GOOBEAR LOVES ALL OF YOU!
GOOBEAR LOVES YOU MORE EVERY TOMORROW!
GOOBEAR LOVES TO SEE YOU HERE!

Well, color me dumbfounded! I was just blocked because, I guess, I'm homophobic! Aww man that's great! I need an award or something for being a homophobic ally! Imagine how my married Uncles will take the news, my flamboyant autistic cousins are definitely going to have a laugh. Wait till I tell my trans health care nurse I don't support her cause I'm homophobic!!!
LOL> Joking aside, you look like a stupid snowflake blocking people you know nothing about and thats fine. It's your prerogative.
Mine is to point at and laugh for your foolishness!
Much love from me to you,
GooBear. Proud Ally of LGB community before all the extra letters!

The kitchen is wrecked. Over door broken, refrigerator knocked on it's side. The ice melting lowly on the chiped and scrathced floor. Bread, ham, lettuce scattered around like food fan fare confetti. A lone GooBear stares at the hole and feels his eye twitch as the microwave falls gracefully off the tail of the Kyurem.
"I am convinced that Kyurem is ancient poke-language for terrible hunter." A tear slips from the corner of GooBear's eye, in remembrance of another stolen meal.

Hey, hey hey hey!!!!! Did you see a Kyurem come by here with a bagel?
No..?
I don't know why a Kyurem would have a bagel, oh no wait. I DO. Bugger flew in, snatched my carbo yummy and slapped this stupid plushie on my plate! At least shaymin LEFT the food.

And another! *stuffs Kyurem into a bag* That makes five today. Cheeky buggers, wore me out flapping all about my house like cats on the nip.
*yawns* That'll do it for the day. Looking forward to cleaning up more tomorrow.

You received a Plushie!
Message:
A Gift out of Respect
*slams into face from low orbit*
~re~Spe~ct~

Shaymin. wasn't kidding. End of day one? Egg through the window and two plushies in my car.
I see more circling. It's like they know I had to tap out my poke-wallet from the shaymin invasion and now they want me living in the streets of Emra like some ten year old unsupervised kids!

Hmm? Oh, Hello again shaymin! You're a bit early for your event aren't you? My house is still a mess from all of you bothering with me- What's that?
It's not your event but you told your friend...Kyurem about me?
Aww that's very sweet that you'd talk me up to your friend but I can't really have any more guests until..Shaymin?
Where'd you go? What's this egg..?
Oh....oh no.

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Be me: Helping the hatching pokemon egg, peeling at the shell, encouraging the solar eevee out. Lovingly wiping off the goop from being born.
Also be me: HURLING ANOTHER NON-SHINY SOLAR EEVEE OUT THE WINDOW WITH A DEAFING ROAR OF YEET.

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Lunchtime and I'm making da spagett! Parmi cheese, extra gravy, got sauage AND meatballs! Crazy nice salad and that garlic bread set.
Go to grab a Coke when...shaymin.
That ~was~ lunchtime with da spagett! Parmi cheese, extra gravy, got sauage AND meatballs! Crazy nice salad and that garlic bread now all over the floor.
My yum yums just got ratio'd by Shaymin.

Opening up treasure chest what do I see? 11k+ game chips for me. Then onto the next, another sum of game chips. Third one open? Sure why not. No Hoopa, no game chips.
*(o\./o)* GET OUT OF THE CHESTS SHAYMIN!!

You received a GooBear from Shaymin!
Message:
A Gift of Identity Theft
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Got some actual sky gifts today and not a gang of shaymins acting like sky gifts! Aw man, this is great! Seven ground gems, some berries and...oh. my. I got an egg!!! Yes yes yes!
Wait-no....no shaymins, no come back that's my retro egg!! GetBackhereyouthief!!!!

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Booted up the laptop at 9 am-ish Emera time and....blue screen of death.
blue-ish....green? screen of...death?
blue screen of ....death with a ..afLowEr~*
(TnT) shyamins killed my laptop

Awww yeah!!!! I forgot but Pokeheroes remembered!
Congratulations!
You've been a member on PokéHeroes for more than 4 Years now!
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SHAYMIN NOOOOOOOOO!!!1

Awwww yeah! Just got back after finalizing my roof replacement. New tub of ice cream and three brand new gifts from the sky for me! Today's gonna be..why are the gifts moving..what...whats...SHAYMINS IN DISGUISE!!!!!

*dumps a bucket full of shaymin out the door*
Couple dozen more like that and I'll see the floor again....