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Trainerlevel: 68

Trainerpoints: 10,154/13,939


Pkmn Name Level EXP/EHP
Darth Vader
2,9707,273,543 / 31,676,918
Jaw monster
1,8351,778,482 / 10,107,181

About Me

Finny | 23 | Professional Procrastinator

Besides being a lazy douchebag, I'm just your average derp with a soft spot for all things monstrous. I also like apples, cats, drawing, rock/metal, obsessively playing video games, evil schemes, and brief walks in the evening. My one true skill is wasting time and I'm mighty proud of it!

And that's pretty much all you need to know about me.

...Oh wait, I'm also a moron.


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Game Records

Trainer ID: #755701878
Registration: 04/07/2013 (5 Years ago)
Premium member until 16/Jul/2019
Game Time: 2701:14 Hours
Total interactions: 872,147
Money: 1,276,070
Starter Pokémon: Typhlosion


It's like children speak a whole different language regardless of what language they're speaking.

There's a family living in the same apartment building as me and the kids speak Finnish with the mother and English with the father. The apartment door doesn't do all that much to block sounds from the stairs outside so kids talking loudly are easy to hear. But not so easy to understand. It usually takes me a while to catch a coherent word amidst their babbling to recognize which language it is they're speaking if either of the parents don't reveal themselves by talking. :,D

16 Days ago0 comments
Awww, the snow melted. At least we got to have it for about a week. :,[

19 Days ago1 comment
Is it just me or have the "are you a human?" checks increased in number? :,P

23 Days ago1 comment
Damn, got a shiny and a mega two eggs apart... :,v

26 Days ago3 comments
"You push the black key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...

1x New Moon Island (Map) found!

The key breaks and becomes useless."


*Flips a table* Why can't I get a bloody Full Moon map!? >8,I

29 Days ago4 comments
Pffft, I had gotten so used to ignoring the fourth patch of premium berry land that I only realized today that I can use it again. x,D

I swear my derp brain is full of holes.

1 Month ago0 comments
Whoo, finally managed to get all the badges. *Tosses some confetti around* :,D

1 Month ago3 comments
Why is it that I've gotten multiple nebula stones from the Alola rumble area by now but I still haven't gotten the alolan marowak or raichu? ....Am I the only one who thinks this seems kind of, I don't know, strange? :,D

1 Month ago2 comments
Well, this is something... For a moment, I had 2 white powders and 2 dragon gems on the bulletin board at the same time. :,D

1 Month ago1 comment
Oh, gosh darn it! I just realized I forgot to enter that writing contest. The whole thing just completely slipped my mind. Curse me and my traitorous memory! :,V

1 Month ago2 comments
I had a dream where I was strolling through Riako's private yard/garden. In the very heart of it all, there was a giant statue of the monopoly man striking a fabulous pose.

You could borrow the statue for 600 carrots or by leaving your nose as a guarantee.

2 Months ago2 comments
Gosh darnit. I just noticed I was somehow at chain 1 with my combee hunt even though I've hatched about 20 by now and was quite perplexed by this.

...Then I remembered cosmog breaks the chain.

It truly amazes me how awesome I'm at derping and goofing up everything even when I should know so much better after all this time. :,D

2 Months ago3 comments
Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm at the impressive level of thick-headedness people can achieve. So I do both.

We humans are such delightfully stubborn creatures, it's both fascinating and frustrating. :,D

2 Months ago2 comments
Having to keep my window open almost 24/7 because of the darned heat has apparently led to a spider invasion in my box. As a result, I've turned into a serial killer.

This is what summer does to people, it turns them into murderers! Be warned.

3 Months ago3 comments
I'm curious, are the results of the multiple choice questions on that feedback thingy going to be made public after the form closes? Because I'd be very interested in knowing what the general opinion on those is among the users. :,D

3 Months ago1 comment
Okay, whoops, been quite a while since I did an event pass hunt so I might've done goofed. I assume I was probably supposed to turn my bloody pokeradar on before starting the hunt but I only just now realized I didn't do that.

I wonder, will bad things happen if I turn it on now? :,D

3 Months ago2 comments
Anyone know who got the first on site shiny retro charizard? I tried to go for it when the retros changed but mine took hours to finally show up so I assume at least someone snatched one before me. Just curious who had the favor of the fire-zard. :b

(Darned chain broke by some error at 975. Then I had two chains I foolishly broke before 100. Finally got my shiny with the fourth chain at 534. :,D)

4 Months ago2 comments
Chain 777 / 64

....I miiight not go for all the shiny retros. Or maybe it was just the sleepless night that made this such torture.

I need a nap.

4 Months ago2 comments
You've been a member on PokéHeroes for more than 5 Years now!"

I was a member on PokeHeroes before it was cool. I've seen the birth of the first shiny and witnessed the rise and fall of the chat with my very own eyes. You young coddled whippersnappers today don't even know the pain of not having clicklists. :U

...I'm old, let me have my obnoxious fun. :,D

4 Months ago3 comments
Oh...? 8,I

5 Months ago5 comments

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Shiny Hunt

Finhawk is currently hunting Aron.
Hunt started: 06/11/2018

Chain: 232
(3 Shinies hatched so far.)

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