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Say a Joke

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Cypher2101
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Posted: Mon, 28/08/2017 16:44 (6 Years ago)
The rules: Basically you say a joke, then the next one rates it and says his own. No inappropriate jokes. I'll start.

Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat) does an Babality, but the kid annoys him. Kahn brings an TV to calm him down and the TV plays MLP. Shao Kahn's reaction:

"Friendship... FRIENDSHIP?!"
Fuggit
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Posted: Mon, 28/08/2017 17:36 (6 Years ago)
eh, not bad, would probably be more funny to someone who plays Mortal Kombat


my joke: There are 2 types of people in this world, Those who know Binary, Those who don't,

and those who would Understand a ternary joke!
ZipTheGlaceon
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Posted: Mon, 28/08/2017 19:11 (6 Years ago)
i don't get it.

pokemon joke:

red: hey blue, can i axew a question?
blue: sure, golbat ahead.
red: did you know the only change in shiny flaaffy is the tail?
blue: no, audi-no-ibat.
red and blue(together): hahaha! oh man, that's a good one
Me = dude who does stuff and things
Cypher2101
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Posted: Mon, 28/08/2017 19:27 (6 Years ago)
Got everything except for Audi-no-ibat.

Person 1:Shake my hand.
Person 2:Okay.
Person 1:What do you kill with?
Person 2:I don't kill.
Person 1:I use this hand. What do you do before killing?
Person 2:I STILL don't kill.
Person 1:I tell the victim to shake hands with me!
Littlegamer34
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Posted: Tue, 05/09/2017 00:48 (6 Years ago)
Its the only one on this thread that actually made me laugh.


I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty except for one dog. It was a shih zhu.

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Echo-the-Latias
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Posted: Tue, 05/09/2017 01:10 (6 Years ago)
Nice, although totally 12 year old humor.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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About halfway



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Littlegamer34
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Posted: Tue, 05/09/2017 01:23 (6 Years ago)
Nice, but meaningless to anyone who doesn't know about the Titanic.

He barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?”
“John,” the new seaman replied.
“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Chief’. Do I make myself clear?”
“Aye, Aye Chief!”
“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”
The seaman sighed. “Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief.”
“Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do …..”

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