“In X-MEN BLUE: ORIGINS (2024) #1, fans learned that Mystique was not the mother of X-Man Nightcrawler, as had been believed for decades, but was in fact his father. Masquerading as the wife of Baron Christian Wagner to gain wealth and power, Mystique hired Destiny as a household maid to keep her close and, during that time, used her powers to conceive a child with Destiny. The true origin of Nightcrawler as the child of Mystique and Destiny — an idea conceived by Chris Claremont decades before but prevented by the Comics Code Authority—has finally been told.”
i understand that with mystiques morphing powers she could technically… yada yada yada you know what i mean
but this kinda just confuses me

and now that it is pride month, it is time to sit back and laugh at what corporate slop companies push out to act like they care
starting with this (it’s a random wedding one shot marvel put out, so it shouldn’t be too spicy i hope)
i spent like 10 seconds trying to spell companies 💀

idk why but my phone keeps double posting about an hour apart
don’t report me for spam if it does, i’ll catch it and delete it eventually

i’ve gotten 2 unowns this week 🗿
also in another game there was nothing for pride month except for “prideful” character shards, and the only one you get that’s lqbtq is mystique 💀

BRO NO WAY
my cousin got the toya birthday unit from this year
im tweaking genuinely

june is my favorite month cuz i can anger a lot of homophobes

my friend says he plays the japanese version of pjsekai and then showed me the differences
WHY DOES THE US GET THE BUDGET ONE

i was bouta leave for school without my backpack
smartest 8th grader

uh
something something words
i forgot what i was gonna post
… uh …

oh that’s right
the crybabies won, the cars, gauntlets and turrets got nerfed into near unusability
pack it up everyone, fun’s over, time to go home

it’s funny to me how most songs people use for memes or tiktok or stuff like that are actually bangers

oh hey an unown
cool

THESE DAMN CREASE PROTECTORS HURT MY FEET

if you call me out for spoilers that’s on you, the chapter which the episode was for was released over a year ago
but just in case it’s for mha so if you care about spoilers don’t read ig


it’s genuinely hard to stomach that aoyama is the ‘traitor’
but at least he has a good reason for it

i had a dream that i was at my local comic shop picking up the new issue of ultimate spider-man with my mom
and she just like thanos snapped away
like she just disappeared, but could somehow still text me
i was sad, but not devastated cuz we could still communicate
i don’t know what i was on

Dont know if ive done this before but
Posting from an android emulator, much more visually pleasing then on apple

(It startss withh one) One thing, i don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I knowww
Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away, it’s so unreal (it’s so unrealll)
Didn’t look out below,
Watch the time fly right out the window
Trying to hold on, didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
—In the end - Linkin Park

might get multiversus
also anyone wanna do a bday plushie exchange? i can do both

epic rap battles of history
~AGOTI~… Versus… Splitting migraine!
3…2…1… begin!
AUGH AOH OH OH GOD IT HURT AHH

i found a cool minecraft mod on curseforge
i have to log in to download it right

instead of adapting to the meta of a game that’s trying to keep things fresh, therefore making the game last longer
let’s complain about cars

also it’s really ironic how ninja implies he doesn’t like change
cuz he’s been playing the same game for over 5 years

all of this is in reference to the new fortnite season and all the anger surrounding the cars

reading icebreaker in school is wild
some kid in my ela class btw