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I fell asleep
(Idk wat gon happen but im just curious at the tally ;b)

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I force the bedrock to listen to 15000 hz signwave

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I lecture the bedrock about every Binding of Isaac boss before deciding to leave as I may have caused the lecture to continue for 3 hours past the session time.

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I give him quantum physics

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I remove his brain and replaced it with the brain of a couch

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I made it eat moldy cheese

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I dig a hole in the bedrock. 2 centimetres deep. Just like the one in my desk. Apparently I lack the ability to dig holes.

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I dig a hole in the bedrock. Nought point two centimetres deep. I thought it'll be bigger than the one in Drakonia's desk. Apparently I'm the one who lacks the ability to dig holes.

I think I should get digging.

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I force the bedrock to smell my brother's foot

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I force the bedrock to smell my armpits (I washed 10 minutes ago and my sweat already started sweating. Send help. Or Void Fluid.)

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I put my sister onto the bedrock she starts pinching to with all her might

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I use a metal rod.

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‼️⚠️ Game is now paused for tallying! ⚠️‼️

Also, welcome to all the new players! Glad to have you! 🤍
I hope y’all enjoy the fun and creativity allowed through this game.

what is tallying?

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Tallying is taking all the attacks and subtracting a certain amount of damage for each one. Since there’s a little over a page, I’ll stop it so we can catch up and know where we are in the game. Keeps it organized and maintained. 🙂

Page 15 and 16;

“I cook and season one chunk of it”
Yum! -2

“I take a long time to gently tap the bedrock”
The bedrock is tired of waiting. -2

“I throw the bedrock into the abyss”
The abyss shattered from the impact. -1

“I threw a Mudkip to Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz and bounced to the next person.”
It’s Super-Effective! -4

“ I rocked Bedrock’s bed while he was on it”
The bedrock got annoyed. -1

“I summon Nightmare King Grim! >:] [Hollow Knight Boss.]”
The bedrock slams its head onto the keyboard after two hour of bossfight attempts. -3

“i throw a purrloin at quakerock”
The Purrlion scratched the bedrock. -1

“I do standup comedy in front of it. I'm so funny it falls on the ground and cries”
How does it cry if it has no eyes? The bedrock starts questioning its existence. -5

“I pat it again then slap it in the face, betraying it”
The bedrock took great offense! -3

“I throw a Netherite Pickaxe with Unbreaking 3 and Efficiency 5 at the bedrock.”
The pickaxe’s handle breaks before you could do any significant damage. -2

“I throw poison gas as I wear a gas mask.”
Due to not being a live object, it takes no damage. -0

“I throw bombs at the block of bedrock”
One of them hits the bedrock! -4

“I introduce a small vial of dilute uranium hexafluoride to the bedrock! 3%, give or take.”
The bedrock screams internally due to the absurdally complicated name. -5

“I throw orange juice. That's made out of apple”
The bedrock is severely confused. -4

“I throw fear and fright”
The bedrock is afraid! -3

“ I threw Gregorz Brzeczysczczykiewicz”
So… You threw it at itself? -2

“I send a King Vulture *Rain World* after Bedrock [I refuse to call it Quakerock]”
The Vulture shoots a harpoon at it, but before it can cause more damage it’s demasked by Survivor who just so happened to need something to pay the scavenger toll with. -4

“I use Tera Water Weather Ball (Rain Dance) (+6 Spa)”
The bedrock is hit by a wave of torrential rain. Now it’s wet. And angry. -3

Total damage taken for these pages: 49

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I use a light saber to stab at the bedrock (May the 4th be with you!)

I use someone's fat mom!

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(hey, put me down JXFS!) I get Caseoh to jump on the bedrock.

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I grab gourmand [aka an chonky scug known to break bones if slammed into people] and just roll them at bedrock/quakerock.

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