The night was nice. Barely dressed people going into Walmart, stray
dogs eating the leftovers of the night, people grouping in strange
places with their phones out, you know the deal.
But tonight was when the most amazing people come to Walmart, and
you know their names. They've come for one thing, and one thing
only. Nothing will stop them, even if they met 8 minutes ago. They
still shall rain the lords of Walmart Tonight!
Indeed, this shall be an enjoyable story... for all parties
involved.
Moxie glanced around the area as the orphan children were pelted
with cornbread. "I've never been in a place like this..." He said
and adjusted the black blanket that was draped over his body.
"I've never seen so many ugly people before," the goofy delphox
said as she ran into a random seven foot tall man, "sorry Bigfoot I
didn't see you there!"
Mr Bigfoot looked unamused as his children ran up to him crying,
cornbread coating their fur...
"Munchkin?" Moxie asked in a confused tone as he slowly followed
after. "I thought a munchkin was a thing that bit at your heels
until they bled and you passed out from blood loss." He said.
"Yea, that's you," Witch Doc said, "OH WAIT!" She shouted, "Do you
like mashed potatoes and gravy? :33 it's the only thing I can
cook..." The delphox perked her ears at a sudden sound and threw a
random rock, "SHUT UP NARRATOR!"
"Huh?" Moxie said. "Mashed pillar negatives and groovy? What is
that? All I eat are-" His voice distorted, "only if I can afford it
from the store though.."
"You got some problems," Witch Doc hesitantly said, "I mean, I got
problems too but mashed potatoes are important!"
The delphox swayed her tail thoughtfully, "Maybe you're a tiny tot
because you never get potatoes!"
Witch Doc gave him an unamused look as she placed a bag of candy on
Moxie's head (she almost needed a microscope to see the tot YAKNOW
JOKES) she hadn't grabbed a basket so slave Moxie would have to do.
(How do you make a high pitch baby voice go lower?)
"OMFG YOU HAVE A HOUSE?!" The female fox gasped in awe, "Dude, why
didn't you say so sooner?!"
(Eris has been on the streets for a while ;-; )
(Dunno. but Moxie knows how apparently to do it multiple
times.)
"......Well, its a long ways away from here, and you seemed content
with walking around with me..." Moxie said in an even lower voice.
He was still staring at her.
"Look homie, I'm homeless, HOUSES ARE EXCITING!" Witch Doc said as
she danced around and acted like a total embarrassment, "also...
Where did you get your weave, it is very shiny :33"