On this day August 20th, 2023 Johnny Silverhand died trying to bring down Arasaka.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross if I got to it.

I dreamed I woke up from my nap four different times.
What is reality at this point? Am I in it? Is this another dream?

Stop whining about your problems. Just bottle them all up and disguise it as dark humor like the rest of us adults.

If the word gay means happy then I am extremely straight.

"You are hilarious."
"Thanks. It's the trauma."

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The horrors are never ending. Yet I still stay goofy.

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They're not symptoms of depression. They're blue's clues.

I'm not always depressed. Sometimes I am asleep.

Sure Bradley Cooper is great and all as Rocket Racoon but I wish Danny Devito voiced him.

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

Can we really blame Dionysus for being the God of Wine?
You're just chilling on Olympus and then you are told your father just got a mortal woman pregnant and Hera is now on a war path because Zeus just can't be a family man.
Athena and Poseidon are fighting and you know Aphrodite is cheating on her husband who is preparing a trap.
Your only relatively sane relative hardly leaves the underworld and so you just pop off the cork from your third bottle and pray they can sort their mess out soon.

Money can't buy happiness. That's because you rent it.

Hey boys and girls. Today we are going to learn a secret life hack.
If you demand money from your local bank with a baseball bat men in blue suits will show up and force you into a car.
They'll drive you straight to a hotel but get this...it's free! Yes free!
They'll give you new clothes and free food! Yes free food! Better than school lunches too.
You'll make so many cool friends too.
And get this. There are super secure bars so no one can enter your room to bother you.
You can get all of this for a few months or even years.
So what are you waiting for? Have fun!

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies. MARCH 3, 2553

So when did people start to consider scientists rational? Half the time Science is about doing irrational things to learn more.