| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
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 | Lugia |
That's what you get for accidentally sending me a plush through
random mwahahaha
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 | Lugia |
So I had to fix that
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 | Lugia |
I saw you were missing plushes
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| 7 Years ago |
 | Kainbunny |
ovo
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 | imagine |
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 | kitkat |
im more fab than u
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
also u
| 7 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
u
| 7 Years ago |
 | Emie |
Meow
| 7 Years ago |
 | Nessy |
ATTACK OF THE SMOL DCASOM
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
(You win.) The United States installed a new government, inspired
by the United States government, with just the right ingredients
for a ♫♪ post-war economic miracle ♪♫ and Japan starts making TVs,
VCRs, automobiles, and camcorders as fast as they can. And also
better than everybody else. They get rich, and the economy goes
wild. But then the miracle wears off, but everything's still pretty
cool I guess. ♪♫ Bye. ♫♪
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
They actually drop two.
| 7 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
The United States is also working on a large, very huge bomb.
Bigger than any other bomb, ever. Just in case (Germany). But they
still haven't joined the war, war looks bad on TV, and the United
States is really starting to care about their image.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪ It's time for World War II ♪♫ Germany is invading the neighbors,
then they invade the neighbors' neighbors, then, the neighbor's
neighbors' neighbors, who happen to be Britain, said "Holy shiiit"
and the United States started helping Britain because they are ♫♪
good friends ♪♫ and started not helping Japan because ♫♪" Their
friends and our friends are not friends. Plus they're planning on
invaaading the entire ocean."♪♫
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
You've got mail. It's from Germany, the new leader of Germany, he
has a cool mustache and is trying to take over the world and needs
friends. This also got forwarded to Italy. They all decided to be
friends because they had so much in common.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
The Great Depression is bad, and Japan's economy is now crappy. But
the military is doing just fine, and it invades Manchuria. And the
League of Nations is like ♪"No don't do that if you're in the
League of Nations you're not supposed to try to take over the
world."♪ And Japan said, ♫♪ How bout I do, anyway? ♪♫ And Japan
invaded more and more and more of China, and was planning to invade
the entire East.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Now the war is over, and congratulations Japan, you technically
fought in the war which means you get to sit at the negotiating
table (Paris Peace Conference), with the big dudes, where they
decided who owns what. And yes, Japan gets to keep all that shit
they stole from Germany. And you also get to join the post-war mega
alliance ♫♪ the League of Nations ♪♫ whose mission statement is to
try not to take over the world.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪ Japan should take the islands. ♪♫ Which they wanted to do
anyway. So they sort of called Britain on the tele(gram) to sort of
let them know, and then they did it! And they also helped Britain
here and there with some errands and stuff. *bell rings*
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
And Britain is currently friends with Japan. So you know what that
means, duhhh.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
All that stuff belongs to Germany, which just had war declared on
by Britain, because Britain was friends with Belgium, who was being
trespassed by Germany in order to get to France to kick France's
ass because France was friends with Russia who was getting ready to
kick Austria's ass because Austria was getting ready to kick
Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of
Austria's ass. Err, actually, he shot him in the head.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪ It's time for World War I ♪♫ The world is about to have a war.
Because it's the 1900s, and weapons are getting crazy, and all
these empires are excited to try them out on each other. Meanwhile,
Japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants
m̵͡͝͝o͏̨̨̢͢o͏͏̵̧̕ơ̢̢͜͜o͠͏͢ó͘o̶̢̧ó̷͝͠o͝͡o̧͘r̨̢̕ȩ̸ and the next thing
on their list is this part of China (Qingdao) and lots of tiny
islands.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
And Russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shitton of
soldiers. Then, when the railroad was done, they downgraded to a
fuckton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Japan says, "Can
you maybe chill?" And Russia says, "How 'bout maybe you chill?"
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
And do you know what else is Western? That's right, it's conquering
stuff. So what can we conquer? Korea! They conquer Korea, taking it
from its previous owner, China, and then go a little bit further
(Liaodong Peninsula). And Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says,
"Stop no you can't do that we were gonna build a railroad through
here to try to get some warm water."
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
And do you know what else is Western? That's right, it's conquering
stuff. So what can we conquer? Korea! They conquer Korea, taking it
from its previous owner, China, and then go a little bit further
(Liaodong Peninsula). And Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says,
"Stop no you can't do that we were gonna build a railroad through
here to try to get some warm water."
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Chōshu and Satsuma hated this. "That sucks!" they said. "This
sucks!!!" And with almost very little outside help, (from Britain)
they overthrew the shogunate. And somehow made the emperor the
emperor again, and moved him to Edo, which they renamed eastern
capital (Tokyo). They made a new government, which was a lot more
Western. And they made a new constitution, which was.. pretty
Western. And a military that was... pretty Western (large).
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
"O͜pe͡ņ,̨ t͡he͏ ͘c̷o̷ưntry. ͠S̛t͜o̡p̛,̵ ҉ha͠v̀in͜g̷ i͝t̀ ͝be̴
́clo͞sed.̢" said the United States. *music ends* There was really
nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets United
States, Britain, and Russia visit Japan anytime they want
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually
slow do- *impending doom music* Knock knock. It's the United
States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Now that the entire country was not at war with itself, the
population increased a lot. Business increased, schools were built,
roads were built, everyone learned to read, books were published.
There was poetry (haiku), plays (kabuki), sexytimes, puppet shows
(bunraku), and Dutch studies. People started to study European
science from books they bought from the Dutch. We're talking
geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even
electricity.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
No one can leave, and no one can come in. Except for the Dutch, if
they wanna buy and sell shit, but they have to do it right here
(Dejima).
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
A lot of people support him, but a lot of people (Ishida Mitsunari)
support not supporting him. They have a fight, and he wins. And
starts a new government, right here. ♫♪ Edo ♫♪ And he still lets
the emperor dress like an emperor, and have very nice things. But
don't get confused, this (Tokugawa family) is the new government.
And they are very strict, so strict they close the country.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
But before he died, he told these five guys to take care of his
five year old son until he's old enough to be the next ruler of
Japan. And the five guys said yeah right, it's not gonna be this
kid, it's gonna be one of us. 'Cause we're grownups. And it's
probably gonna be this guy (Tokugawa Ieyasu) who happens to be way
more rich and powerful than the others.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
He's about halfway through conquering Japan when someone who works
for him kills him, then someone else who works for him (Toyotomi
Hideyoshi) kills them, and that guy finishes conquering Japan. And
then he confiscated everybody's swords. And he made some rules.
"Ąnd͟ n͟ow I'̛m̶ goińg̡ to ͘inva͞d̨e ͝Kor͟e͡a,̵ an͝d͢ ̶the̴n
h͜op̷ef̕ull͏y ̵Chin͢a̛," he said, and failed, and also died.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
This clan (Imagawa) is ready to make a run for it, but first they
have to trample this smaller clan (Oda) which is in the way.
Surprise, smaller clan wins! And the leader of that clan (Oda
Nobunaga) steals the idea of invading the capital, and invades the
capital. And it goes very well.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to take over, they
just wanna sell some shit. Like clocks, and guns, and ♫♪ Jesus ♪♫.
So that's cool. But everyone's still fighting each other for
control. Now with guns! And wouldn't it be nice to control the
capital, which right now is puppets, with no one controlling them?
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
And everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and
burned down. The shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere
doing poetry. And the whole country broke into pieces. Everyone is
fighting with each other for local power, and it's anybody's game.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
It's time for who's going to be the next shogun. Usually it's the
shogun's kid, but the shogun doesn't have a kid. So he tries to get
his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. He says
okay. But then the shogun has a kid. So now who's it gonna be? Vote
now on your phones.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪ Now there's more art. ♪♫ Like painting with less colors,
collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening,
architecture, flowers.
| 7 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate
overthrows him back and moves to Kyoto, and makes a new shogunate.
And the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that's
fine.
| 7 Years ago |
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