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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 16:06 (2 Years ago)
Suddenly, a giant giga Eevee appeared, stumbling into the room. "Darkened Blaze!" the Eevee called out. "Oops, wrong-" the Eevee saw what was going on in the room. "Great chickens and coops!" he shouted. "What's going on here?" he spotted the two people hiding. "Ooh, who're you?" he asked everyone curiously.

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 16:02 (2 Years ago)
The spotted dog, weirded out, backed away. "I'm sorry I came in," she apologized to the doctor. Then she backed out of the room. "See you in Cyan!" she called to Milo. Then she bounded out the room.

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:59 (2 Years ago)
[is of okays]

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:59 (2 Years ago)
[also chill, what's with the capslock?]

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:58 (2 Years ago)
{Huh. Why'd FloralLeafeon get off so easy?}

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:55 (2 Years ago)
Ethanuserpolice blinked. Cosmog? What's a Cosmog? he was extremely confused. He was even more confused when the spotted dog began hissing with rage. The spotted dog had struck Ethanuserpolice as someone who'd hide under the table if there was a zombie apocalypse, only coming out when someone really needed help. The spotted dog struck out against the two new butterballs, ripping their heads off.

Cosmog blinked in surprise. He spotted the doctor under the hard oak desk. "Who be you? Are you another butterball? Do you come from Cyan?" He winked, grinning, showing lots of teeth no one knew that he had.

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:43 (2 Years ago)
It had turned to night, and Ethanuserpolice was getting worried. So he entered the tall apartment of the dark figure he had been told he saw earlier. He came in the scene just as something was being swung into a tree. He blinked in confusion. "What's going on? Also, who are you?" He asked everyone in the room.

That was when a spotted dog appeared into the room. "Milo!" it shouted. Ethanuserpolice screamed in terror, because he had a fear of dogs, and ran behind a counter that was conjured out of nowhere.

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:35 (2 Years ago)
Loren yelled, "EVERYONE ATTACK!"

"RETREAT!" roared Geyser.

"ATTACK!" Loren repeated.

"RETREAT!" snarled Geyser at his friends, who were fighting against the giant birds and spheres pouring from the light sky.

"What are you doing, Geyser, get back on your feet!" Loren pushed him. "Do you need to see a medic?"

"There's so many of them!" Geyser shoved Loren to the side.

"Oh, is this not your speed!" screeched Ethanuserpolice.

"Ethanuserpolice, sir, have someone else take the lead!" Loren told Ethanuserpolice. He scrambled to help a clown fish fight off a giant bird-like monster as Ethanuserpolice shouted something. A thousand soldiers died in this a hundred degree heat, thought Loren.

As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat! thought a Flamingo named Kiera, fighting off her own kind from murdering Loren's army.

"Geyser was left without a pot to piss in. He started saying this to anybody who would listen," Ethanuserpolice told his dolphin friends once the battle was over. He began to mock Geyser. "Loren cannot be left alone to his own devices, indecisive- from crisis to crisis. The best thing he can do to stop Armageddon is to go back planting seaweed on Mount Laurens."

"OOOOOH!" shouted Geyser's friends.

"Don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong," sighed Kiera to Ethaunserpolice.

"But-" began Ethanuserpolice, itching to punch Geyser in the face.

"We have a war to fight, let's move along!" Kiera snapped.

"Strong words from Geyser, someone ought to-" began Loren.

"I can't disobey orders," Ethanuserpolice stared at Kiera, who was sitting on a rock, glaring at Ethanuserpolice. She turned her gaze back to Geyser.

"Then I'll do it," Loren replied calmly. Ethanuserpolice stared at Loren in shock. You will? Loren went on. "Ethanuserpolice... you're the best soldier we've got."

Ethanuserpolice was shaking. What would happen if their general died? "Loren, do not throw away your shot."

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:24 (2 Years ago)
The turtle stared down at the world of mass destruction. There's only one way they could win this. To stay alive until this horror show is past.

They are going to fly a lot of flags half-mast, raise a glass-

Geyser goes back to New York in his apprenticeship, Ethanuserpolice asks for oceanic aid, praying they sent a ship. The Giant Turtle stays at work with his friend, they write propoganda against the giant birds. And every day is a test of their comradery and bravery!

They cut supply lines, they steal their plans- they pick and choose places and things to take a stand!

And everyday, "Sir, you can trust me with a command," said Ethanuserpolice. The Giant Turtle, known as Loren, blinked and shook his head.

"I'm sorry, it's too dangerous," Loren replied. "You're a great strategist, though. You can work with me in the planning tent."


"Instead of me," groans Ethanuserpolice, "he promotes someone else, and makes him second in command."

Geyser roared, "I'm A GENERAL! WHEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Yeah, not the one I would've gone with," Ethanuserpolice went on. "He poops his pants in the battle of the sea!"

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 15:17 (2 Years ago)
And it probably is the end, because now, the birds have begun to grow humanlike heads and the axolotls begin to turn the size of a continent. There is a giant sea monster rising from the sea, causing tsunamis to crash onto the shores of whatever continent this story is taking place in. Huge, circular monsters are being hurled from the sky, with many legs. There is also a talking turtle offering to shelter humans under their legs.

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Posted: Sat, 21/08/2021 14:47 (2 Years ago)
Bill Cipher then began to turn into Dipper

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Posted: Fri, 20/08/2021 20:30 (2 Years ago)
Suddenly, Peachpoppy found herself in the middle of an oasis mcdonalds' service. she ordered a big mac and gave it to her breloom.

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Posted: Fri, 20/08/2021 00:07 (2 Years ago)
Plotting Riako's downfall

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Posted: Tue, 10/08/2021 01:04 (2 Years ago)
I've got one-
Ok thanks Pohat

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Posted: Tue, 10/08/2021 01:02 (2 Years ago)
- I'm trying to get one-

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Posted: Tue, 10/08/2021 00:51 (2 Years ago)
Username: Cottonblu
Breeder: Spycakes
Pokemon Requested: Rockruff
Payment Type: Nuggets
Tips: Dragon gems

oh yea and I also want to become a shiny hunter like SmolSwabluna, except for Eevees

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Posted: Sat, 07/08/2021 20:59 (2 Years ago)
@Pixelpumpkin
Fine. I won't post here anymore, let's resolve this over Palpad, like Pichu suggested.

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Posted: Sat, 07/08/2021 20:57 (2 Years ago)
What- since when have I been mean to YOU?

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Posted: Sat, 07/08/2021 20:55 (2 Years ago)
@Pixelpumpkin
No... I think none of us should, except for Brightflower. SHE suggested to sell the entire Black Battalion.

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Posted: Sat, 07/08/2021 20:53 (2 Years ago)
@Pixelpumpkin
Ok ok sorry. But I'm pretty sure SmolSwabluna would NEVER consent to having her Black Battalion being sold. It's like actually selling, y'know...

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