darn strong.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I wish my Charisma score was higher, to step up my pick up line
game. :v
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
What's your Armor Class, good sir? 'Cause I wanna hit that.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I only wish I could make this spam entertaining, somehow. Hmm.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I'll give someone else the chance to present you with the sneaky
lizard. Instead, you'll be subjected to another bout of Lizard von
Baggypants spam.
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
And of course, can't forget about this little fella. Your own
personal bodyguard. He'll knock out the teeth of your enemies!
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
I wonder why this bird looks so angry. ...Probably because it's on
its butt, unable to get back up. Can birds even sit down without
breaking their little stick-like leggies?
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
These little beasties haunted you for quite a while... And this one
is still not over how great you are. It will stay with you forever,
sitting in your collection.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
You need a mud steed (or emergency rations) of your own! Take this
one.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
I hope today treats you well, though, good sir.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
A true shower plush will commence at a later time. A nice, warm
shower of soft plush lizardhawkmen.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
But fret not! For it is only a temporary underwhelmingness!
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
Actually, the spam will be pretty underwhelming this time.
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
*Cracks his knuckles* Alright, let's do this!
| 6 Years ago |
 | warioware |
| 6 Years ago |
 | Luminary |
| 6 Years ago |
 | Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kuroo |
:3c
| 6 Years ago |
| Kainbunny |
One last piece of minced Scrafty crammed inside a tin can. Yummers.
Enjoy!
| 6 Years ago |
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