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Extremely Wrong Answers To Pokemon Questions!

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Posted: Tue, 07/11/2017 04:25 (6 Years ago)
Obviously a rock-type. Rocks are harder than metal after all!


What is a Marshadow?
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Posted: Tue, 07/11/2017 15:16 (6 Years ago)
A shadow of mars obviously, thats why he looks so red.

Why can't castform help the kids in Africa?

People often think the PH sprites are bland. Do they shade? Well, yes they do. You'll be surprised how much care is taken for these sprites.




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Posted: Wed, 08/11/2017 21:13 (6 Years ago)
Because Africa doesn't exist

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Posted: Wed, 08/11/2017 22:23 (6 Years ago)
Only if Bruno Mars is

Hecc is a metapod
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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:30 (6 Years ago)
Its Meta knight's pea-pod like sword, hence the name Metapod. The idea of where the sword came from originated in Southeast Asia. It was useful in battles, such as cutting beedrill's abdomen into pieces. It was forgotten so the creator wanted to remember this magnificent relic.

Why are there so much mice pokemon?

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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:34 (6 Years ago)
Because if there weren't, then alolan persian wouldn't be fat.

Why is pikachu the most popular pokémon?

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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:38 (6 Years ago)
Because gamefreak is racist toward clefairies.

Why does every region have a dog pokemon?

People often think the PH sprites are bland. Do they shade? Well, yes they do. You'll be surprised how much care is taken for these sprites.




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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:41 (6 Years ago)
So that way the cat base Pokemon won't take over the world.


Why are all the professors named after a tree?
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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:45 (6 Years ago)
Because it gives them a reason to be old, wise people. They really hate young people, its really annoying.

Why do the alolan people use their hands to communicate?

People often think the PH sprites are bland. Do they shade? Well, yes they do. You'll be surprised how much care is taken for these sprites.




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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 01:47 (6 Years ago)
Because they're all deaf

Why is a pokémon mystery dungeon game for generation 7 not out yet?

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Posted: Thu, 09/11/2017 23:10 (6 Years ago)
because a shiny magikarp is keeping the pokemon hidden in purgatory.

Where do drifloons go?

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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 00:05 (6 Years ago)
On the ground DUHHHHH


What Pokemon is best against Water types?



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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 00:22 (6 Years ago)
Ground Types, because they absorb the water. Duh


Dragon Types are super effective what again?
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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 00:35 (6 Years ago)
ALL. DRAGONS ARE THE S U P R E M E RULERS!

Why is arceus worshipped?
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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 06:04 (6 Years ago)
Because he is a llama, and is the father of Pikablu.

Why is Popplio such a good boy?
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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 06:45 (6 Years ago)
Because he digivolves into our true lord and savior, Mega Swampert EX.

Is Whitney's Miltank actually Whitney?
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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 13:04 (6 Years ago)
No and yes because wynaut

Why is Arceus revealed in Gen 4 and nor Gen 1?




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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 22:07 (6 Years ago)
Because there was another pokemon god before him! Duh, Magikarp!

Why does litten turn in to a...umm...man cat?
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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 22:08 (6 Years ago)
Because then it wouldn't be a fire type starter!

Why are some shinies so ugly?

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Posted: Fri, 10/11/2017 22:22 (6 Years ago)
Because they hatch with a special hormone called 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' and that makes them so ugly that everyone dies.

Why don't they make albino pokemon?
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