hey lootcrate,

why the heckers is the crate i ordered not showing up in the shipping info,

i've waited like 2 months what are you doing please i just want my stuff

i only just joined this website and already disappeared for a moment b/c my laptops keyboard said 'screw u and ur existence, sucker' and just. died there

don't worry tho it's a zombie and its alive again. like me!

i suffer from critical sleepy boi disease

is it bad to admit the only reasons i got smash were 2 play as bowser and 2 play as incineroar

i did so much to get the fire cat
and yet i didn't get it no my little brother did

there are only 3 things 2 know about me:
- am dumb
- am lgbt
- really loves animals

im playing this clicky game on hard mode because my mouse just stops working at times and it's very annoying

though it is like 7 years old so i really cant complain

i like to think im funny but most of the time i'm just stupid and people find my stupidity funny b/c they can say 'at least im not this idiot'

me in rp group: just chillin
random guy: *godmoddy actions*
me: sir could you not do this

my eyesight is pretty awful, but i'm learning that my hindsight is 20/20 so at least i have that

i thinks i may have consumed too much sugar! which is not a good combo when you're already pretty hyper as a general rule

box: cook for 1:15
me, typing in '11:15': right
me, realizing my mistake: NOT RIGHT, NOT RIGHT!!

lootcrate: *sends me any email that isn't about shipping*
me: dont even think abt speaking to me until i get that crate i ordered 2 months ago now

the problem with the concept of time is that i follow the kind that makes it so i sleep at 9 am when i need to be up at 10 am to get to class, b/c i accidentally synced up to an Australian friends time zone and can't undo it b/c they're really cool

WAIT I COULD MOVE MY TOTODILE BOY INTO MY PARTY EVEN THOUGH HE'S ON A WALK??

my mind, it has been Blown

why does food have to take so much Effort. i don't have the attention span to wait for this microwave. i just want to consume but i can't eat it cold or i'll probably die

everything is SO BLUE.... it hurts

am i spamming something? i hope i'm not. i'm sorry if i am. i'll shut up now lol

oh hey! so that's how we change icons... i need to find a better one lol...

there's so many '????' things!! my curiosity... it is the Killing Me...

how do i hatch these eggos quick, i want my totodile boy in my party but the tutorial thing made me dump him in a box ): i miss him

oh hello what's this thingy