| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|
 | Chrysantha |
i really dig ya
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
If you can't respect me you're a vampiraphobe and need to check
your time-stopping privilege. Thank you, for being so
understanding.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
I'm having a surgeon dye my hair blonde, give me red eye contacts
and turn me into a vampire by putting a stone mask onto my face
that was created by the apex race of evolved humans that went into
slumber 10,000 years ago. From now on, I want you guys to call me
"DIO" and respect my right to feed off the misery of the Joestar
family and their descendants.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
I sexually identify as Dio Brando. Ever since I was a little
adopted boy I dreamed of killing my biological father and my step
father through means of a blood sacrifice to become a vampire.
People say that a person being an anime villain is impossible and
I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful,
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
Of course, the wave of ironic memes was to be expected as memes got
more and more popular with the newfags (a dated term, I know, but
fitting for this conversation). The decline in memetic quality was
an predictable side effect of this increase in popularity, and the
backlash from frustrated anti-memers was quite natural.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
The thing I hate most about post-Harlem Shake memes, are those
ironic "dank" memes that you mentioned. There's nothing even
slightly amusing about them. Where's the sincerity? Why do people
find "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" so funny? I don't even
understand why these specific phrases became popular.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
No, lad, you don't "make memes". Memes grow from the soil of the
internet, no single man produces a meme.
The memes we have today, aside from being lower quality, die off
much quicker. Their lifespans are pitifully short; how many weeks
did it take for the Harambe meme to wither out?
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
Memes were actually good back then. They were funny, they were
endearing, people didn't run them into the ground in the span of a
month. Post-Harlem Shake, that's when memes got really bad. Meme
culture today is a mistake.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
me after da pupu
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
나의 맘에 담긴 사람 <3
| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC
or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new
to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've
considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees.
Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't
have a very good understanding of.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
BEEP BOOP
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
booty clap
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
sent you a random plushie i guess you didn't seedot coming
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
growlithe me dear, warm our cubs
| 7 Years ago |
 | Crobat |
Event Distribution
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
buttdew
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
cmon slowpoke, u didnt even notice the sandshrew
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
NOW YA DO
| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
scoopedi beep bop
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
ur collection sucks
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
what did the other lawyer say to the lawyer? im a lawyer
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
NEW ONES AHHH
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
hit me baby one more time
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
golbat not crobat
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
butt lips
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
HARRRRRRRRRRR BITE ME!
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
im a little horse
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
stop being so clammy
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
tyler1 geodude confirmed
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
hehe xd
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
wonder wut dis looks like
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
thugtrio
| 7 Years ago |
 | Davidjoker1 |
Thanks For lending me the Birds!
| 7 Years ago |
| Rvmatt1 |
Karp.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before
finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old
when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first
idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy;
admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of
basically every branch of philosophy I've come across.
| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before
finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old
when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first
idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy;
admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of
basically every branch of philosophy I've come across.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots
of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm
guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also
pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than
physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of
engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity
for inventing new things.
| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe
very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent
explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and
become aggravated with me for not quite understanding
thermodynamics.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for
college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th
percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given
reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the
margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is
an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech.
| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's
disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade,
I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was
spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and
didn't do any research or anything.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
rat BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII u's a rat BOIIIIIIIIII
kyaaaaaaaa~
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
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| 7 Years ago |
| Chrysantha |
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old
man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing.
You never know what is gonna come through that door.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
You leave everything to Jdogg.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison, Without my light you
would be lost in a sea of darkness.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last
forever.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself... please don't shoot me Mr.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Not to mention
all the groceries.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
You can't hurry good pizza. I'm on my way now though
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I
help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make
your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
instant pregnancy
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
why we whisperin fam?
| 7 Years ago |
 | Chrysantha |
dont be so krabby
| 7 Years ago |
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