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Eme's dream diary

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Emelicious
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Posted: Sun, 03/07/2016 19:35 (7 Years ago)
Yeah so you should get it by now, ima tell you guys one of my dreams (Homestuck... And sorry but no key quirks) Oh also there is some swearing but im crossing it out.



Eridan is in school and he and feferi were going on a trip, accidently Eridan gave everyone a slip (IDK) and so Eridan and Feferi had to wait. Soon they got on a plane and some magical black dust swirled around eridan the black dust said "This will help you young duelscar" and it flew away "Oh s***" Eridan said and Feferi freaked out (Eridan can't move his limbs (He can move his hands and neck though)). Feferi carried Eridan to Sollux and Sollux sighed "What the f***" He said "SOLLUX WHAT DO WE DO????" Yelled Feferi, Sollux grabbed Eridan and ran to his house with Nepeta (Or Aradia because it was red) (Don't ask)? Sollux dropped them both on a pile of clothing and sat down and being the perv my brain is Eridan asked if he could smell something, Eridan started to sniff Neps coat but she took it away. "You want something?" Sollux said and tossed his underwear on Eridans face (Don't ask!) Eridan made a disgusted face and flung the underwear away (With his face). After That Sollux heard someone on his bed, he left to go see. It was a old man "Hey old man, what did you do to Eridan?" Rudly he asked and the old man threw black dust at Sollux, Sollux turned over happy (Or did he?) "What can I do for you sir???" He asked and the old man said "Take this case to my car" He said and tossed the case to Sollux "YES SIR!!" He yelled and ran to the wrong car, Sollux turned back to normal and tossed in there "Stupid old man" He said and closed the door. Sollux tried to get to the other side to drive the car away but Fef came and snached him with Eridan in her other hand "I KNOW A PLAN" She said and randomly flew to a plane with My friends fan troll (Seer o mind) Szarpa who was for some odd reason colbalt and Terezi who were badly hidden. Fef flew the plane threw a portal and they all turned to cats "We need to find Cronos" Fef said and they all jumped out of the plane besides Szarpa and Terezi. They all landed and Eridan and Sollux played in the snow (Cuz I guess only Eridan in his dimension can not move) Fef took a picture and then Sol and Eridan stopped. They started looking for Cronos and Eridan found him (Remember they are all cats) under a wooden door. Cronos was in there with a squirrel (And this is where I wish my brain was better) "Hey there hot stuff" Cronos said and Hopped out of the hole "Cronos please" Eridan growled "I need your help with something" (I forgot what happened so SKIP) Sollux went back to there dimension and Eridan, Fef, Szarpa, Terezi were back to trolls but in a different dimension. They were all looking for troll Cronos and eridan found him again "Hello beauty I'm Cronos" He said Eridan pulled up his hair and it had a scar (like not a duelscar scar like a rose compass scar) and Cronos walked off Eridan ran to Fef "We need to get back to our dimension" He said and fef gave him a portal gun (Looks like a spray gun) And they all followed Eridan to Mitunas home. They did some parkcore around the house until mituna stopped them "HEY, WHAT THE FRICKLE FRACK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" He yelled and Fef explained. They all went outside to a playground and Eridan used the Portal gun on the ground, it took him a few tries to make a portal and it worked. They all jumped in and cat Cronos was standing there with a cat army. That's when my mom woke me up at 1:43 in the afternoon. I'm super sad because of it.






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zuramaru
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Posted: Sun, 17/07/2016 08:33 (7 Years ago)
Today, Eme had a dream of a cinnamon roll trampaling a bunch of houses. It then came to life and became Eridan Ampora, but all glazed and cinnamon-y.

Eridan then was like "YO WWADDUP, YOURE A FAN OF ME?? THATS SUCH AN HONOR!!"

Eme then went and said "Yes yes, Eridan Ampora, I am a big fan of you!! So much as sometimes I consider myself as you!!" Then Eme thought something "Wait... You're not Eridan Ampora!! Your Ericin Amroll!!"

Ericin Amroll told Eme, shocked "HOW DID YOU KNOWW MY SECRETS??"

"How could I not?"

"true, true..."

"ERIICIIN WERE ARE YOU!!" said Soroll Cintor.

The Eme's Moirail, Folley, walked in "Oh, hey Eme what's up-- OH MY JEGUS IT'S SOLLUX CAPTOR!!" Folley runs and hugs Soroll Cintor!

"no, my name ii2 2oroll ciintor."

"Heh heh, that sounds like Sintor."

"2HUT UP!!"

Then (self inserting) Seer walks in "Why are you all screami- oh that's a perfectly good rea-." A wild Tersin falls from the ceiling and lands on Seer! "OH MY GOG IT'S TEREZI-- YOU ARE ME I AM YOU HI."

"MY N4M3S T3RS1N PYROLL THOUGH..."

"WHATEVER YOU'RE NAME IS YOU'RE ME AND I'M YOU!!"

"1 4M YOU S4Y >:?"

"YES!!"

"COOL!! TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 W3 COULD H4V3 4 LOT OF FUN!!"

"YEAH!! LETS ALL GO PLAY POKEMON GO TOGETHER!! TEAM MYSTIC!!"

They then all shout "TEAM MYSTIC!!" and go to play Pokemon GO.

THE END